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		<title>THIS WEEK ON A&amp;E: HOARDERS, THE MIKE PORTNOY EPISODE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/07/this-week-on-ae-hoarders-the-mike-portnoy-episode/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/07/this-week-on-ae-hoarders-the-mike-portnoy-episode/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike portnoy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My TV is inextricably tuned to the nerdiest of all channels &#8212; when I&#8217;m loungin&#8217; it&#8217;s all about Discovery, Sci Fi, A&#38;E, Animal Planet, the Science Channel, etc. My current obsessions are A&#38;E&#8217;s scintillating artificial drama Storage Wars (Yuuuuuuuup!) of which there&#8217;s seemingly an endless pit of episodes, and Animal Planet&#8217;s Orangutan Island, a serial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WATCH CEPHALIC CARNAGE / JOB FOR A COWBOY&#8217;S BASSIST&#8217;S &#8220;JUNGLE JAM&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/watch-cephalic-carnage-job-for-a-cowboys-bassists-jungle-jam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/watch-cephalic-carnage-job-for-a-cowboys-bassists-jungle-jam/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cephalic carnage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job for a cowboy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nicholas Schendzielos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I got on email from Cephalic Carnage / Job For A Cowboy bassist Nicholas Schendzielos about a new jam video he&#8217;d posted, I expected some kind of metal music dorkery to be contained therein. What I got was something entirely different, no less interesting, and a helluva lot more fucknuts: So, uh&#8230; that was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE MOST METAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVER MADE (LITERALLY)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/the-most-metal-musical-instrument-ever-made-literally/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/the-most-metal-musical-instrument-ever-made-literally/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when a former engineering and robotics student from a prestigious university who also happens to be a metalhead decides to combine his two loves into one? A behemoth of a musical instrument that just might be the most metal instrument ever made, both literally and figuratively. Watch: -VN Thanks: Jesse Z.]]></description>
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		<title>LOOK OUT, POWERGLOVE: BIT BRIGADE PLAYS ENTIRE MEGA MAN II SOUNDTRACK DURING A LIVE GAME</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/look-out-powerglove-bit-brigade-plays-entire-mega-man-ii-soundtrack-during-a-live-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/look-out-powerglove-bit-brigade-plays-entire-mega-man-ii-soundtrack-during-a-live-game/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bit Brigade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noah McCarthy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[powerglove]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81433</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like Powerglove, Bit Brigade is a band that takes video game music and makes it rockin&#8217;. Of course, Bit Brigade don&#8217;t wear fun costumes, and they&#8217;re less metal than Powerglove &#8212; but their latest achievement (see what I did there?) is so impressive, you gotta give them props. During last week&#8217;s video/arcade/PC /tabletop gaming event, Mag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DOCTOR WHO HAS AN APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/12/doctor-who-has-an-appetite-for-destruction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/12/doctor-who-has-an-appetite-for-destruction/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Metal Merch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doctor Who]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81461</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never gotten into Doctor Who, but if you have, maybe you&#8217;ll enjoy this? It&#8217;s a mash-up of the long-running British sci-fi series and &#8212; duh &#8212; the cover of Guns N&#8217; Roses&#8217; Appetite for Destruction. And the best part is, for today only, it&#8217;s just ten bucks. Get one here. Speaking of Appetite parody tees: we’ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANDHAPPY PROMISES TO MAKE BANDS, MUSIC STUDENTS VERY HAPPY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/09/bandhappy-promises-to-make-bands-music-students-very-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/09/bandhappy-promises-to-make-bands-music-students-very-happy/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BANDHAPPY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matt Halpern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[periphery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81083</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems like we&#8217;ve been hearing about the pending launch of Bandhappy for ages now&#8230; and it&#8217;s finally here! The website, created by Periphery drummer Matt Halpern, offers a platform for artists and students to connect one-on-one for video lessons on a variety of instruments in real-time, as well as the ability to archive those lessons for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UNEXPECT&#8217;S CHAOTH SLAPPA DA 9-STRING BASS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/06/unexpects-chaoth-slappa-da-9-string-bass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/06/unexpects-chaoth-slappa-da-9-string-bass/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unexpect]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79230</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Unexpect&#8217;s Fables of the Sleepless Empire is a good album that got lost in the shuffle that was 2011. It&#8217;s also an example of the risks of self-releasing a record, showing that record labels do still serve a purpose in an age where distribution is available to everyone.* It&#8217;s not that bands aren&#8217;t capable of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS IS WHAT AN 8-MINUTE CONTINUOUS DRUM SOLO UP AN ENTIRE BROOKLYN BUILDING LOOKS LIKE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/30/this-is-what-an-8-minute-one-take-continuous-drum-solo-up-an-entire-brooklyn-building-looks-like/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/30/this-is-what-an-8-minute-one-take-continuous-drum-solo-up-an-entire-brooklyn-building-looks-like/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blotted science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Zeleny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ron jarzombek]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this video of Blotted Science drummer Charlie Zeleny (also of Behold&#8230; The Arctopus, Jordan Rudess, and more) playing an 8-minute drum solo while climbing up the floors of a Brooklyn building in one continuous take (!!!). At first I was all &#8220;Come on, really? Corny,&#8221; but he totally sells it&#8230; really cool concept: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>INTO THE CHAOS OF DAVE DAVIDSON&#8217;S GUITAR FORMS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/18/into-the-chaos-of-dave-davidsons-guitar-forms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/18/into-the-chaos-of-dave-davidsons-guitar-forms/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Revocation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Guitar dorks: check out this JamPlay.com interview with MetalSucks-deemed #1 Modern Metal Guitarist Dave Davidson. There&#8217;s lotsa great stuff in here; Dave&#8217;s musical education, his influences from jazz (Pat Martino, Wayne Krantz) to metal (Marty Friedman, Jeff Waters) to contemporaries like Emil Werstler, the history of Revocation, the new record Chaos of Forms and more. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LET&#8217;S TAKE A MOMENT TO CELEBRATE CANNIBAL CORPSE&#8217;S VIDEO FOR &#8220;FRANTIC DISEMBOWELMENT&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/02/lets-take-a-moment-to-celebrate-cannibal-corpses-video-for-frantic-disembowelment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/02/lets-take-a-moment-to-celebrate-cannibal-corpses-video-for-frantic-disembowelment/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alex Webster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blotted science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannibal Corpse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pat O'Brien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PAUL MAZURKIEWICZ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ron jarzombek]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As I type this, I have just finished editing Dave Mustein&#8217;s interview with Ron Jarzombek regarding the new Blotted Science EP, The Animation of Entimology. And Mr. Mustein deserves a pat on the back or a lollipop or something, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s a great interview and I learned a lot from it, and I hope you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SOILTHREAT WORKSIGNAL: ORDINANCE&#8217;S COVER OF &#8220;STABBING THE DRAMA&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/31/soilthreat-worksignal-ordinances-cover-of-stabbing-the-drama/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/31/soilthreat-worksignal-ordinances-cover-of-stabbing-the-drama/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bjorn "Speed" Strid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ordinance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soilwork]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Threat Signal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t ordinarily post a whole lotta YouTube covers on MetalSucks (other than the occasional it&#8217;s-so-bad-it&#8217;s-good laughingstock material) because, well, you can visit YouTube for that. But the story of Ordinance&#8217;s cover of Soilwork&#8217;s &#8220;Stabbing the Drama,&#8221; featuring drummer Alex Rudinger (also of Threat Signal), tugged at my heart strings, so I thought I&#8217;d share. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN CHER BLEW TRON: THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM&#8217;S JUSTIN FOLEY ON THE FREEDOMS AND LIMITATIONS OF TECHNOLOGY IN MUSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/the-austerity-programs-justin-foley-takes-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/26/the-austerity-programs-justin-foley-takes-on/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Foley</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[8Dio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Eno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justin foley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katy Perry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Progressing Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Austerity Program]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tron]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.&#8221; &#8211; Abraham Maslow TL;DR – A software company lets you sound like you can play bitchin’ guitar.  Periphery fans may wring their hands, but Brian Eno probably wouldn’t care.  Justin thinks it’s fine as [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>40</slash:comments>
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		<title>MICHAEL WINSLOW HAS THE BLEEPS, THE SWEEPS, AND THE ZEPS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/michael-winslow-has-the-bleeps-the-sweeps-and-the-zeps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/michael-winslow-has-the-bleeps-the-sweeps-and-the-zeps/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jimi hendrix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[led zeppelin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Winslow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=75072</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Michael Winslow is probably best known as the guy who makes funny noises in the Police Academy movies (winner of more Oscars than any other franchise in history), but I prefer to remember him as the &#8220;I&#8217;ve lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps&#8221; dude from Spaceballs. However you remember [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PAUL WARDINGHAM SHREDS WITH STYLE, GRACE AND CHARISMA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/10/paul-wardingham-shreds-with-style-grace-and-charisma/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/10/paul-wardingham-shreds-with-style-grace-and-charisma/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paul wardingham]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73960</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like Paul Wardingham for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that he&#8217;s a really good player. But I also like to hold him up as an example of the following: 1) not all solo multi-instrumentalists play &#8220;djent,&#8221; 2) not all solo multi-instrumentalists just masturbate on their instruments without any regard [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>ANOTHER MASTODON THE HUNTER SOUNDALIKE: METALLICA&#8217;S &#8220;DAMAGE, INC.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/another-mastodon-the-hunter-soundalike-metallicas-damage-inc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/another-mastodon-the-hunter-soundalike-metallicas-damage-inc/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73743</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week we tipped you off to a striking similarity between the intros of Mastodon&#8217;s Hunter track &#8220;Creature Lives&#8221; and the Steve Miller Band&#8217;s classic &#8220;Threshold / Jet Airliner.&#8221; Coincidence? Intentional nod to a personal favorite of one or more of the Mastodudes? Until the next time we speak with a member of Mastodon we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RANDY BLYTHE ADMITS TO KILLING HIS DARLINGS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/04/randy-blythe-admits-to-killing-his-darlings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/04/randy-blythe-admits-to-killing-his-darlings/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lamb of God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Randy Blythe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah my headline is a little misleading. But it got your attention I bet! ANYWAY, last week, Lamb of God vocalist Randy Blythe came to the conclusion that his Twitter account just wasn&#8217;t enough to express himself fully (which is understandable &#8212; dude tweets a LOT, and he&#8217;s really funny with that shit, too). And [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>OH HAPPY DAY&#8230;&#8230;THE MARS VOLTA&#8217;S GUITARIST AND BASSIST EXPLAIN THEIR RIGS FOR YOU</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/30/oh-happy-day-the-mars-voltas-guitarist-and-bassist-explain-their-rigs-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/30/oh-happy-day-the-mars-voltas-guitarist-and-bassist-explain-their-rigs-for-you/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Wingerschmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rigged]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juan Alderete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Omar Rodriguez-Lopez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the mars volta]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73339</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though this isn&#8217;t an official entry into our &#8220;Rigged&#8221; series, I thought it fit quite nicely so here ya go! -KW]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>TWO FUN TIDBITS ABOUT MASTODON&#8217;S THE HUNTER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/two-fun-tidbits-about-mastodons-the-hunter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/two-fun-tidbits-about-mastodons-the-hunter/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the steve miller band]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Since Mastodon&#8217;s new album The Hunter came out earlier this week it seems like a good time to share two very interesting tidbits regarding the album. First up we&#8217;ve got a &#8220;remix&#8221; of &#8220;Curl of the Burl.&#8221; Umm&#8230; yeah, let&#8217;s call it a remix! I can&#8217;t say where I obtained this very special track for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>36</slash:comments>
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		<title>MOST RIDICULOUS VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO&#8217;S TRIBUTE TO METALLICA ON FOUR GUITARS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/most-ridiculous-video-ever-of-the-day-michael-angelo-batios-tribute-to-metallica-on-four-guitars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/most-ridiculous-video-ever-of-the-day-michael-angelo-batios-tribute-to-metallica-on-four-guitars/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael angelo batio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nitro]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love Michael Angelo Batio, and I do so without a shred (ha!) of irony. The former Nitro axeman has made a career out of playing completely ridiculous guitars in completely ridiculous manners; he&#8217;s like the Harlem Globetrotters of metal, a never-ending &#8220;web gems&#8221; reel of guitar acrobatics. There&#8217;s nothing about this clip of Batio&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>MUGGLECORE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/mugglecore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/29/mugglecore/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 15:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leyla Ford</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Calderone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73367</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am a totally cool, mature person with cool, mature tastes. Which is why this video of a cute metal dude named Eric Calderone playing the Harry Potter theme did absolutely nothing for me. Nothing. Nope. Amongst his repertoire of theme songs are the Pirates of the Caribbean, Stars Wars, and Castlevania. He also does a mean [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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