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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; The Webernets</title>
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		<title>FADADES: THE NEXT BIG THING IN BLACK METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/08/fadades-the-next-big-thing-in-black-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/08/fadades-the-next-big-thing-in-black-metal/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fadades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Never]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Svendorrian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube holds an endless treasure trove of unwittingly hilarious aspiring one-man black metallers. Either that or we&#8217;re just being wickedly trolled. This year we&#8217;ve already given you Svendorrian and Lord Never, two of the most talented one-man black metal artists to ever walk the face of the earth &#8212; seriously, take a look, you&#8217;ll be jealous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IS THERE ANYTHING LORD NEVER CAN&#8217;T DO???</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/is-there-anything-lord-never-cant-do/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/is-there-anything-lord-never-cant-do/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Never]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A reader sent us the below video, which is by a man who calls himself Lord Never. It&#8217;s pretty amazing, guys. You can skip ahead to the :50 mark, but make sure you keep watching it after that, because this dude clearly has more talent in the dump he took this morning that Ihsahn will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/27/hulk-hogan-i-was-asked-to-join-metallica/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/27/hulk-hogan-i-was-asked-to-join-metallica/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars ulrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rolling Stones]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=82563</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar wrestler Hulk Hogan as an unhinged eccentric or jeer him as a sideways freak who paws his own daughter on TV when not sweatily humping other half-nude guys on TV. Okay, shit, it&#8217;s not that tough to call actually &#8212; especially when the Hulkster pops [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WANNA HEAR SOME DEMOS FROM CHIMAIRA&#8217;S THE AGE OF HELL?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/23/wanna-hear-some-demos-from-chimairas-the-age-of-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/23/wanna-hear-some-demos-from-chimairas-the-age-of-hell/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chimaira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hunter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matt DeVries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Arnold]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, Chimaira&#8217;s Mark Hunter posted four demos from the band&#8217;s most recent release (and one of my favorite albums of 2011), The Age of Hell. Two of those demos are for songs which appeared on the finished product, &#8220;Clockwork&#8221; and the bonus track &#8220;Scum of the Earth,&#8221; and those are kinda interesting to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FEDS SHUT DOWN MEGAUPLOAD: GOOD OR BAD?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/feds-shut-down-megaupload-good-or-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/feds-shut-down-megaupload-good-or-bad/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Collar Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megaupload]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wednesday was a big day for the Internet, as protests by Google, Wikipedia, Reddit and thousands of other websites not only raised general awareness of the dangers of the SOPA and PIPA bills working their way through Congress but also convinced a significant number of lawmakers to withdraw their support of the bills. While piracy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STILL CONFUSED ABOUT SLAM METAL? DOWNLOAD DJ TWO STACKS&#8217; THE COMPLETE IDIOT&#8217;S GUIDE TO SLAM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/still-confused-about-slam-metal-download-dj-two-stacks-the-complete-idiots-guide-to-slam/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/still-confused-about-slam-metal-download-dj-two-stacks-the-complete-idiots-guide-to-slam/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cephalotripsy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deathcore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DJ Two Stacks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kreayshawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slam metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Like a lot of people, I used to feel really confused about the differences between slam metal and deathcore. Luckily, our good friend Sergeant D. enlightened me with this lesson in the difference between the two genres, and since then, I&#8217;ve actually found myself &#8212; gulp &#8211;ENJOYING some slam metal (like the most recent Pathology album). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COOKIES ARE SOOOOO METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/cookies-are-sooooo-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/cookies-are-sooooo-metal/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Wingerschmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[\m/]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C IS FOR COOKIE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-KW]]></description>
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		<title>WE DID IT! WHITE HOUSE PROMISES SOPA VETO, HOUSE OF REPS SHELVES BILL INDEFINITELY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/16/we-did-it-white-house-promises-sopa-veto-house-of-reps-shelves-bill-indefinitely/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/16/we-did-it-white-house-promises-sopa-veto-house-of-reps-shelves-bill-indefinitely/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PIPA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sopa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81607</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before we get started, I want to once again state that MetalSucks&#8217; opposition to SOPA (the Stop Online Piracy Act) should in no way be misconstrued to mean that we support piracy. We oppose SOPA because as written it would completely fail to stop piracy while trampling all over our first amendment rights and stifling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MARTY FRIEDMAN ISSUES END-OF-YEAR MESSAGE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/16/marty-friedman-issues-end-of-year-message/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/16/marty-friedman-issues-end-of-year-message/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marty Friedman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megadeth]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman has posted the following end-of-year message on his official web site. And even though these kinds of things are usually boring as hell, the video includes some new music he&#8217;s been working on, so it&#8217;s definitely worth a look. Check it out: -AR]]></description>
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		<title>6 DEGREES OF STEEL PANTHER 4 MY BALLZ</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/09/6-degrees-of-steel-panther-4-my-ballz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/09/6-degrees-of-steel-panther-4-my-ballz/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lexxi Foxxx]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steel Panther]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stix Zadinia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81055</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before proceeding any further, please enjoy the above photo of a pouty-lipped Kevin Bacon posing with Steel Panther at their NYC show at Irving Plaza last week. As far as we know, Bacon didn&#8217;t get up on stage and perform any songs with the band, as awesome as that would&#8217;ve been. Now that the tone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN YOU&#8217;RE IN A FLEDGLING METAL BAND BUT YOU&#8217;RE A SICK AS FUCK TATTOO ARTIST</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/06/when-youre-in-a-fledgling-metal-band-but-youre-a-sick-as-fuck-tattoo-artist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/06/when-youre-in-a-fledgling-metal-band-but-youre-a-sick-as-fuck-tattoo-artist/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=80895</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From Craigslist Boston: metal band seeks manager/promoter. (Nashua NH.) Hello and thanks for the interest. i will try to keep this brief. I currently reside in three bands at this time. all three are in need of heavy promotion. i am not paying cash to have this done. i will be paying in international award [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANSO DF&#8217;S &#8216;STUFF YOU WILL HATE&#8217; 2011 MIXTAPE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/03/anso-dfs-stuff-you-will-hate-2011-mixtape/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/03/anso-dfs-stuff-you-will-hate-2011-mixtape/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sabbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blessed by a Broken Heart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Four Skillz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Here Comes the Kraken]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[In The Midst Of Lions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rappers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sammy hagar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saxon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Winds of Plague]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=80428</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love fun so I read Sergeant D.&#8217;s site Stuff You Will Hate and his MetalSucks column Green Eggs And Slam for the laughs (ask my 310 dudes re: my overuse of D.-isms &#8220;Please&#8230; Be Safe&#8221; and &#8220;That&#8217;s it I&#8217;m coming up there&#8221;). But the bonus has been this shocking amount of killer macho veincore jamz [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RELIEVE STRESS WITH THE TOM ARAYA SCREAM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/relieve-stress-with-the-tom-araya-scream/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/14/relieve-stress-with-the-tom-araya-scream/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Araya]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79878</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[UPDATED: And the Awesomest Idea of the Week award goes to Metal Injection, who have now created the Tom Araya Scream button. It&#8217;s a relatively simple concept, sure &#8212; you click a button like the one pictured below, and Tom Araya&#8217;s legendary scream from &#8220;Angel of Death&#8221; blasts at full volume &#8212; but isn&#8217;t genius [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IT&#8217;S DO-OR-DIE TIME: HELP PREVENT THE “STOP ONLINE PIRACY ACT”!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/13/its-do-or-die-time-help-prevent-the-%e2%80%9cstop-online-piracy-act%e2%80%9d/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/13/its-do-or-die-time-help-prevent-the-%e2%80%9cstop-online-piracy-act%e2%80%9d/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MetalSucks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protect IP act]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop online piracy act]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79783</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Stop Online Piracy act, or SOPA, is a scary, scary bill. It would ostensibly allow the government to shut down websites &#8212; ANY websites &#8212; at the drop of a hat due to any content which could be considered piracy. For example, MetalSucks could get shut down if a READER &#8212; not even a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>METAL&#8217;S MOST PRETENTIOUS BAND IS SORRY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/metals-most-pretentious-band-is-sorry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/metals-most-pretentious-band-is-sorry/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Envinity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79701</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Back in August, I wrote about Envinity, a band whose marketing plan for their self-released album Moira&#8217;s Lake was to charge fifty bucks for a special edition &#8212; complete with such &#8220;there&#8217;s a reason no one in music has ever done this before&#8221; features as a gag reel &#8212; despite the fact that no one has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOJIRA ARE A JAM BAND</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/gojira-are-a-jam-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/gojira-are-a-jam-band/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gojira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Duplantier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mario Duplantier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ROADRUNNER RECORDS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=77080</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long while since Roadrunner signed a reputable metal band on the up and up. Megadeth, Dream Theater, Rush and Opeth, some of their most recent signees, are all great bands to be sure, but all four were many albums into their career before moving over to Roadrunner. You&#8217;ve got to go all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YNGWIE TRIES TO STOP THE INTERNET FROM CALLING HIM FAT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/yngwie-tries-to-stop-the-internet-from-calling-him-fat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/yngwie-tries-to-stop-the-internet-from-calling-him-fat/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yngwie malmsteen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is pretty crazy if it&#8217;s true, but I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m surprised; Yngwie Malmsteen is using copyright infringement as an excuse to force YouTube into pulling down videos that poke fun at his weight. From a forum thread written by YouTube user &#8220;adam02&#8243; on Ultimate Guitar: Yngwie malmsteen, has issued a DMCA copyright infringement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUN WITH WIKIPEDIA: JAMES HETFIELD IS NOW LITERALLY A TABLE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/fun-with-wikipedia-james-hetfield-is-now-literally-a-table/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/fun-with-wikipedia-james-hetfield-is-now-literally-a-table/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Hetfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lou Reed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Loutallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alas, this has already been taken down, but here&#8217;s a screen cap if you wanna check it out. Note Mr. Hetfield&#8217;s occupation as listed below: Pretty brilliant, right? I can&#8217;t believe Wikipedia changed it! -AR [via The Metal of Honor]]]></description>
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		<title>THE ONLINE PIRACY ACT: AN INFOGRAPHIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/the-online-piracy-act-an-infographic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/the-online-piracy-act-an-infographic/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protect IP act]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop online piracy act]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Would the Protect IP Act / Stop Online Piracy Act help business or kill innovation? From Mashable, via BusinessInsurance: The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is stirring up a lot of controversy in the tech world. Companies that rely heavily on copyright protection call the bill piracy protection; those that rely on user-generated content call it censorship.The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IF YOU LIKE BELLYDANCING AND ORPHANED LAND, GET IN HERE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/if-you-like-bellydancing-and-orphaned-land-get-in-here/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/if-you-like-bellydancing-and-orphaned-land-get-in-here/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bellydancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orphaned Land]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because we have a video of a lady belly dancing to Orphaned Land. Enjoy: -AR Thanks to Andrew Robbins for the clip!]]></description>
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