Music Dorkery 390 “WELCOME TO MOSH EISLEY” October 28th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In theory, I should hate a band that has adopted […]
Music Dorkery 550 THE TOP 6 MOST BRUTAL MACHINE GUN RIFFS EVARRR! (OR OF THE PAST 5 YEARS, AS IT WERE) October 28th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein What exactly constitutes a “machine gun riff”? Rapid chugging? ‘Cause […]
Music Dorkery 220 DORK ALERT: FINAL FANTASY METAL COVER! October 27th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein As we mentioned in our Djent-centric post in which we […]
Music Dorkery 270 BRIAN SETZER SHREDDER October 26th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Raise your hand if you don’t think Brian Setzer is […]
Music Dorkery 490 NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND October 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Apparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans […]
Music Dorkery 260 KRIMH, INSTRU-METALIST SAVANT October 15th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’ve had this YouTube vid up in my browser for […]
Music Dorkery 220 SOME DJENTY NEW MUSIC October 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein When MetalSucks correspondent Angela Gossowski interviewed recent Sumerian Records signees […]
Music Dorkery 390 I WONDER HOW FAST HIS HAND MOVES WHEN HE MASTURBATES? October 13th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein We hate these displays of pure speed because they lack […]
Music Dorkery 1260 ON DRUM TRIGGERING IN METAL October 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Whenever people talk about modern metal production, the conversation inevitably […]
Music Dorkery 250 DEVIN TOWNSEND, OPERA KING October 7th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We all know Mr. Townsend as a top-notch writer, producer, […]
Music Dorkery 170 METALLICAPP October 6th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I actually think that Metallica’s Live Metallica website is a […]
Music Dorkery 340 THIS BLACK METAL GUITAR PEDAL MAKES YOU EVEN MORE GRIM September 29th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein When it comes to black metal guitar pedals my first […]
Music Dorkery 180 MORE 8-BIT METAL MADNESS! September 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week Axl posted a metal cover of the Super […]
Music Dorkery 160 NAPALM DEATH FAMILY TREE September 18th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ddddddaaaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!! -AR Thanks to UN_0P_P0_SED for the tip!
Music Dorkery 520 AXL ROSENBERG SHOULD JUST GO JOIN WAKING THE CADAVER September 18th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, then you’re probably aware […]
Music Dorkery 120 AMAZING PIANO GUITAR GUY September 18th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This video of Rhett Butler covering Joe Satriani is pretty […]
Music Dorkery 400 SUPER F*CKIN’ METAL BROS. September 17th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg When we were in high school, Vince played guitar for […]
Music Dorkery 460 HOT CHICKS COVERING SYSTEM OF A DOWN ON VIOLINS September 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Aside from the obvious hot-chicks-playing-metal appeal of this video, these […]
Music Dorkery 120 BEHIND THE BOARDS OF TEXTURES’ “AWAKE” September 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you’ve ever wondered what goes into tracking and recording […]
Music Dorkery 740 SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT THE USE OF THE TERM “CORE” September 8th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, I received the following e-mail from reader Parker […]
