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		<title>ALICE IN CHAINS IPHONE APP: BLACK GIVES WAY TO BLAH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/alice-in-chains-iphone-app-black-gives-way-to-blah/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/alice-in-chains-iphone-app-black-gives-way-to-blah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alice in chains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suffocation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I guess Alice in Chains can&#8217;t hit a home run every time.
The metal-related iPhone apps thus far &#8211; or, at least the ones I&#8217;ve seen &#8211; have, by and large, sucked. Oddly enough, Metallica, who haven&#8217;t released too many products worth owning this (or last) decade, have the best ones: their Live Metallica and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>RIME OF THE ANCIENT HARPER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/rime-of-the-ancient-harper/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/rime-of-the-ancient-harper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our bromance love kittens over at Metal Insider &#8212; in response to the fake Necrophagist ukulele cover &#8212; dug up a video of some dude covering Iron Maiden&#8217;s &#8220;The Trooper&#8221; on a harp. Here&#8217;s to hoping this dude&#8217;s the one greeting me at the pearly gates or wherever I end up.
-VN

RELATED POSTS:THAT&#8217;S COOL, &#8216;CAUSE JUDAS [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>NECROPHAGIST ON A UKULELE? WHY NOT!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/necrophagist-on-a-ukulele-why-not/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/necrophagist-on-a-ukulele-why-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[necrophagist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ukulele]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Covering Necrophagist on any instrument would be pretty impressive&#8230; their music is very technical to say the least. But the tricky part here, as far as ukuleles go, is that they aren&#8217;t tuned like guitars; they&#8217;re tuned (bottom to top) GCEA, meaning you can&#8217;t just take the guitar line and play it on the same [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>ANYONE GOT FOURTEEN GRAND AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/anyone-got-fourteen-grand-a-strong-desire-to-buy-me-a-present/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/anyone-got-fourteen-grand-a-strong-desire-to-buy-me-a-present/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alan Niven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24089</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend I read a story on Blabbermouth about former Guns N&#8217; Roses manager Alan Niven selling his MTV Video Music Award &#8220;Moon Man&#8221; statue for the band&#8217;s &#8220;Welcome to the Jungle&#8221; Best New Artist award. The company now re-selling Niven&#8217;s statue is asking a mere $13,500 for it.
Since once upon a time a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>ON METAL PRODUCTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/on-metal-production-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/on-metal-production-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mixing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[production]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My piece on drum-triggering a few weeks back ruffled a few feathers and even prompted a defense from Eyal. But what about metal production as a whole? Cosmo Lee at Invisible Oranges just published his thoughts on the current state of metal production, and as usual he&#8217;s (mostly) spot on.
I agree with the general thesis [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>81</slash:comments>
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		<title>BETTER OR WORSE THAN GUITAR HERO?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/better-or-worse-than-guitar-hero/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/better-or-worse-than-guitar-hero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The lovely ladies at Reign in Blonde found the below video, demonstrating a new shirt which you can play like a gee-tar. Aside from being incredibly dorky, it&#8217;s also thirty bucks, which I guess is about what you&#8217;d pay for a shirt at a big-time rock show anyways (actually, thirty bucks at a big time [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>CHIMAIRACROSTIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/29/chimairacrostic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/29/chimairacrostic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chimaira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Milton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hunter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve isaacs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the panic channel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

Today I want to talk about acrostics. For those of you who didn&#8217;t waste ridiculous amounts of money on a college English degree, an acrostic is when the first letter of each line of a text spell out a message. For example, below is an acrostic from lines 510-514 of book nine of John Milton&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;WELCOME TO MOSH EISLEY&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/welcome-to-mosh-eisley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/welcome-to-mosh-eisley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anchorhead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
In theory, I should hate a band that has adopted the gimmick of being completely Star Wars-themed, but I&#8217;m a Star Wars dork and have enjoyed Buckethead&#8217;s renditions of John Williams&#8217; awesome score many times in the past. So I&#8217;m gonna give a free pass to the UK&#8217;s Anchorhead, who not only do metal versions [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE TOP 6 MOST BRUTAL MACHINE GUN RIFFS EVARRR! (OR OF THE PAST 5 YEARS, AS IT WERE)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/the-top-6-most-brutal-machine-gun-riffs-evarrr-or-of-the-past-5-years-as-it-were/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/the-top-6-most-brutal-machine-gun-riffs-evarrr-or-of-the-past-5-years-as-it-were/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brutal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[riffs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23384</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What exactly constitutes a &#8220;machine gun riff&#8221;? Rapid chugging? &#8216;Cause a couple of these just sound like breakdowns to me. Whatever it is, Jeffrey Nordin not only claims to know but claims to have the definitive list of the top 6 such riffs EVARRR. Explains Nordin via email: &#8220;Unlike the other myriad attempts at YouTube [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>55</slash:comments>
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		<title>DORK ALERT: FINAL FANTASY METAL COVER!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/dork-alert-final-fantasy-metal-cover/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/dork-alert-final-fantasy-metal-cover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[final fantasy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we mentioned in our Djent-centric post in which we featured DC Sumeriancore outfit Haunted Shores, the band are currently in the studio with Periphery guitarist / studio wiz kid Misha Mansoor. Their latest is a djenty take on the theme music from Final Fantasy. My dork boner became raging hard the minute I pressed [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>BRIAN SETZER SHREDDER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/brian-setzer-shredder/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/brian-setzer-shredder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Not Quite Metal?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brian setzer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the stray cats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23241</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Raise your hand if you don&#8217;t think Brian Setzer is a fucking bad ass.
Those with your hands raised please never visit this site again.
Everyone else, please click through for a Setzer Shred Session (and oh hey his Orchestra band has a new album out!).

Setzer is a God amongst guitar players as far as this humble [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>NOW&#8217;S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/nows-your-chance-to-get-that-anal-cunt-song-in-the-next-rock-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/nows-your-chance-to-get-that-anal-cunt-song-in-the-next-rock-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anal Cunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannibal Corpse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rock band]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans to suggest which songs be included in the time-wasting game&#8217;s next iteration. Reads the official Rock Band website:
Request a Song: Got a band or artist you&#8217;d like us to know about? A song you’re dying to play in Rock Band? Go ahead—we’re listening…
The page has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>49</slash:comments>
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		<title>KRIMH, INSTRU-METALIST SAVANT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/krimh-instru-metalist-savant/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/krimh-instru-metalist-savant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[krimh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[textures]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22569</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had this YouTube vid up in my browser for days because it&#8217;s simply awesome. This kid who goes by the name &#8220;Krimh&#8221; plays drums, bass and guitar himself on this track, filmed himself playing each part and cut it all together in this nifty video. The playing is top-notch and the composition is excellent [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>25</slash:comments>
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		<title>SOME DJENTY NEW MUSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/13/some-djenty-new-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/13/some-djenty-new-music/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Readers' Choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cilice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[djent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haunted shores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misha Mansoor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[periphery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tesseract]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When MetalSucks correspondent Angela Gossowski interviewed recent Sumerian Records signees Periphery last month she asked them about the word &#8220;djent,&#8221; a phrase that appears on some of the band&#8217;s t-shirts (pictured above). Guitarist / band-mastermind Misha Mansoor answers thusly:
It’s basically just a guitar sound. It’s not even a word I invented, but it has become [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>I WONDER HOW FAST HIS HAND MOVES WHEN HE MASTURBATES?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/13/i-wonder-how-fast-his-hand-moves-when-he-masturbates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/13/i-wonder-how-fast-his-hand-moves-when-he-masturbates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shred]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22428</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We hate these displays of pure speed because they lack heart and show only athletic-like, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours abilities. We fucking love this kind of shit because it&#8217;s awesome!! You can tell this one hasn&#8217;t been doctored because the guy in the background&#8217;s movements clearly aren&#8217;t sped up. Long live shred.
-VN

RELATED POSTS:THE TOP 10 GUITARISTS OF THE [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>39</slash:comments>
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		<title>ON DRUM TRIGGERING IN METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/on-drum-triggering-in-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/on-drum-triggering-in-metal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dream theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drum triggers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike portnoy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever people talk about modern metal production, the conversation inevitably turns to drum triggering. People always tell me that they think it&#8217;s bullshit and that they hate drum triggering, that they think it&#8217;s cheating. They&#8217;re wrong, and I&#8217;m going to tell you why.

If you argue that drum triggering is &#8220;cheating&#8221; because it isn&#8217;t the sound [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>119</slash:comments>
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		<title>DEVIN TOWNSEND, OPERA KING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/devin-townsend-opera-king/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/devin-townsend-opera-king/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[devin townsend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strapping Young Lad]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21809</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We all know Mr. Townsend as a top-notch writer, producer, guitarist and all around weird/awesome dude. But did you know the guy can fucking sing his balls off?? His vocal performances on all of the SYL records were always great, no disrespect meant there, but his vocals on the 4-album Devin Townsend Project suite show [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>METALLICAPP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/06/metallicapp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/06/metallicapp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gojira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Hetfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Duplantier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars ulrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I actually think that Metallica&#8217;s Live Metallica website is a cool idea. Even if James&#8217; voice sounds like shit and I&#8217;m pretty sure Lars is literally confused about what those sticks some roadie just shoved into his hand are for, a high-quality recording of a show you recently attended is both a cooler and cheaper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS BLACK METAL GUITAR PEDAL MAKES YOU EVEN MORE GRIM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/this-black-metal-guitar-pedal-makes-you-even-more-grim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/29/this-black-metal-guitar-pedal-makes-you-even-more-grim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Austerity Program]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to black metal guitar pedals my first choice bar none is the Valnøtt, made famous by The Austerity Program&#8217;s Justin Foley. But MS Maniac Joseph Griesel sent us a link to the new Dragonfly BM-1 Black Metal Guitar Distortion Pedal, so trve and kvlt that production is limited to just 666 units [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>MORE 8-BIT METAL MADNESS!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/more-8-bit-metal-madness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/more-8-bit-metal-madness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music Dorkery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nylithia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Mario Bros.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Axl posted a metal cover of the Super Mario Bros. theme song; it was pretty fuckin&#8217; cool, but with all due respect I think Nylithia&#8217;s metal cover of the &#8220;castle&#8221; music theme, sent in by MS Maniac Scott Bahash, blows it away. You&#8217;ve got shred, you&#8217;ve got real drums (as opposed to programmed), [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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