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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; What the fuck??</title>
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		<title>DEDRATKCUF SI SIHT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/dedratkcuf-si-siht/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/dedratkcuf-si-siht/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jamie Miller]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Fahnestock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Doling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tons]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
With the Snot semi-reunion basically falling apart before it ever really got off the ground, the band&#8217;s remaining members -Mike Doling, John Fahnestock and Jamie Miller &#8211; needed to find another meal ticket. But rather than try and re-re-jigger Snot, they&#8217;ve decided to move forward under a new name: Tons.
Yes, you read that correctly. They [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>ANAL CHAINSAW AND LAKE BUKKAKE TOTALLY NEED TO TOUR WITH THESE GUYS!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/anal-chainsaw-and-lake-bukkake-totally-need-to-tour-with-these-guys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/anal-chainsaw-and-lake-bukkake-totally-need-to-tour-with-these-guys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anal chainsaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anal judicator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lake bukkake]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The band is Anal Judicator &#8212; self-described as &#8220;the BEST Brutal MIDI Porn Grind band around&#8221; &#8212; and the song is &#8220;Cum Coated Colon.&#8221; Thanks to Car RamRod for this one.
WARNING: NSFW!!!!
-VN

RELATED POSTS:VINCE CATCHES UP WITH TRIVIUM&#8217;S MATT HEAFYTHESE ARMS ARE SNAKES &#8220;RED LINE SEASON&#8221;: AN ACID TRIP OF A VIDEO]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>NERGAL&#8217;S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/nergals-got-red-hot-morning-wood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/nergals-got-red-hot-morning-wood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behemoth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nergal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not only is Behemoth&#8217;s Nergal a country singer with no sense of humor, but apparently he&#8217;s also a commercial star in his native Poland. I haven&#8217;t the foggiest idea what these clips are about or what&#8217;s being said in them, but they are automatically fucking hilarious by way of Nergal&#8217;s presence. Thanks to MS reader [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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		<title>MORE VIDEOS OF ONE OF BROOKLYN&#8217;S GREATEST DRUMMERS: JERRY FUCHS (1974-2009)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/more-videos-of-one-of-brooklyns-greatest-drummers-jerry-fuchs-1974-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/10/more-videos-of-one-of-brooklyns-greatest-drummers-jerry-fuchs-1974-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kip Wingerschmidt</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Retrospective]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[!!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jerry fuchs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maserati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turing machine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still shocked about the unbelievably terrible tragedy that occurred this past weekend &#8212; Georgia-born Brooklyn fixture, masterful metronomic drummer Jerry Fuchs (Maserati, Turing Machine, !!!, The Juan Mclean, and more) fell down an elevator shaft late Saturday night and died shortly thereafter.

My interactions with Jerry were minimal, but every time we spoke I felt [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY ME A PRESENT?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/anyone-got-one-hundred-and-fifty-bucks-and-a-strong-desire-to-buy-me-a-present/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/anyone-got-one-hundred-and-fifty-bucks-and-a-strong-desire-to-buy-me-a-present/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enuff z'nuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Fuck $14,000 moon-men statues; THIS is what I need. A laughingly shitty electric bass and an 8 Watt practice amp that are both &#8220;pre-owned&#8221; (?!?!?) by Chip Z&#8217;nuff? WANT WANT WANT!
Will someone with $150 to spare pretty please buy this combo for me? Deals this good don&#8217;t come around often. That&#8217;s &#8220;$150 FIRM,&#8221; people. No [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>THAT&#8217;S COOL, &#8216;CAUSE JUDAS PRIEST PLAYED AT MY BAR MITZVAH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/thats-cool-cause-judas-priest-played-at-my-bar-mitzvah/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/09/thats-cool-cause-judas-priest-played-at-my-bar-mitzvah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did anyone see that viral video that was going around this summer of the people dancing down the aisle at that wedding to the sounds of super-autotuned Chris Brown, or whatever the fuck the kids think is so cool these days?
Well Iron Maiden playing your wedding is so much cooler than that. And Iron Maiden [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>COMING OUT IS HARD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/coming-out-is-hard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/coming-out-is-hard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL.
Major, major props to Josh Jacobson for sending this in.
-AR
RELATED POSTS:BISON B.C.&#8217;S JUGGALLOWEENA NEW JUGGA-LOWIN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAMEBLOODS, CRIPS&#8230; JUGGALOS?METAL HEARS RODNEY KING&#8217;S PLEAS]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>55</slash:comments>
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		<title>NERGAL JOINS THE SEBASTIAN BACH CLUB</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/nergal-joins-the-sebastian-bach-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/nergal-joins-the-sebastian-bach-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behemoth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nergal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wolverine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23931</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A reader known only as &#8220;Fersas&#8221; sent us the below clip of a band called Wolverine. Despite their name, which would lead you to believe that they&#8217;re a metal band or at least a rock outfit, they in fact play country music.
And, oh yeah, Nergal is doing the vocals.
I really don&#8217;t like this music and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>26</slash:comments>
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		<title>OTEP IS GOING TO BUY A PENIS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/otep-is-going-to-buy-a-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/otep-is-going-to-buy-a-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[otep]]></category>

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And I don&#8217;t mean a man-whore.
Metal Insider found this blog, hilariously titled &#8220;That New Car Smell,&#8221; in which extreme music&#8217;s most famous lesbian announces that she is undergoing sexual reassignment surgery in order to legally marry her lover, an unnamed &#8220;A-list actress.&#8221; Some excerpts follow:


I am an American. I love this country. And I realize [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>92</slash:comments>
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		<title>A NEW JUGGA-LOW</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/a-new-jugga-low/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/05/a-new-jugga-low/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalo Furries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23893</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit &#8211; did you know that there are actually people even worse than Juggalos? I saw this video on Topless Robot last night &#8211; a slideshow of fan art by so-called &#8220;Juggalo Furries,&#8221; or people &#8220;who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse.&#8221;
I couldn&#8217;t make this shit up, people. If I did, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>44</slash:comments>
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		<title>TOM MORELLO: GUITAR HERO, POLITICAL ACTIVIST&#8230; EXOTIC DANCER?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/tom-morello-guitar-hero-political-activist-exotic-dancer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/04/tom-morello-guitar-hero-political-activist-exotic-dancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rage Against the Machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Morello]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So we read on Metal Insider, who read on Drowned In Sound, who read on nme.com, that Rage Against the Machine&#8217;s Tom Morello used to be a stripper. Seriously. Says Morello:
When I graduated from Harvard and moved to Hollywood, I was unemployable. I was literally starving, so I had to work menial labour and, at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>SUICIDE SILENCE GONNA END UP A BIG OLE PILE OF &#8220;THEM BONES&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/suicide-silence-gonna-end-up-a-big-ole-pile-of-them-bones/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/03/suicide-silence-gonna-end-up-a-big-ole-pile-of-them-bones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alice in chains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suicide Silence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A tweet from Suicide Silence has just alerted me to the fact that the band recorded a cover of Alice in Chains&#8217; classic &#8220;Them Bones&#8221; as an iTunes-only bonus track for their latest offering, No Time to Bleed.
Let me tell you what I like about this:

Alice in Chains are not the band you&#8217;d guess Suicide [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>93</slash:comments>
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		<title>HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN&#8217;T?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/hulk-hogan-wanted-to-be-in-metallica-hey-who-didnt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/02/hulk-hogan-wanted-to-be-in-metallica-hey-who-didnt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cliff Burton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JASON NEWSTEAD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Trujillo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Ultimate Warrior]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was a young &#8216;un, but he was pretty close. Anyone remember that Wrestlemania where he and The Ultimate Warrior (pretended to) beat the ever-lovin&#8217; shit outta one another? EPIC. Vince and I used to debate if the Warrior had really robbed the Hulkster of his belt [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE BEST ALBUM COVER AND BAND NAME I&#8217;VE SEEN TODAY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/the-best-album-cover-and-band-name-ive-seen-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/the-best-album-cover-and-band-name-ive-seen-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deepthroat tracheotomy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Deepthroat Tracheotomy. Their full demo is available for free download at Death Metal Invasion if anyone cares to find out what this band sounds like. Thanks once again to Cosmo Lee of Invisible Oranges for letting me know about this fantastic website.
-VN
POPULAR POSTS:BTBAM THE GREAT MISDIRECT CONTEST: WIN A WHOLE LOTTA COOL BTBAM STUFFFUNNY PHOTO [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>VELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/velvet-revolver-going-out-of-their-way-to-blow-their-singer-search/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/velvet-revolver-going-out-of-their-way-to-blow-their-singer-search/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corey Taylor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott weiland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slash's Snakepit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slipknot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stone sour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Velvet Revolver]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scott Weiland&#8217;s been out of Velvet Revolver for quite some time now, and there&#8217;s still no word on their search for a new singer. I had assumed that they hadn&#8217;t announced anyone because they just couldn&#8217;t find someone famous enough. I mean, let&#8217;s be real &#8211; they&#8217;re not gonna hire some unknown. If they did, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TAKE A SHIT ON A MICROPHONE WITH MIKE PATTON</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/take-a-shit-on-a-microphone-with-mike-patton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/20/take-a-shit-on-a-microphone-with-mike-patton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike patton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radiohead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thom yorke]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22811</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever hear the phrase &#8220;&#60;so and so person&#62; could take a shit on a microphone and people would still fawn over it.&#8221;? I often hear it applied to Radiohead, and it&#8217;s kind of true&#8230; Thom Yorke could literally record himself leaving a stinking, putrid pile of diarrhea on a microphone and the press would laud [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>COLTRANE&#8230; GUTHRIE&#8230; DYLAN&#8230; NICKI ROSE.</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/coltrane-guthrie-dylan-nicki-rose/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/19/coltrane-guthrie-dylan-nicki-rose/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nicki rose]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MetalSucks reader J.A.M. dared us to make it through this entire video of the mysterious Nicki Rose&#8230; which I did, gladly. Even if you can&#8217;t make it from start to finish, make sure you stick with it until at least the 1:00 mark when the camera zooms out. Pure artistic genius like this doesn&#8217;t strike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RUN TO THE HILLS&#8230; OF MEXICO?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/run-to-the-hills-of-mexico/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/run-to-the-hills-of-mexico/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[iron maiden]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think you could call this mariachi&#8230; I&#8217;m not sure what to call it. It&#8217;s Iron Maiden, it&#8217;s mariachi-ish sounding, and it&#8217;s in Spanish. Unfortunately it isn&#8217;t very well done&#8230; but it&#8217;s good for a chuckle. Can any fluent Spanish speakers tell us if the words are an accurate translation?
-VN

[Thanks: Trux]
RELATED POSTS:RIME OF THE [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>HOW TO DRESS SEXY SCENE &amp; BE HOT!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/how-to-dress-sexy-scene-be-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/08/how-to-dress-sexy-scene-be-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Has it really come to this? Instructional videos to make sure that, God forbid, you don&#8217;t &#8220;come off as a prep or, even worse, a goth [eyeroll]?&#8221; What&#8217;s next, Joan Rivers on the red (black?) carpet of the Outburn Awards? &#8220;3OH!3! 3OH!3! What are you wearing?&#8221;
I realize it sounds like I&#8217;m angry; actually, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/world-of-warcraft-corpsegrinder/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/07/world-of-warcraft-corpsegrinder/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannibal Corpse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[george "corpsegrinder" fisher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world of warcraft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell in that things start off all normal, then the guy gets going on one topic, gets heated, and he&#8217;s off to the fucking races! Only it&#8217;s way funnier, and instead of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell it&#8217;s George motherfucking Corpsegrinder [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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