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		<title>&#8220;SHUT THE FUCK&#8230; UUUUUUUP&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/08/shut-the-fuck-uuuuuuup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/08/shut-the-fuck-uuuuuuup/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Endworld]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The bad news is that the first music video by Australian deathcore youngins Endworld &#8212; dubbed by Sergeant D as &#8220;the shitty version of Defiler,&#8221; a statement so loaded I can&#8217;t even begin to process it &#8212; has been &#8220;Removed by the User&#8221; since we wrote about it in September. But fear not, because the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOJIRA&#8217;S MARIO DUPLANTIER LOOKS JUST LIKE JASON MRAZ</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/07/gojiras-mario-duplantier-looks-just-like-jason-mraz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/07/gojiras-mario-duplantier-looks-just-like-jason-mraz/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gojira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jason mraz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mario Duplantier]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks: Sam R.]]></description>
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		<title>RED LAMB: DAN SPITZ/DAVE MUSTAINE SUPERGROUP RELEASES DEBUT ALBUM WITHOUT FANFARE OR, UH, DAVE MUSTAINE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/red-lamb-dan-spitzdave-mustaine-supergroup-releases-debut-album-to-zero-fanfare-or-uh-dave-mustaine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/red-lamb-dan-spitzdave-mustaine-supergroup-releases-debut-album-to-zero-fanfare-or-uh-dave-mustaine/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anthrax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan Spitz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave mustaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DeuxMonkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Don Chaffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megadeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Johansson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Lamb]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, hey, remember Red Lamb, the new project from former Anthrax guitarist Dan Spitz and forever Megadeth boss Dave Mustaine (and once upon a time called DeuxMonkey)? Well, guess what? Their self-titled debut full-length was released on Friday via iTunes. And you&#8217;d think that first album from a band featuring two founding members of Big [...]]]></description>
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		<title>METALLICA GET PHILOSOPHICAL, TEASE KAZOOS-ONLY TOUR?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/metallica-get-philosophical-tease-kazoos-only-tour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/06/metallica-get-philosophical-tease-kazoos-only-tour/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, Metallica&#8217;s publicists sent out the below message to the media at large&#8230; &#8230;as well as the below video, which reminds us that we&#8217;ve seen Metallica play lots and lots and worldwide festivals, &#8220;But you&#8217;ve never seen them&#8230;&#8221;, and then all the information above. That&#8217;s it. &#8220;But you&#8217;ve never seen them.&#8221; So, you&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IS THIS A PICTURE OF JON STEWART MOSHING TO THE DEAD KENNEDYS?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/is-this-a-picture-of-jon-stewart-moshing-to-the-dead-kennedys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/is-this-a-picture-of-jon-stewart-moshing-to-the-dead-kennedys/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead kennedys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Stewart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is according to the dude who took it sometime during the 1980s, Irish Willis Peele! It&#8217;s hard to tell for sure, but I buy it. At least, I&#8217;d like to think that my favorite faux news anchor is the kind of dude who once would have jumped into the pit. Stewart &#8212; who still would have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JUGGALOS: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT&#8230; THEY PULL ME BACK IN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/juggalos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/01/juggalos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We haven&#8217;t made fun of Juggalos since before this past October, when the short documentary American Juggalo finally achieved the impossible and made Juggalos seem &#8212; gulp &#8211; sympathetic. But then this yutz comes along and reminds us, &#8220;Oh yeah, these people are FUCKING STRANGE.&#8221; (click to enlarge) I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;d be relieved or disappointed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/27/hulk-hogan-i-was-asked-to-join-metallica/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/27/hulk-hogan-i-was-asked-to-join-metallica/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anso DF</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hipsters Out Of Metal!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Webernets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars ulrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rolling Stones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar wrestler Hulk Hogan as an unhinged eccentric or jeer him as a sideways freak who paws his own daughter on TV when not sweatily humping other half-nude guys on TV. Okay, shit, it&#8217;s not that tough to call actually &#8212; especially when the Hulkster pops [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS IS WHAT BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WOULD LIKE IF THEY WERE REAL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/this-is-what-beavis-and-butt-head-would-like-if-they-were-real/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/this-is-what-beavis-and-butt-head-would-like-if-they-were-real/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beavis and Butt-Head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Kirkpatrick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As happy as we are that Beavis and Butt-head have now returned (and are still, like, way awesome and funny and stuff), we probably could have lived without these creepy-as-fuck images: These prosthetic models (or, perhaps more aptly, dummies) were created by make-up artist Kevin Kirkpatrick, who has worked on the television series American Horror Story as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN YOU&#8217;RE A BEARDY METAL BRO WHO LOVES HIS SCENTED YANKEE CANDLES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/when-youre-a-beardy-metal-bro-who-loves-his-scented-yankee-candles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/when-youre-a-beardy-metal-bro-who-loves-his-scented-yankee-candles/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yankee candles]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen: THIS GUY! Dude just LOVES his candles &#8212; loves &#8216;em! But not just any candles &#8212; only Yankee Candles. I would totally bro down with this dude and I&#8217;d love to be invited to one of famous &#8220;piña colada parties.&#8221; Note: Dissapointment that the store didn&#8217;t have Carrot Cake candles. Genuine excitement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ORGANIZATION THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HEAVY METAL TO CURATE HEAVY METAL EXHIBITION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/organization-that-knows-nothing-about-heavy-metal-to-curate-heavy-metal-exhibition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/organization-that-knows-nothing-about-heavy-metal-to-curate-heavy-metal-exhibition/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Grammys]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=82008</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If there was ever any chance that the metal community would take The Grammy Awards seriously, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences completely blew it the moment they gave the inaugural award for Best Metal Performance to a band featuring a flautist. The awards have rightfully been considered a joke ever since, and its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE NEW ANTHRAX GREATEST HITS ALBUM IS NOT BREAKING ANY SALES RECORDS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/the-new-anthrax-greatest-hits-album-is-not-breaking-any-sales-records/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/19/the-new-anthrax-greatest-hits-album-is-not-breaking-any-sales-records/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anthrax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L.A. Reid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scott Ian]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week, Island/Universal Music released an Anthrax edition of their Icon series, which, in case the title doesn&#8217;t make it clear, is just repackaged hits from the label&#8217;s catalog shoved onto one new not-so-spiffy collection. By my count, this was Anthrax&#8217;s eighth greatest hits album, and that if you don&#8217;t include The Greater of Two Evils, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WIN A CHANCE TO LET THE OSBOURNES SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR ASS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/win-the-chance-to-let-the-osbournes-shove-a-camera-up-your-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/18/win-the-chance-to-let-the-osbournes-shove-a-camera-up-your-ass/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colonoscopies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ozzy osbourne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SHARON OSBOURNE]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It will be romantic, they swear. From Noisecreep: &#8220;Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, along with &#8216;The Late Show With David Letterman&#8217; announcer Alan Kalter, have teamed up with CBS and NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital to create the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes. One lucky person will win a colonoscopy, along with a trip to New York City, including airfare, hotel and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AXL ROSE HAD JURY DUTY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/axl-rose-served-jury-duty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/axl-rose-served-jury-duty/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81503</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Oh, yeah, let&#8217;s definitely have this guy on the jury. No objections, Your Honor.&#8221; I have jury duty later this month, and I&#8217;m pretty irritated about it. But I think I have a way out. See, my plan is to wear the ugliest death metal and grind band shirts I own to the court (finalists [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW STUDY CONCLUDES THAT EXODUS FANS HAVE ABOVE-AVERAGE IQs</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/11/new-study-concludes-that-exodus-fans-are-amongst-the-smartest-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/11/new-study-concludes-that-exodus-fans-are-amongst-the-smartest-in-the-world/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exodus]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=81049</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[See below videos for definitive proof. -AR Thanks: Judge Dredd]]></description>
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		<title>WTF: LISTENABLE SIGNS RAP GROUPS NOW?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/13/wtf-listenable-signs-rap-groups-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/13/wtf-listenable-signs-rap-groups-now/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dummy Nosenothing</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[outcast]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79797</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone&#8217;s always complainin&#8217; about how Roadrunner doesn&#8217;t sign metal bands anymore, but that&#8217;s a crock &#8212; I mean, they just released the new Korn album, fer Chrissakes!!! What people should be really pissed about is that Listenable Records has just totally sold out by signing Outcast!!!! I mean WHAT THE HELL?!?! Why would the label [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OUR SOCIETY IS DOOMED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/06/our-society-is-doomed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/06/our-society-is-doomed/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evanescence]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=79250</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, the people who all get together and decide who should win a Nobel Peace Prize came to the conclusion that they hadn&#8217;t done anything really, really wacky since 1994, when they awarded their prestigious honor to  infamous bowling alley investor Yasser Arafat. And so, after some great debate about what would really be the most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AND YOU THOUGHT THE CHRIS BARNES USED CAR COMMERCIAL WAS BAD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/05/and-you-thought-the-chris-barnes-used-car-commercial-was-bad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/05/and-you-thought-the-chris-barnes-used-car-commercial-was-bad/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nasty Savage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s obviously something in the water in Florida that makes people averse to sucking it up and getting jobs delivering pizza or whatever. How else to explain not just that the legendary Chris Barnes subjected himself to this, but that, make in 1984, Floridian thrash metallers Nasty Savage appeared in the below for some hair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR TORTURES ASKING ALEXANDRIA FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/the-ultimate-warrior-tortures-asking-alexandria-for-your-amusement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/29/the-ultimate-warrior-tortures-asking-alexandria-for-your-amusement/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[asking alexandria]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[James Hellwig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Ultimate Warrior]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So it looks like my boyhood hero, The Ultimate Warrior, is getting his own reality web series, The Warrior Show, in which he tortures various Sumerian bands because&#8230; I really have no idea why this exists, actually. It obviously has nothing to do with music. The Warrior tells the band &#8220;I want you to prove [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THERE REALLY IS A BAND CALLED PANTERADACTYL</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/17/there-really-is-a-band-called-panteradactyl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/17/there-really-is-a-band-called-panteradactyl/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GUY KOZOWYK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Koko B. Ware]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Panteradactyl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Red Chord]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The first time I ever heard the term &#8220;panterdactyl&#8221; was in this interview that Metal Injection conducted with The Red Chord&#8217;s Guy Kozowyk back in 2008. Kozowyk was referring to that kind of wiggerish hand movement that some bands/fan indulge in&#8230; I dunno really know how to describe it, but it&#8217;s that thing where people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COURTNEY LOVE SAYS KURT COBAIN FIRED DAVE GROHL FROM NIRVANA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/15/courtney-love-says-kurt-cobain-dave-grohl-fired-from-nirvana/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/15/courtney-love-says-kurt-cobain-dave-grohl-fired-from-nirvana/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[courtney love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave grohl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foo fighters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Francis Bean Cobain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kurt cobain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nirvana]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wowee wow wow wow. A reader calling himself Geddy Lee &#8212; whom I&#8217;m reasonably certain is not the dude from Rush &#8212; just e-mailed us the above clip of Courtney Love going apeshit at this past weekend&#8217;s SWU festival in Brazil. The cause of her outbreak is that someone in the crowd was holding up [...]]]></description>
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