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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; The Webernets</title>
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		<title>VAGINOPLASTY &#8211; NO, NOT A PORNOGRIND BAND</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/vaginoplasty-no-not-a-pornogrind-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/vaginoplasty-no-not-a-pornogrind-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cretin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan Martinez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marissa Martinez]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Decibel have followed-up on their fascinating 2008 article on the transformation of Cretin&#8217;s Dan Martinez into Marissa Martinez with an interview with Martinez chronicling her vaginoplasty. Which is exactly what you think it is. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:

In the months leading up to your surgery, what kinds of emotions were coursing through your veins?
Honestly, I really [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/19/speaking-of-hot-chicks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/19/speaking-of-hot-chicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24774</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;we totally didn&#8217;t get to help promote Reign in Blonde&#8217;s Hottest Chicks in Metal Bracket on Tuesday &#8217;cause some dude named Devin Townsend took over our site for the day (the big jerk!). But  Vince, Gary Suarez, and myself (plus a bunch of other cool people) all participated, so you should definitely check it out.

There&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>OPERATION: SUMERIANCORE WIKI WAS A BUST</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/operation-sumeriancore-wiki-was-a-bust/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/operation-sumeriancore-wiki-was-a-bust/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sumeriancore]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My efforts to have Sumeriancore added to Wikipedia have been squashed. MS reader Ty Winchester took is upon himself to write up the entry, but it was removed within a week due to being a &#8220;neologism.&#8221; You can still see a cached version of that Sumeriancore Wikipedia entry. Next up I tried UrbanDictionary.com&#8230; and got [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>A REALLY COOL IDEA FOR A BAND WEBSITE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/a-really-cool-idea-for-a-band-website/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/a-really-cool-idea-for-a-band-website/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rusty eye]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the official website for the band Rusty Eye. The entire premise of the website is a set of three video screens &#8212; each focusing on one of the three band members &#8212; which play simultaneously and show the band performing&#8230; the entire record. They&#8217;re not just static camera angles either; each screen switches [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>iMETAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/imetal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/imetal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Collar Criminals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 Inches of Blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anthrax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baroness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gorgoroth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halestorm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ITUNES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kreator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nattefrost]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sepultura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=24194</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
You know how I know things aren&#8217;t all terrible in the metal world right now? The people who run iTunes think there&#8217;s enough money to be made that they&#8217;ve now created an entire metal section.
Our friend Jen Guyre wrote a piece about the latest addition to iTunes for Noisecreep last week, but I only just [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>47</slash:comments>
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		<title>KORN YOUTUBE VOCAL COVERS; ALMOST AS BAD THE ORIGINALS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/korn-youtube-vocal-covers-almost-as-bad-the-originals/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/korn-youtube-vocal-covers-almost-as-bad-the-originals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Korn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube vocal covers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When the biggest breaking story of the day is the revival of Skold, you know it&#8217;s a slow news day. So why not turn to YouTube for some vocal cover lulz? Let&#8217;s dive head-first into the bedrooms of America&#8217;s teenagers via YouTube to see the funniest vocal covers of the mighty Korn (see also: The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>PATCH ON, PATCH OFF</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/patch-on-patch-off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/patch-on-patch-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patches]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was never super into patches; I had a Guns N&#8217; Roses patch on my backpack in high school, but that was it. But the proprietor of Endless Blockade &#8212; also of metal blog No Gods, No Vegetables &#8212; must&#8217;ve been really into patches. Endless Blockade is devoted entirely to patches; backpatches, regular patches, patches [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>CLINT LOWERY, MAKER OF SILLY FACES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/clint-lowery-maker-of-silly-faces/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/21/clint-lowery-maker-of-silly-faces/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clint lowery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lajon witherspoon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sevendust]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22890</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know whether this is actually the case, but before I met Clint Lowery (we interviewed him right after he rejoined Sevendust in early 2008) he always struck me a super-serious dude. He always just looked so fucking serious up there on stage, counter to 7D bassist Vinnie Hornsby&#8217;s class-clown stage antics. But he [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>SCAR SYMMETRY SHOULD&#8217;VE JUST HIRED THIS GUY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/scar-symmetry-shouldve-just-hired-this-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/scar-symmetry-shouldve-just-hired-this-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scar Symmetry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[File this under &#8220;YouTube Vocal Covers&#8221; actually gone right [thanks: MS reader Zoker]. Sure, the guy doesn&#8217;t hit every high note, but he does a damn fine job overall with both the growls and the clean singing parts. The guy&#8217;s clearly got ability and I&#8217;m presuming he&#8217;s available for the half the price of the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>MORE YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER SHENANIGANS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/16/more-youtube-vocal-cover-shenanigans/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/16/more-youtube-vocal-cover-shenanigans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[August Burns Red]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the devil wears prada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube vocal covers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22639</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This guy&#8217;s actually not terrible. I mean, he&#8217;s not great, and his choice of songs to cover is extremely questionable, but the guy&#8217;s low growls are pretty good.
For all the shit we give people who post vocal covers on YouTube &#8212; and some them of them are downright awful jokes obviously posted in self-parody while [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>HOW TO STAY GOTH PAST 50</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/14/how-to-stay-goth-past-50/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/14/how-to-stay-goth-past-50/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the onion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sent in by MetalGF by way of the always poignant Onion.
The bottom should read &#8220;INSIDE Your Band: We Finally Checked It Out. It&#8217;s Not Very Good.&#8221;
-VN
RELATED POSTS:THE ONION A/V CLUB GOES METAL!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>JACK BLACK GETS BRUTAL (LEGEND)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/jack-black-gets-brutal-legend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/12/jack-black-gets-brutal-legend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brutal Legend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Black]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of you have been emailing us about the new Jack Black-led video game Brutal Legend. Unless you&#8217;ve been living in a cave like the MetalSucks Mansion the past couple of weeks, the game&#8217;s release has been pretty difficult to ignore because there are ads frickin EVERYWHERE for that shit (except MetalSucks, AHEM EA!). Personally [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>OPERATION: SUMERIANCORE WIKI</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/operation-sumeriancore-wiki/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/operation-sumeriancore-wiki/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sumerian Records]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sumeriancore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wikipedia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just because Metal Inquisition&#8217;s Sergeant D failed at having his own self-coined micro-genre of metal added to Wikipedia doesn&#8217;t mean we&#8217;re not gonna give it a shot; where Wigger Slam was struck down by the Wikipedia fascists, Sumeriancore shall succeed because it&#8217;s decidedly more PC.
Folks, Sumeriancore isn&#8217;t just some mistake the MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys stumbled [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>45</slash:comments>
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		<title>IF ONLY DANI FILTH COULD SEE THIS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/02/if-only-dani-filth-could-see-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/02/if-only-dani-filth-could-see-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cradle of filth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube vocal covers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21860</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[More than any other band, Cradle of Filth seem to attract the attention of YouTube vocal covers done by bedroom-dwelling, suburban goth teens (see also: this cover of &#8220;Nymphetamine&#8221; starring hot twins). Since we&#8217;re obsessed with YouTube vocal covers and Cradle of Filth are inherently kinda funny, this provides us and the MS Mansion Monkeys [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>TWEET WITH SHADOWS FALL&#8217;S BRIAN FAIR, WIN SOME FREE SHIT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/tweet-with-shadows-falls-brian-fair-win-some-free-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/tweet-with-shadows-falls-brian-fair-win-some-free-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Fair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shadows fall]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21733</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Look how angry Brian Fair is in that photo. Grrrrr. That&#8217;s his metal face. Not to be fucked with.
In reality, though, Brian is actually a pretty chill dude. Seriously. Would an angry monster give away free shit over Twitter? Of course not. But Brian is. Says the Shadows Fall front man himself:

“I wanted to let [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>I&#8217;VE SHTUPPED GIRLS LESS PRETTY THAN THIS DUDE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/30/ive-shtupped-girls-less-pretty-than-this-dude/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/30/ive-shtupped-girls-less-pretty-than-this-dude/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slipknot]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21678</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[But they were all better screamers.

-AR
Thanks to Josh Kidd for the tip.
RELATED POSTS:DAVE LOMBARDO WANTS TO SCHOOL LARS ULRICHAWESOME PRODUCERS AND MIXERS!STRIKEOUT AT THE SMOKEOUT: DEFTONES, JIM ROOT RULE WEED FESTLOVELORN MAGGOTSVELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>YOUTUBE VOCAL COVERS: THE LIMP BIZKIT COLLECTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/youtube-vocal-covers-the-limp-bizkit-collection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/youtube-vocal-covers-the-limp-bizkit-collection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[limp bizkit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love YouTube vocal covers. LOVE THEM! There&#8217;s something about teenagers bearing their souls (awfully) for all the world to see that just hits me in that special place.
So today we take a look at the very best YouTube has to offer of Limp Bizkit vocal covers. Let&#8217;s go!
The best part of this one is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>29</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHEN METAL AND WEED UNITE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/when-metal-and-weed-unite/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/when-metal-and-weed-unite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metal inquisition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weed]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The fine metal journalism institution Metal Inquisition has done it again with an in-depth look at the union of our two favorite pastimes: metal and weed. We like to think that these two pleasures go together like two nuts in a sack, but Metal Inquisition proves otherwise; Six Feet Under, Black Label Society, Dope and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>GOOGLE IS SURPRISINGLY WELL-EDUCATED ABOUT METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/google-is-surprisingly-well-educated-about-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/15/google-is-surprisingly-well-educated-about-metal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The always-brilliant Rob Pasbani of Metal Injection was going through his usual daily routine &#8211; wake up late, wander over to computer, get high, play on computer, remain in boxers, fail to bathe&#8230; y&#8217;know, the life of your average blogger &#8211; when he made an amazing discovery: Google&#8217;s suggestions for popular searches related to metal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MOTHERS AGAINST BROKENCYDE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this website real? If so, it rules. If not, it still rules.
Join the fight. Even if you&#8217;re not a mother.
-VN
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