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		<title>STAR WARS, EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/09/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/09/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-metal/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Lucas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow the Metallica of filmmakers, George Lucas, will re-release his catastrophically bad Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in 3D, I guess because there&#8217;s nothing like sitting through a terrible two-and-a-half hour movie in the worst format available. The silver lining, though, is that someone has taken the trailer and re-done it with death metal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6-YEAR OLD JACOB&#8217;S FIRST METALCORE SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/09/6-year-old-jacobs-first-metalcore-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/09/6-year-old-jacobs-first-metalcore-song/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jacob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juliet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Attempts by young children (or, really, their overbearing parents) to out-do 8-year old Juliet&#8217;s &#8220;My First Hardcore Song&#8221; were inevitable. Next thing you know we&#8217;ll have black metal babies who are tr00er-than-thou the minute they come out of the womb&#8230; oh wait. Today brings us 6-year old Jacob, who starts off his own official response [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KE$HA&#8217;S &#8220;TIK TOK&#8221; AND LAMB OF GOD&#8217;S &#8220;REDNECK&#8221; GO TOGETHER SURPRISINGLY WELL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/kehas-tik-tok-and-lamb-of-gods-redneck-go-together-surprisingly-well/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/kehas-tik-tok-and-lamb-of-gods-redneck-go-together-surprisingly-well/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ke$ha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lamb of God]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mash-ups have obviously been done to death, but every now and then you come across one which works amazingly well, and, well&#8230; sheesh. This Lamb of God/Ke$ha amalgamation is one of those things that&#8217;s so well-done it&#8217;s hard to believe it&#8217;s a not a real collaboration between the artists. And I say that as someone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUFFOCATION&#8217;S FRANK MULLEN = KARAOKE CHAMP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/suffocations-frank-mullen-karaoke-champ/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/suffocations-frank-mullen-karaoke-champ/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Mullen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suffocation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=82923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When people ask why I believe in God* I say, &#8220;Well, look at Frank Mullen. If that dude wasn&#8217;t born to front a metal band, no one was. Living proof that God takes care of his children!&#8221; Suffocation are great and all, but at least half the reason I go see them live when they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW &#8220;IT&#8221; THING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/eight-year-old-girls-playing-metal-are-like-totally-the-new-it-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/25/eight-year-old-girls-playing-metal-are-like-totally-the-new-it-thing/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juliet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stratovarius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Mini Band]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her first hardcore song? Of course you do; you were one of 14 million people (!) who watched her video. Maybe you even bought a Juliet t-shirt (?!?). And remember back in October when a full band of British eight year olds &#8212; The Mini Band &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN YOUR SNARE DRUM IS AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MOTOR OIL, YOU&#8217;RE THIS KID AND YOU RULE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/when-your-snare-drum-is-an-empty-bottle-of-motor-oil-youre-this-kid-and-you-rule/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/when-your-snare-drum-is-an-empty-bottle-of-motor-oil-youre-this-kid-and-you-rule/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[as i lay dying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meghalaya]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When your drum set consists of two bottles of motor oil, some kind of old shelving component, a couple of blankets and a wicker hat as a drum throne and you STILL manage to kill it, that&#8217;s the very definition of metal. And when you&#8217;re all of maybe 8 years old and you&#8217;re playing as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MUST-WATCH: EIGHT YEAR OLD JULIET&#8217;S VIDEO FOR &#8220;MY FIRST HARDCORE SONG&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/eight-year-old-juliet-releases-my-first-hardcore-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/eight-year-old-juliet-releases-my-first-hardcore-song/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juliet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81928</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not only is this pretty much the best thing I&#8217;ve ever seen, but it&#8217;s like a thousand times more br00tal than any Winds of Plague song ever. Check it out immediately, it will make your morning: FUCK YES, right? -AR There seems to be some dispute about whether our friend Al discovered this video first, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COOKIES ARE SOOOOO METAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/cookies-are-sooooo-metal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/cookies-are-sooooo-metal/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Wingerschmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[C IS FOR COOKIE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-KW]]></description>
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		<title>DYING FETUS&#8217; &#8220;GROTESQUE IMPALEMENT&#8221;: THE RADIO DISNEY VERSION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/dying-fetus-grotesque-impalement-the-radio-disney-version/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/dying-fetus-grotesque-impalement-the-radio-disney-version/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andy rehfledt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dying Fetus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81692</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like my good pal Axl, I&#8217;m kinda over it with Andy Rehfeldt&#8217;s &#8220;Radio Disney&#8221; versions of death metal songs&#8230; or so I thought I was. The troof: it&#8217;s just impossible not to be entertained by these, at least for one listen/watch, and to appreciate the amount of work that goes into the precision of making [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BAPTIZED IN BLOOD THINK LONDON, ONTARIO IS THE CITY OF OPPORTUNITY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/baptized-in-blood-think-london-ontario-is-the-city-of-opportunity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/17/baptized-in-blood-think-london-ontario-is-the-city-of-opportunity/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baptized in Blood]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81652</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to believe that any city of reasonable size in the year 2011 wouldn&#8217;t find the idea of releasing a completely cheesy theme song promoting itself to potential businesses and residents completely ridiculous, and that someone, ANYONE in the city&#8217;s government wouldn&#8217;t have gone, &#8220;Uh&#8230; guys?&#8221; But that&#8217;s exactly what the city of London, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUTURE EX-MRS. ROSENBERG PERFORMING CARCASS&#8217; &#8220;CORPORAL JIGSORE QUANDARY&#8221; ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/05/future-ex-mrs-rosenberg-performing-carcass-corporal-jigsore-quandary-on-piano-makes-my-heart-melt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/05/future-ex-mrs-rosenberg-performing-carcass-corporal-jigsore-quandary-on-piano-makes-my-heart-melt/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carcass]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79958</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last month, Vince posted a video of a really, really beautiful young woman performing a really, really beautiful rendition of Mastodon&#8217;s &#8220;Oblivion&#8221; on the piano. But one of the key differences between me and Vince is that I like my women to be batshit crazy. So fuck traditional beauty &#8212; I much prefer Ukrainian pianist Viktoriya [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STARTING A DJENT BAND? WATCH THIS PRIMER FIRST.</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/03/starting-a-djent-band-watch-this-primer-first/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/03/starting-a-djent-band-watch-this-primer-first/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pluralizations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what we call victory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, I guess 2011 was the year in which djent simulatenously rose to prominence and jumped the shark. So it goes in the hyperspeed climate of ever-changing trends facilitated by the Internet. The band who produced this hilariously and on-point video, What We Call Victory, are themselves kinda djenty (but certainly not bad); at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUTURE EX-MRS. NEILSTEIN PERFORMING MASTODON&#8217;S &#8220;OBLIVION&#8221; ON PIANO MAKES MY HEART MELT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/future-ex-mrs-neilstein-performing-mastodons-oblivion-on-piano-makes-my-heart-melt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/12/future-ex-mrs-neilstein-performing-mastodons-oblivion-on-piano-makes-my-heart-melt/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mastodon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[-VN Thanks: Andrew McCann]]></description>
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		<title>DECREPIT BIRTH&#8217;S DRUMMER SAMUS IS SEXY, AND HE KNOWS IT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/decrepit-births-drummer-samus-is-sexy-and-he-knows-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/decrepit-births-drummer-samus-is-sexy-and-he-knows-it/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Decrepit Birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lmfao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[samus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny to me how modern pop music is basically just re-hashed early/mid &#8217;90s dance music ala La Bouche, Bizarre Inc., Everything But the Girl, etc. Apparently this group LMFAO makes a living on these recycled beats, kinda like the Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry do&#8230; um, ok, if you say so! It&#8217;s what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AMATEUR DRUM ACTION: KATATONIA&#8217;S &#8220;ONWARD INTO BATTLE&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/05/amateur-drum-action-katatonias-onward-into-battle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/05/amateur-drum-action-katatonias-onward-into-battle/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[katatonia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I watch naked sex videos, I avoid the rough/gross stuff (cuz barf) and the solo dildo stuff (cuz yawn), so it&#8217;s weird and confusing that I so enjoy internet video of a dude playing drums to Katatonia (above). Like some porn, it&#8217;s gross (drummer) and solo (guy gratifying self), so you see the irony. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KATY PERRY HAS NEVER SOUNDED THIS GOOD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/02/katy-perry-has-never-sounded-this-good/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/02/katy-perry-has-never-sounded-this-good/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drewsif stalin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katy Perry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This dude might not be as hot as Katy Perry, djent has most certainly jumped the shark, and I just recently stated that I think covers of pop songs are lame&#8230; but this is pretty sweet, I&#8217;m not gonna lie. It also happens to be infinitely more tolerable than the original. Come for the sick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NERDCORE: A METAL VERSION OF THE MUSIC FROM SKYRIM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/30/nerdcore-a-metal-version-of-the-music-from-skyrim/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/30/nerdcore-a-metal-version-of-the-music-from-skyrim/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skyrim]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t played Skyrim, the latest installment in the Elder Scrolls franchise, because I&#8217;ve been too busy jingoistically killing brown people and Russians in Modern Warfare 3. But it&#8217;s on my list of things to do. And once I have begun that sure-to-be-epic journey, I suspect I will appreciate this video of a dweeb in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: KID PLAYS DRUMS ON STAGE WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/23/best-video-ever-of-the-day-kid-plays-drums-on-stage-with-avenged-sevenfold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 16:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[avenged sevenfold]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whether you think Avenged Sevenfold are the best thing since UYI-era Guns N&#8217; Roses or you think they&#8217;re a bunch of total flaming Labontes, you&#8217;re gonna appreciate this video for what it is: one of the best moments of young Miguel&#8217;s life that he&#8217;ll cherish forever and ever and ever. Miguel went to see Avenged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>POSSIBLY THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT NICKELBACK</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/22/possibly-the-only-time-i-will-ever-have-anything-nice-to-say-about-nickelback/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/22/possibly-the-only-time-i-will-ever-have-anything-nice-to-say-about-nickelback/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chad kroeger]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Paul Scheer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you guys heard about the petition by Detroit Lions fans to replace Nickelback with some other band, ANY other band, as the performers at the halftime show of their Thanksgiving Classic game? Vince mentioned it while filling in for Dave Brockie during a recent &#8220;Unnecessary Roughness&#8221; column, but we never did a full piece [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PANTERA AIN&#8217;T DUBSTEP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/17/pantera-aint-dubstep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dubstep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Travolta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantera]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did you all see the John Travolta action movie From Paris with Love? Yeah, I don&#8217;t think anyone did. But Corey Mitchell sent this to us, and it&#8217;s amazing. Enjoy: -AR]]></description>
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