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		<title>AFTER THE BURIAL UNTANGLE CHORDS, KEEP MAKING NEW ALBUM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/19/after-the-burial-untangle-chords-keep-making-new-album/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/19/after-the-burial-untangle-chords-keep-making-new-album/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Upcoming Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[after the burial]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Nathan Shaw has brought it to our attention that After the Burial &#8211; whose new, still-to-be-titled album Vince suspects is gonna fuck your face off later this year &#8211; have posted a second webisode about the making of their latest release. The most exciting parts of these videos is always the too-brief snippets of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUICIDE WAR: &#8220;HEAVIER THAN JOHN CANDY RIDING A CLYDESDALE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/suicide-war-heavier-than-john-candy-riding-a-clydesdale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/suicide-war-heavier-than-john-candy-riding-a-clydesdale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben Falgoust]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[down]]></category>
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I&#8217;d never heard of Suicide War before this morning, when MS tipster supreme Saul Hudson alerted me to a posting on their MySpace page announcing that Kirk Windstein has joined the band:
&#8220;Yes!! It is true&#8230;. Kirk will be doing vocal duties along side Ben in  SUICIDE WAR. He will also be filling the bass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE WORST COVER ART OF THE YEAR SO FAR?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/the-worst-cover-art-of-the-year-so-far/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/the-worst-cover-art-of-the-year-so-far/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Upcoming Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stone temple pilots]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s good to see that the Stone Temple Pilot tooks of all ten seconds to come up with this:

STP&#8217;s new, self-titled release comes out May 25 on Atlantic.
-AR
RELATED POSTS:WHAT DO YOU MEAN &#8220;USED TO TAKE DRUGS,&#8221; SCOTTY?SCOTT WEILAND, KEYBOARD CAT SPEAK OUT ON DEPARTURE OF ATTACK ATTACK! FRONTMANMATT SORUM BLAMES SCOTT WEILAND FOR LIBERTAD&#8216;S SHITTY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PALE SKETCHER: ANOTHER JUSTIN BROADRICK PROJECT!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/pale-sketcher-another-justin-broadrick-project/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/pale-sketcher-another-justin-broadrick-project/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Not Quite Metal?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jesu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Broadrick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Jon Leone just pointed us towards this post on the blog of the legendary Justin Broadrick, announcing yet another project in the works &#8211; this one called Pale Sketcher. Broadrick writes:
&#8220;Pale Sketcher is intended as a vehicle for me to explore, exclusively  and in more detail, the &#8216;electronica&#8217; side of jesu [sic].
&#8220;It occurred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DO YOU LIKE CORPSE PAINT? DO YOU LIKE NAKED LADIES? WELL THEN YOU&#8217;LL LOVE THIS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/do-you-like-corpse-paint-do-you-like-naked-ladies-well-then-youll-love-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/do-you-like-corpse-paint-do-you-like-naked-ladies-well-then-youll-love-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Upcoming Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Saffer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You all know who Jeremy Saffer&#8217;s work, whether your realize it or not. He&#8217;s one of the most successful photographers in the metal world. You should visit his website if the name isn&#8217;t ringing any bells. You can also follow him on Twitter.
I mention Saffer now because I just read on Blabbermouth that his latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LEVI/WERSTLER, COCK TEASES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/leviwerstler-cock-teases/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/leviwerstler-cock-teases/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cynic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emil Werstler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eyal Levi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re a little late on reporting this, but there&#8217;s a sample of another new Levi/Werstler track, &#8220;Obsidian Fissures,&#8221; now streaming on their merch page. It&#8217;s maybe twenty seconds of the song, which is to say it&#8217;ll pretty much give you sonic blue balls. But that&#8217;s only because it&#8217;s so awesome.
Levi/Werstler&#8217;s debut album, Avalanche of Worms, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CYNIC&#8217;S RE-TRACED WILL REINTERPRET?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/cynics-re-traced-will-reinterpret/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/cynics-re-traced-will-reinterpret/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dunno if this old news and I&#8217;m just somehow learning about it now, but: Cynic have released the cover art for their new EP, Re-Traced, and as it turns out, it will be made up predominantly of &#8220;reinterpretations&#8221; of songs from 2008&#8217;s orgasm-inducing Traced in Air. Of course, this isn&#8217;t a total shock &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AS I LAY DYING&#8217;S POWERLESS RISE IS ALMOST RISEN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/as-i-lay-dyings-powerless-rise-is-almost-risen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/as-i-lay-dyings-powerless-rise-is-almost-risen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that resident MetalSucks L O S T columnist Nick Hipa is also one of the guitar players for As I Lay Dying? It&#8217;s true, we swear! He doesn&#8217;t just sit around watching TV for us all day &#8211; he has actual shit to do! It&#8217;s why we credit him as &#8220;Nick Hipa [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>46</slash:comments>
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		<title>APPARENTLY BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE HAVE A CLAW FETISH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/apparently-bullet-for-my-valentine-have-a-claw-fetish/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/apparently-bullet-for-my-valentine-have-a-claw-fetish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bullet for My Valentine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At first when I saw the new BMFV cover art, for their upcoming release Fever, I was like &#8220;Sweet! A naked lady! I like naked ladies.&#8221; But then I realized the chick had a claw:

Now, I love lobster and crab, but I wouldn&#8217;t wanna fuck one, y&#8217;know? I&#8217;m sure this supposed to have some symbolic [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>HORSE THE BAND TO RELEASE MORE DVDS THAN ANYONE ACTUALLY HAS TIME TO WATCH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/10/horse-the-band-to-release-more-dvds-than-anyone-actually-has-time-to-watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/10/horse-the-band-to-release-more-dvds-than-anyone-actually-has-time-to-watch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[horse the band]]></category>

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I bought a six DVD set once. It was called Miso Horny, it cost ten dollars, and it literally took me weeks to watch the entire thing, &#8217;cause, well, it&#8217;s hard to get through that much content when you&#8217;re only watching in fifteen-second increments. I certainly got a lotta bang for my buck, though!
Speaking of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/10/stryper-betray-their-lord-and-savior-cover-songs-by-jews-and-homosexuals/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/10/stryper-betray-their-lord-and-savior-cover-songs-by-jews-and-homosexuals/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the you young &#8216;uns don&#8217;t know Stryper, well, they were like the Underoath or Demon Hunter of their day. Which is to say, they played Christian metal. Their songs had names like &#8220;To Hell with the Devil,&#8221; and &#8220;Calling On You,&#8221; and for their 1985 album, they even covered &#8220;Battle Hymn of the Republic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A VERY SMALL PICTURE OF THE COVER ART FOR BISON B.C.&#8217;S DARK AGES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/08/a-very-small-picture-of-the-cover-art-for-bison-b-c-s-dark-ages/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/08/a-very-small-picture-of-the-cover-art-for-bison-b-c-s-dark-ages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Upcoming Bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bison B.C.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it certainly looks like a Bison B.C. cover.

The album comes out April 13 on Metal Blade. I have a hard time believing it will do anything but rock.
-AR
P.S. Yes I am aware that Soulfly also have an album called Dark Ages, wise ass.
RELATED POSTS:BISON B.C. VS. A &#8220;STRESSED ELEPHANT&#8221;START YOUR MORNING WITH A &#8220;LETHAL [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I DON&#8217;T EVEN CARE THAT I DON&#8217;T LIKE THE SEVENDUST COLD DAY MEMORY COVER ART</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/i-dont-even-care-that-i-dont-like-the-sevendust-cold-day-memory-cover-art/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/i-dont-even-care-that-i-dont-like-the-sevendust-cold-day-memory-cover-art/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sevendust]]></category>

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Looking for subtlety in metal &#8211; especially mainstream metal &#8211; is like looking for real breasts amongst a group of Rock of Love contestants. Some might be polite and call it &#8220;a quixotic task;&#8221; I just call it &#8220;a fool&#8217;s errand.&#8221;
Sill, the cover art for Sevendust&#8217;s new album, Cold Day Memory, is about as unsubtle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHICH TV EXECUTIVE WILL LOSE THEIR JOB OVER A NEW OSBOURNES SHOW?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/which-tv-executive-will-lose-their-job-over-a-new-osbournes-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/which-tv-executive-will-lose-their-job-over-a-new-osbournes-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jack Osbourne]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
The Osbournes  wasn&#8217;t just a hit; it was a genuine pop-culture phenomenon. Suddenly my grandmother knew who The Osbournes were. There&#8217;s little doubt that it made Ozzy, Sharon and the gang a whole lot richer, too, &#8217;cause suddenly they were all celebrities who could milk their various whatevers for money.
Unfortunately, the family&#8217;s follow-up, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE POSTMAN SYNDROME&#8217;S UNRELEASED SECOND ALBUM WILL FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/01/the-postman-syndromes-unreleased-second-album-will-finally-see-the-light-of-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/01/the-postman-syndromes-unreleased-second-album-will-finally-see-the-light-of-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The road leading to post-experimental-progressive metallers East of the Wall&#8217;s forthcoming Translation Loss full-length Ressentiment has been a long one. The band&#8217;s initial incarnation was comprised of four of the five members of The Postman Syndrome, whose debut LP Terraforming was met with critical acclaim but whose 2nd album never saw the light of day. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/in-which-we-drew-four/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/in-which-we-drew-four/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t been able to shake this cold, and so I&#8217;ve actually been playing a lot of on-line Scrabble with a friend this week (because I&#8217;m just that cool). It would be really hard to play Scrabble at a metal show, though, not least of all because so many metal d00dz can&#8217;t spell.
When we weren&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SPEAKING OF ZILTOID&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/speaking-of-ziltoid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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The REAL Ziltoid has arrived on earth from Ziltoidia IX and left a message with us in the form a video on Devin Townsend&#8217;s YouTube account!
Devin told us there&#8217;d be a new Ziltoid album on the way when he took over MetalSucks for a day last Fall, so we can only assume work on Z2 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EXODUS&#8217; VITRUVIAN MAN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/exodus-vitruvian-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/exodus-vitruvian-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the cover art for Exodus&#8217; upcoming Exhibit B: The Human Condition. On the one hand, it&#8217;s a pretty heavy-handed play on a certain famous Da Vinci drawing; on the other hand, I still think it looks pretty cool.

Exhibit B: The Human Condition will be out this spring on Nuclear Blast.
-AR
RELATED POSTS:COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;MAY THE GODS UNTO WHICH IT IS WRITTEN BE PLEASED!&#8221; A NEW WATAIN ALBUM AT LAST!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/26/may-the-gods-unto-which-it-is-written-be-pleased-a-new-watain-album-at-last/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nocturno Cultowitz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Erik Danielsson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s beens exactlys four years and ones week since Watains releaseds Sworn to the Dark. That makes my souls colds and darks, likes the insides of Kirstie Alley&#8217;s beastlys anus. Buts finallys, now, we sees the lights at the ends of the beastlys anus: Watains is gonnas release a news albums on 7 June ons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW PANTERA GREATEST HITS COLLECTION INFERIOR TO OLD PANTERA GREATEST HITS COLLECTION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/new-pantera-greatest-hits-collection-inferior-to-old-pantera-greatest-hits-collection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/new-pantera-greatest-hits-collection-inferior-to-old-pantera-greatest-hits-collection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dimebag darrell]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Phil Anselmo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we discussed all the upcoming Pantera reissues, as well as the fact that the band&#8217;s second greatest hits collection, 1990-2000: A Decade Of Domination, is coming out on March 30. I said that it&#8217;s hard not to see this compilation as a cash-in, and now that track list has been revealed and details of [...]]]></description>
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