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		<title>WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG PERFORMS HIS OWN SONG AT KARAOKE?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/09/what-kind-of-douchebag-performs-his-own-song-at-karaoke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:40:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fred durst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limp bizkit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, can you think of anything more embarrassing and less cool than watching a well-known vocalist get up at a karaoke bar and, out of the literally thousands of available songs to perform, choose his own? Y&#8217;know, just in case everyone else in the joint wasn&#8217;t aware that it was him? And wouldn&#8217;t it be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ONCE UPON A TIME, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WASN&#8217;T COOL, EITHER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/once-upon-a-time-maynard-james-keenan-wasnt-cool-either/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/once-upon-a-time-maynard-james-keenan-wasnt-cool-either/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[a perfect circle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maynard James Keenan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puscifer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tool]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My father once told me that &#8220;celebrities eat and drink and piss and shit just like us,&#8221; which was his poetic way of saying that famous folks are just people, too. And that can be a hard fact to remember, even if you&#8217;re not the type to get starstruck. Sure, your favorite Rock God might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHROOMGATE: DEP GUITARIST BEN WEINMAN SPOKE TO GREG PUCIATO ABOUT DRUGZ</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/shroomgate-dep-guitarist-ben-weinman-spoke-to-greg-puciato-about-drugz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/shroomgate-dep-guitarist-ben-weinman-spoke-to-greg-puciato-about-drugz/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[F-F-F-Feudin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whoops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BEN WEINMAN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dillinger Escape Plan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greg Puciato]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week&#8217;s most amusing news item came from Dillinger Escape Plan singer Greg Puciato (above, center), who made public his thanks and apologies to local emergency responders who helped him out during a half-day drug freakout. (Reviewing Puciato&#8217;s account of the unnamed substance&#8217;s effects, one could settle on mushrooms as the likely culprit.) As party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN: HANDLE YOUR SHIT, GREG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/dillinger-escape-plan-handle-your-shit-greg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/dillinger-escape-plan-handle-your-shit-greg/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BEN WEINMAN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dillinger Escape Plan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greg Puciato]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liam Wilson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At my first paid gig as a music journalimalist, my editor wasn&#8217;t really hands-on with workshopping or edits or assignments. Let&#8217;s call him the Rick Rubin of print editors, as he was grotesquely overpaid, forever claiming unearned credit, and often seen shoveling bizarre food up his blabhole. But I did get his attention once when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BEING UNTALENTED IS NO LONGER WES SCANTLIN&#8217;S BIGGEST CRIME</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/being-untalented-is-no-longer-wes-scantlins-biggest-crime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/being-untalented-is-no-longer-wes-scantlins-biggest-crime/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puddle of Mudd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wes Scantlin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An unfortunate number of you probably remember Wes Scantlin, who is the guitarist/vocalist from Puddle of Mudd, and a dude whose genius was to realize that there was a market for frat boys who liked Nirvana, but just wished that Kurt Cobain had worn a backwards baseball cap instead of flannel shirts. The band was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: HAIR METAL COVER BAND BREAKS UP ON STAGE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/21/best-video-ever-of-the-day-hair-metal-cover-band-breaks-up-on-stage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/21/best-video-ever-of-the-day-hair-metal-cover-band-breaks-up-on-stage/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bon jovi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Winters Mistress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if this applies in other parts of the world, but here in &#8216;Merica, there&#8217;s a bizarrely large market for 80&#8242;s hair metal cover bands. The most pathetic ones are &#8220;tribute bands&#8221; that focus on one particular group (e.g., the &#8220;tribute band&#8221; Mr. Brownstone plays all GN&#8217;R songs) and whose members actually dress [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AT LEAST JAMES HETFIELD STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/at-least-james-hetfield-still-has-a-sense-of-humor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/at-least-james-hetfield-still-has-a-sense-of-humor/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Upcoming Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Hetfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kirk Hammett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars ulrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lou Reed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loutallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Trujillo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is Lulu just the world&#8217;s greatest troll? Even if it wasn&#8217;t, if I were a member of Loutallica, I&#8217;d probably start telling people that it is. It would really be the only logical explanation for anyone thinking that crap was listenable. And the below video suggests that at least one member of Metallica really might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LAST POST ABOUT NEW YORK COMIC CON, I SWEAR: SEE VIDEO OF OUR LESS-SUCCESSFUL SIGNING SESSION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/25/last-post-about-new-york-comic-con-i-swear-see-video-of-our-less-successful-signing-session/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/25/last-post-about-new-york-comic-con-i-swear-see-video-of-our-less-successful-signing-session/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charred Walls of the Damned]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Comic Con]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Christy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THOR SHREDSTEEN]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We were lucky enough to have the legendary Richard Christy do a signing for the excellent new Charred Walls of the Damned album, Cold Winds on Timeless Days, at  the MetalSucks/Vertebrae 33 booth at New York Comic Con last weekend. And, no shock, the signing was a big success. A whole lotta peeps swung by to hang out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AXL ROSE FALL DOWN GO BOOM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/axl-rose-fall-down-go-boom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/axl-rose-fall-down-go-boom/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BUMBLEFOOT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RON THAL]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Axl Rose fell down while performing &#8220;Knockin&#8217; On Heaven&#8217;s Door&#8221; at a recent Mexico City concert. And that might funny in and of itself &#8212; I mean, who doesn&#8217;t love scadenfreude? &#8212; but what makes it absolutely hysterical is that Rose was not running or even doing anything especially physical at the time of the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: GUITARIST IS GREATLY APPRECIATED BY HIS BAND</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/21/funniest-video-ever-of-the-day-guitarist-is-greatly-appreciated-by-his-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/21/funniest-video-ever-of-the-day-guitarist-is-greatly-appreciated-by-his-band/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SO MUCH YES]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=72599</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You MUST watch this video. You simply MUST. I really don&#8217;t wanna give it away, because as is so often the case, it&#8217;s funniest if you don&#8217;t know where it&#8217;s going; it&#8217;s simply labeled &#8220;Guitarist Fail&#8221; on YouTube, and I&#8217;m appreciative of that fact, because I was caught totally off-guard by the punchline. And then [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>ROB HALFORD AND GENE SIMMONS: OLD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/rob-halford-and-gene-simmons-old/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/08/26/rob-halford-and-gene-simmons-old/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chaim Witz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gene simmons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Judas Priest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kiss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rob halford]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ויץ‎ חיים]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Metal Insider tells me that both Rob Halford and חיים ויץ‎ turned sixty yesterday, which isn&#8217;t really that old in the scheme of things, but is still most certainly a reminder that Metal&#8217;s Founding Generation is getting closer and closer to death. Then again, you know who isn&#8217;t getting closer and closer to death? Dead people. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>HERE&#8217;S A BAD PHOTO OF DANI FILTH GETTING HIS ASS KICKED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/15/heres-a-bad-photo-of-dani-filth-getting-his-ass-kicked/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/07/15/heres-a-bad-photo-of-dani-filth-getting-his-ass-kicked/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 19:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cradle of filth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dani Filth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoya roc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In an apparent effort to redeem bass players for their transgressions throughout this week, Madball four-stringer Hoya Roc has posted the above photo, which is apparently Dani Filth being restrained by a security guard at France&#8217;s recent L&#8217;ez Arts Sceniques Festival, although it&#8217;s not a good photo so who knows. Roc also posted a comment [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/06/24/lordi-got-caught-pulling-a-milli-vanilli/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/06/24/lordi-got-caught-pulling-a-milli-vanilli/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lordi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Lordi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomi Petteri Putaansuu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a link to the below video, and both utilized the same silly bun for their subject line: &#8220;Oh, Lordi!&#8221; But it&#8217;s easy to see why that particular joke would spring to mind. This is fucking pathetic. And the worst part &#8212; besides the fact that there [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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		<title>SLIPKNOT&#8217;S CLOWN NEEDS TO RETIRE&#8230;HIS DAMN VIDEO CAMERA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/20/slipknots-clown-needs-to-retire-his-damn-video-camera/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/04/20/slipknots-clown-needs-to-retire-his-damn-video-camera/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Mitchell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dirty Little Rabbits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murderdolls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SHAWN "CLOWN" CRAHAN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slipknot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Black Dots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[To My Surprise]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=60334</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know it&#8217;s not the most popular thing to admit to around these parts, but I really like Slipknot (up through V3:TSV, that is). I appreciate the fact that they bring a fairly heavy sound to the masses, flip the bird at their detractors, and continue moving forward despite alleged inner band turmoil, an increasingly fickle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PAUL DI&#8217;ANNO IS A MASTER CRIMINAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/11/paul-dianno-is-a-master-criminal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/02/11/paul-dianno-is-a-master-criminal/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Di'Anno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Harris]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=54437</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paul Di&#8217;Anno &#8212; the former Iron Maiden singer who once compared Steve Harris to Adolf Hitler &#8212; just keeps getting smarter and smarter. His latest staggering act of genius? He claimed benefits of £45,000 &#8212; close to $72,000 &#8212; after allegedly suffering nerve damage in his back, which was said to have prevented him from [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING VINCE NEIL HAS EVER DONE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/23/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-thing-vince-neil-has-ever-done/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/23/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-thing-vince-neil-has-ever-done/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vince neil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And that&#8217;s saying something. I didn&#8217;t realize that Skating with the Stars was starting already, or I might have actually tuned in to watch Vince Neil make an ass out of himself. Luckily, we live in an era where everything is on the internet, and so Blabbahmouf has video of Neil, who apparently came in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>KIRK HAMMETT KICKED A LITTLE KID</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/15/kirk-hammett-kicked-a-little-kid-in-the-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/15/kirk-hammett-kicked-a-little-kid-in-the-face/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kirk Hammett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t seen Metallica live since 2006 (and after watching them do Master of Puppets live in its entirety, I&#8217;m honestly not sure I ever need to see them live again), but I guess these days they end their shows by dropping giant black balloons from the roof. And at a show in Australia this [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>43</slash:comments>
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		<title>JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/07/20/jani-lane-celebrates-hair-metal-week-on-metalsucks-by-going-to-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/07/20/jani-lane-celebrates-hair-metal-week-on-metalsucks-by-going-to-prison/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jani Lane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motley crue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vince neil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[warrant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you&#8217;re excited about hair metal week here on MetalSucks, but you didn&#8217;t have to do anything so dramatic! I mean, a guest blog would have been, like, totes satisfactory. Clearly, you have a sweet tooth. So perhaps even a recipe would have suffice? Maybe one for&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>FUNNY VIDEOS OF PEOPLE GETTING HURT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/06/29/funny-videos-of-people-getting-hurt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/06/29/funny-videos-of-people-getting-hurt/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amon amarth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s kinda metal related, right? More fun at the expense of other people&#8217;s well being after the jump. Hint: it concerns headbanging and Amon Amarth!!! -AR [First video via Metal Insider; second video via a tip from reader Michael Wilkerson.]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>GUITAR SWING AND A MISS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/06/28/guitar-swing-and-a-miss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/06/28/guitar-swing-and-a-miss/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Laugh At Others' Misfortunes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guitar Swing Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There obviously isn&#8217;t much to explain here. I saw it on Metal Injection and it made me laugh my ass off&#8230; hopefully it brightens your Monday afternoon a bit. -AR]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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