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		<title>GENERIC CHRIST-CORE BAND WITH CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE MOVES AND AUTO-TUNE BREAKS UP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/11/08/generic-christ-core-band-with-choreographed-dance-moves-and-auto-tune-breaks-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could of course be talking about any one of a thousand or so bands, so the one in question today happens to be Gwen Stacy, who happened to be signed to Ferret and Solid State Records for what I presume was their ability to get kids karate-choppin their way through the pit (&#8217;cause it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DID KALMAH RIP OFF PANTERA?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/29/did-kalmah-rip-off-pantera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Axl&#8217;s been devoting a lot of e-ink to Kalmah&#8216;s new album 12 Gauge with good reason &#8212; because it&#8217;s fucking awesome. I&#8217;d completely forgotten how awesome Kalmah were until Axl sent me a copy of the new album. A few notes of epic, doomy melodeth later I exclaimed &#8220;ohhhh yeah! Kalmah!&#8221; then I sparked up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHITE LI-YAWN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/white-li-yawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dave Ellefson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always forget that current Megadeth bassist James Lomenzo used to be in White Lion. I guess I can accept that he was in Black Label Society (and David Lee Roth), since Zakk Wylde usta use an awful lotta hairspray, but Megadeth? Doesn&#8217;t that seem kinda like if Metallica hired the dude from Dangerous Toys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OZZY GUITARIST UPDATE: WYLDE&#8217;S HEALTH PROBLEMS CONTINUE, AND IOMMI GETS FANS EXCITED OVER NUTHIN&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/26/ozzy-guitarist-update-wyldes-health-problems-continue-and-iommi-gets-fans-excited-over-nuthin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/26/ozzy-guitarist-update-wyldes-health-problems-continue-and-iommi-gets-fans-excited-over-nuthin/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oh Don Piano!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black Label Society]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sabbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Heaven & Hell]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[zakk wylde]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I made a joke earlier this week about Zakk Wylde taking the news of Ozzy&#8217;s new guitarist so hard that he wound up in the hospital for blood clots &#8211; but this has turned into some apparently serious shit. Not only has Wylde and Black Label Society been forced to drop off the Pedal to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HEADLINES CAN BE MISLEADING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/31/headlines-can-be-misleading/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2008/10/31/headlines-can-be-misleading/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oh Don Piano!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a headline from Blabbermouth this morning: GUNS N&#8217; ROSES&#8217; &#8216;Chinese Democracy&#8217; Single Best &#8216;Mainstream Rock&#8217; Debut Since &#8216;Don&#8217;t Cry&#8217; Wow. So in the seventeen years since &#8220;Don&#8217;t Cry&#8221; was released, there hasn&#8217;t been a better debut than &#8220;Chinese Democracy?&#8221; What incredible power Axl Rose has over the charts! Only, this isn&#8217;t exactly true. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS IS HOW RUMORS GET STARTED: ANTHRAX &amp; WHITFIELD CRANE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/10/22/this-is-how-rumors-get-started-anthrax-whitfield-crane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/10/22/this-is-how-rumors-get-started-anthrax-whitfield-crane/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in June, I wrote an editorial suggesting that Whitfield Crane would make a great candidate to fill the vacant vocalist slot in Anthrax. The editorial was in no way based on any facts or &#8220;inside info&#8221; about the situation, nor did it claim to be. And yet, shortly thereafter, some twit asserted on Crane&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doug &#8220;dUg&#8221; Pinnick [of King&#039;s X] &#8211; Strum Sum Up (Magna Carta)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/10/16/doug-dug-pinnick-of-kings-x-strum-sum-up-magna-carta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/10/16/doug-dug-pinnick-of-kings-x-strum-sum-up-magna-carta/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MetalSucks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Events]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oh Don Piano!]]></category>

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		<title>STUDY PROVES THAT ROCK STARS REALLY DO DIE YOUNG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/09/04/study-proves-that-rock-stars-really-do-die-young/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/09/04/study-proves-that-rock-stars-really-do-die-young/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the &#8220;duh&#8221; category, Idolator has alerted us to a study done by Liverpool John Moores University&#8217;s center for public health which proves that rock stars do in fact die younger than the average bloke: &#8220;Professor Bellis and his team analysed the careers of 1,064 artists who had made it into a catalogue of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SLAYER: OH, DON PIANO!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/08/06/slayer-oh-don-piano/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2007/08/06/slayer-oh-don-piano/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 20:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oh Don Piano!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a phrase that I&#8217;ve heard batted around a lot lately: &#8220;Oh, Don Piano!&#8221; Taken from a video of a cat appearing to be saying said phrase when, of course, the cat is just making weird noises, it has apparently come to denote, within the world of journalism, when a quote is read-into or over-interpreted [...]]]></description>
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