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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; Scraping Genius Off The Wheel</title>
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		<title>MIGHT THERE BE A SUITABLE VELVET REVOLVER FRONTMAN HIDDEN IN THE TRACKLISTING OF SLASH&#8217;S SOLO ALBUM?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/might-there-be-a-suitable-velvet-revolver-frontman-hidden-in-the-tracklisting-of-slashs-solo-album/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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All this talk about Slash&#8217;s upcoming solo album has got me playing &#8220;Fantasy Velvet Revolver&#8221; in my head once again.  Though I still hold out hope that Axl&#8217;s idea of having Perry Farrell front the band comes to fruition, I know in my heart that there&#8217;s probably a better chance of Scott Weiland rejoining [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BORIS&#8217; LATEST JAPANESE HEAVY ROCK HITS 7&#8243; IS NEITHER &#8220;HEAVY&#8221; NOR &#8220;ROCK&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/boris-latest-japanese-heavy-rock-hits-7-is-neither-heavy-nor-rock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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This might be the least metal thing Boris has ever done.  It sounds more like a Sigur Ros record!  Still, this got me thinking perhaps I should have picked Wata over Atsuo in Reign In Blonde&#8217;s Hottest Chicks In Metal bracket.
If you&#8217;re still interested &#8211; and I&#8217;ll understand if you&#8217;re not - Japanese [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YEAH, BLOGS ARE COOL AND ALL, BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY THIS ZINE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/19/yeah-blogs-are-cool-and-all-but-you-really-should-buy-this-zine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/19/yeah-blogs-are-cool-and-all-but-you-really-should-buy-this-zine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alice in chains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Black Anvil]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[converge]]></category>
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Some people are talented.  Some people are awesome.  An even rarer breed happens to be both talented and awesome.  Photographer Justina Villanueva is one of those people.  If you go to metal shows in New York or New Jersey, you may have noticed this diminutive young lady snapping pics of some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>DORO THE EXPLORO</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/11/doro-the-exploro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Believe it or not, Doro is one of my guiltiest metal pleasures.  Ever since I first saw the video for Warlock&#8217;s &#8220;All We Are&#8221;, I&#8217;ve been quite the fan.  And though America hasn&#8217;t been particularly receptive to Doro&#8217;s charms since the 1980s, you gotta admit that MILF-y frontwoman Doro Pesch is the hardest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/anyone-got-one-hundred-and-fifty-bucks-and-a-strong-desire-to-buy-gary-a-present/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/anyone-got-one-hundred-and-fifty-bucks-and-a-strong-desire-to-buy-gary-a-present/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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&#8230;because if you do, I&#8217;d really like this Dio denim jacket.  That would be fucking rad.
-GS
[Gary Suarez is like a rainbow in the dark.  He usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No.  Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]
RELATED POSTS:HAPPY 48TH BIRTHDAY, CRAIG GOLDY!HEAVY METAL BORED GAMESWHITE WIZZARD TAKE THAT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE VOICE OF ROCK, GLENN HUGHES, UNDERSTANDS THE TWITTER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-rock-glenn-hughes-understands-the-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-rock-glenn-hughes-understands-the-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Twitter is arguably the most powerful tool available to musicians today, its micro-blogging mechanism allowing for real-time dissemination of information as well as a venue for direct communication open discussion with fans.  Sadly, too many bands focus so heavily on the first of these benefits (Shadows Fall are a prime example of Twitter fan [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>HAPPY 48TH BIRTHDAY, CRAIG GOLDY!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/happy-48th-birthday-craig-goldy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/happy-48th-birthday-craig-goldy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23965</guid>
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Sure, Craig Goldy, you didn&#8217;t play guitar on Dio&#8217;s classic albums (Holy Diver, The Last In Line, Sacred Heart), and even decades later you remain in the shadow of Vivian Campbell.  And yeah &#8220;I Could Have Been A Dreamer&#8221; doesn&#8217;t hold a candle to &#8220;Rainbow In The Dark&#8221;, but today is your birthday, Big [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>THIRTEEN YEARS LATER, MR. TIM SKOLD REVIVES SKOLD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/thirteen-years-later-mr-tim-skold-revives-skold/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/thirteen-years-later-mr-tim-skold-revives-skold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Back in 1996, I was an angst-ridden young buck, and the only kind of music I truly cared about was industrial rock.  Indeed, it was at the tail of a gilded age for the subgenre, the door to commercial success having been opened a few years earlier by major-label breakthrough artists like Nine Inch [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>THIS IS IT, HEAVY METAL FANS! THE BIG DAY HAS FINALLY COME! GET EXCITED! WOO!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/this-is-it-heavy-metal-fans-the-big-day-has-finally-come-get-excited-woo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/this-is-it-heavy-metal-fans-the-big-day-has-finally-come-get-excited-woo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Yes, my fellow connoisseurs of all things heavy, today is the day you&#8217;ve been waiting for: NIRVANA DAY!  As you all well know, November 3rd sees the release of several Nirvana and Nirvana-related releases.  For those of you who haven&#8217;t already created your NIRVANA DAY CHECKLIST, here&#8217;s a handy cheat sheet of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CHRIS CORNELL SLOWLY BACKING AWAY FROM TIMBALAND-PRODUCED ABORTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/chris-cornell-slowly-backing-away-from-timbaland-produced-abortion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/chris-cornell-slowly-backing-away-from-timbaland-produced-abortion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Some months back, Chris Cornell took the first step to undo the self-inflicted damage caused by his god-awful Timbaland-produced solo album Scream: he re-recorded one of its songs as a straightforward soft rock tune.  Since then, the former Soundgarden and Audioslave frontman has taken some considerable steps towards restoring his rocker reputation, including performing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EYEHATEGOD TRY TO MAKE A BOAT SINK, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THEIR FRIENDS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/eyehategod-try-to-make-a-boat-sink-with-a-little-help-from-their-friends/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/eyehategod-try-to-make-a-boat-sink-with-a-little-help-from-their-friends/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Upon first hearing that Eyehategod would be performing a New York City show on a boat, my immediate thought was, &#8220;That fucker is gonna sink.&#8221;  My subsequent thought was, &#8220;I want to go to this.&#8221;  And so I did.  With a considerably steep $40 ticket price, one might think that attendees paid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I SAW ROB HALFORD KISSING SANTA CLAUS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/i-saw-rob-halford-kissing-santa-claus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/i-saw-rob-halford-kissing-santa-claus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, tomorrow is Halloween.  And sure, you&#8217;re all excited to dress up as that dude from Watchmen or a slutty nurse/secretary/schoolgirl/turd and probably not thinking about Christmas just yet.  Since it&#8217;s less than two months away, I can&#8217;t think of a more miserable way to honor/desecrate Jesus&#8217; birthday than with some good ol&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>28</slash:comments>
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		<title>GOES CUBE TO RELEASE STRANGE MUSIC INDUSTRY ARTIFACT CALLED A &#8216;SINGLE&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/goes-cube-to-release-strange-music-industry-artifact-called-a-single/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/28/goes-cube-to-release-strange-music-industry-artifact-called-a-single/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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The title of this post is intentionally sarcastic, so please don&#8217;t get cranky or confused!  Still, I think we all can agree that the traditional single has become ever rarer with the rise of digital downloads.  Though still in circulation, 7&#8243; singles maintain a tenuous, uncertain existence even in the punk and hardcore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DIGGING THE NEW CONVERGE ALBUM?  TRY RISE AND FALL!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/digging-the-new-converge-album-try-rise-and-fall/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/digging-the-new-converge-album-try-rise-and-fall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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With Converge&#8217;s critically acclaimed Axe To Fall still commanding the attention of the metallic hardcore faithful, this week&#8217;s release of a new album from Belgium&#8217;s Rise And Fall could naturally be overlooked.  However, that would be to the detriment of those currently enjoying that higher-profile record.  An intelligent, intense burst of recorded vehemence, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ATTENTION CASHIER: JUCIFER&#8217;S AMBER VALENTINE IS NOT A METH-HEAD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/attention-cashier-jucifers-amber-valentine-is-not-a-meth-head/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/27/attention-cashier-jucifers-amber-valentine-is-not-a-meth-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
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Since 1993, the furious duo of Amber Valentine and Edgar Livengood have been confounding and entertaining with their eclectic musical mix that frequently and wantonly crosses the boundaries between metal and rock.  Jucifer&#8217;s unrestrained artistry has led to some pretty impressive albums, including two for Relapse Records: 2006&#8217;s If Thine Enemy Hunger and last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GARY’S THREE-WORD ALBUM REVIEWS: DEAD BY SUNRISE&#8217;S OUT OF ASHES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/gary%e2%80%99s-three-word-album-reviews-dead-by-sunrises-out-of-ashes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/gary%e2%80%99s-three-word-album-reviews-dead-by-sunrises-out-of-ashes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead by sunrise]]></category>

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Dead on arrival.

(1 ½ out of 5 horns)
-GS
[Gary Suarez welcomes your constructive criticism.  He usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No.  Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]
RELATED POSTS:DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON]]></description>
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		<title>I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/i-love-you-all-so-much/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/i-love-you-all-so-much/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dickhead]]></category>

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(special thanks to Erika for this awesome image)
Thank you for allowing me into your homes, your offices, your myriad mobile devices, and, most importantly, your hearts.  This has been a truly blessed day and one that I will never forget.  I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
I&#8217;m back, bitches.
-GS
[Gary Suarez thinks you're the best [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>48</slash:comments>
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		<title>OCEANO&#8217;S ANDREW MIKHAIL GETS DEEP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/oceanos-andrew-mikhail-gets-deep/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/oceanos-andrew-mikhail-gets-deep/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oceano]]></category>

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By now, it should be crystal clear to everyone just how I feel about Oceano.  Considering the response to my 5/5 review of the Chicago band&#8217;s debut Depths, it seems only fitting that the day I take over MetalSucks is the day I get to share with you my interview with guitarist Andrew Mikhail, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>63</slash:comments>
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		<title>MELVINS CAUGHT ON SECURITY TAPE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/melvins-caught-on-security-tape/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/melvins-caught-on-security-tape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melvins]]></category>

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How could I take over this stupid-website-for-jerks for an entire day without doing a Melvins post?!  Well, I guess the answer is &#8220;I can&#8217;t&#8221; because this is a Melvins post.
Amphetamine Reptile doesn&#8217;t actively sign or release just about anything anymore, which is a damn shame considering the number of amazing acts it unleashed upon [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>THEM CROOKED WANKERS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/them-crooked-wankers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/them-crooked-wankers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[them crooked vultures]]></category>

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A little over a week ago, I still felt so very excited about Them Crooked Vultures, the supergroup featuring such rock stars Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters, Nirvana), Josh Homme (Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age), and John Paul Jones (some obscure 60s/70s band).  With Grohl back behind the drums again and Homme as frontman, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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