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	<title>MetalSucks &#187; What the fuck??</title>
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		<title>WHAT OTHER METAL ALBUMS HAS RYAN ADAMS RELEASED?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/what-other-metal-albums-has-ryan-adams-released/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/what-other-metal-albums-has-ryan-adams-released/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Not Quite Metal?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alice in chains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan adams]]></category>

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That Ryan Adams likes metal isn&#8217;t news. As you can see/hear in the above video, dude even recorded a cover of my favorite Alice in Chains song once (which, admittedly, is not AIC&#8217;s most metal song, but still, I don&#8217;t see The Arcade Fire doing it). Still, I was pretty surprised to read on Metal [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>DOES DAVE GROHL REALLY HAVE A &#8220;HEAVIEST ALBUM YET&#8221; LEFT IN HIM?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/does-dave-grohl-really-have-a-heaviest-album-yet-left-in-him/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/18/does-dave-grohl-really-have-a-heaviest-album-yet-left-in-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butch vig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave grohl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foo fighters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nirvana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[them crooked vultures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As this blog&#8217;s unofficial grunge rock correspondent, I have Internet filters in place to catch for news related to the dinosaurs of that otherwise dormant subgenre.  So when my tricked-out Commodore 64 started billowing black smoke, I knew that something big was happening in the world of flannel metal&#8211;well, big to the sense of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>DID BLACK SABBATH RIP-OFF THE SCORPIONS?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/did-black-sabbath-rip-off-the-scorpions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/17/did-black-sabbath-rip-off-the-scorpions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sabbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scorpions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Cody Barrick sent in the side-by-side comparison from totallylookslike.com, which shows that the cover of Sabbath&#8217;s 1994 album Cross Purposes is nearly identical to that of Scorpions&#8217; 1991 single, &#8220;Send Me an Angel.&#8221;
And&#8230; sheesh. It really is a straight-up ripoff, isn&#8217;t it? Of course, it&#8217;s entirely possible that Sabbath had never seen the Scorpions [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/12/metallica-riot-the-lightning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/12/metallica-riot-the-lightning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[axl rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lars ulrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31826</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As you&#8217;ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a show in Bogota, Colombia, on Wednesday night, and I guess everyone in the crowd was all hopped up on some fine Colombian cocaine, because the place went apeshit. There was a riot; three people were stabbed; a police officer was seriously injured; and at least [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>19</slash:comments>
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		<title>JAPANESE JEW SHILLS FOR FANTA</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/japanese-jew-shills-for-fanta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/11/japanese-jew-shills-for-fanta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marty Friedman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megadeth]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31731</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve known for some time that Marty Friedman&#8217;s career primarily revolves around Japan these days, but I figured that&#8217;s because Japan is like Las Vegas or a VH1 reality show, where anyone who was ever even kind of a celebrity will continue to be famous forever and ever and ever, and can therefore still have [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>BEHEMOTH&#8217;S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/09/behemoths-nergal-faces-up-to-two-years-in-prison-for-destruction-of-a-bible/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/09/behemoths-nergal-faces-up-to-two-years-in-prison-for-destruction-of-a-bible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behemoth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nergal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31488</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Somebody call Antonin Skullia.
Nergal has been formally charged with insulting Roman Catholics after he called the Catholic Church &#8220;the most murderous cult on the planet&#8221; and destroyed a copy of the Bible on-stage during a 2007 concert (video above). This is possible because offending someone with regards to their religion is apparently a criminal act [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>139</slash:comments>
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		<title>A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/08/a-fan-i-think-we-can-all-actually-agree-deserved-to-be-punched/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/08/a-fan-i-think-we-can-all-actually-agree-deserved-to-be-punched/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blessed by a Broken Heart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kittie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marduk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Morgan Lander]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mortuus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Black Dahlia Murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trevor Strnad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tyler Hoare]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31389</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit a kid who jumped on stage to try and hug him, then The Black Dahlia Murder&#8217;s Trevor Strnad followed suit; now some guy jumped on stage during a recent Kittie performance and tried to kiss front lady Morgan Lander&#8230; and she cracks him in the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>TORTURE KILLER: REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS BARNES JOINED A SIX FEET UNDER COVER BAND?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/05/torture-killer-remember-when-chris-barnes-joined-a-six-feet-under-cover-band/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/05/torture-killer-remember-when-chris-barnes-joined-a-six-feet-under-cover-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannibal Corpse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Barnes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Six Feet Under]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Torture Killer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=29521</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s like this: over the weekend I re-discovered Pandora. No idea why. But I did. And I made a Cannibal Corpse station, because I&#8217;ve been listening to a lot of Cannibal Corpse since we announced that we&#8217;re sponsoring their Evisceration Plague Tour. And most of the stuff that came up on that station was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
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		<title>THIS CAN&#8217;T POSSIBLY BE REAL BUT IT&#8217;S STILL REALLY FUCKING FUNNY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/this-cant-possibly-be-real-but-its-still-really-fucking-funny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/03/this-cant-possibly-be-real-but-its-still-really-fucking-funny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hellhammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom G. Warrior]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31062</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Thanks: kenchan13
RELATED POSTS:TALKIN&#8217; TRIPTYKON WITH TOM G. (WARRIOR) FISCHERNORWEGIAN SUPER TEAMS TO STORM WACKENAN EXCUSE TO WRITE ABOUT TRIPTYKONTRIPTYKON&#8217;S ALBUM ART LOOKS PRETTY COOL FROM A CERTAIN ANGLEHAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU: TRIPTYKON GET A RELEASE DATE]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>FUCK YOU, MATTHEW FOX</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/02/fuck-you-matthew-fox/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/02/fuck-you-matthew-fox/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[L O S T]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matthew Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the haunted]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=30964</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so in all fairness, this isn&#8217;t really the L O S T star&#8217;s fault &#8211; but I don&#8217;t know the name of the graphic designer/marketing genius who did this, so I&#8217;m unfairly placing the blame with the dude whose face is on the cover. And if Matthew Fox thinks that&#8217;s unfair, I&#8217;m sure his [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>56</slash:comments>
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		<title>MARTY FRIEDMAN = KENNY G?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/01/marty-friedman-kenny-g/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/01/marty-friedman-kenny-g/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kenny G.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marty Friedman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=30902</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to longtime MS supporter and Mister Booze proprietor Hibernum for this shocking discovery. Have you ever seen Marty Friedman and Kenny G together? I think not. As further evidence, Hibernum posits that some of Friedman&#8217;s solo material is suspiciously Kenny G-ish. Not sure if I really hear it but I suppose there&#8217;s a case [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU&#8217;D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/a-product-so-useless-youd-swear-gene-simmons-was-behind-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/a-product-so-useless-youd-swear-gene-simmons-was-behind-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gene simmons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kiss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yngwie malmsteen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=30620</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it comes to putting his name on a product for a buck. The dude&#8217;s attached his likeness to everything from Mr. Potato Head dolls to coffee to toothbrushes, and he even attempted to sell his own kidney stone (no word on how that turned out). Mr. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>18</slash:comments>
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		<title>SEE MIKE PATTON&#8217;S PENIS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/see-mike-pattons-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/25/see-mike-pattons-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faith no more]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike patton]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=30700</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, the headline says it all. According to The PRP, Mike whipped out his Patton during a recent Faith No More performance in Australia. And since we&#8217;re equal-opportunity offenders here at MetalSucks, fair&#8217;s fair&#8230;
So, after the jump, have a look at Mr. Patton&#8217;s penis. Needless to say, it&#8217;s NSFW.

-AR
RELATED POSTS:IN WHICH WE DREW FOURALL MY [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>46</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE BEST SEVEN-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/19/the-best-seven-and-a-half-minutes-of-your-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/19/the-best-seven-and-a-half-minutes-of-your-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=30218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No, we&#8217;re not giving away a chance to sleep with Cristina Scabbia. As though you could even last seven-and-a-half minutes with her, Short Round.
What I&#8217;m actually referring to is the below video, sent in by longtime reader Saul Hudson. It&#8217;s just&#8230; incredible. I don&#8217;t want to give too much away because the less you know [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>34</slash:comments>
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		<title>ABBATH FROM IMMORTAL TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ZARTAN FROM G.I. JOE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/16/abbath-from-immortal-totally-looks-like-zartan-from-g-i-joe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/16/abbath-from-immortal-totally-looks-like-zartan-from-g-i-joe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[G.I. Joe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immortal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Zartan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
-AR
[Sent in by Nathan Werp via TotallyLooksLike.com]
RELATED POSTS:WANT A BETTER PICTURE? JUST ADD IMMORTAL!THE NY TIMES IS IMMORTALMETAL MOMENTS OF ZEN:  ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!LITTLE GIRL BLACK METAL SHENANIGANSIN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>WHO THE FUCK IS PROGRAMMING THIS FESTIVAL?</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/12/who-the-fuck-is-programming-this-festival/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/12/who-the-fuck-is-programming-this-festival/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tour de Force]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bachman-Turner Overdrive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behemoth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danzig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ratt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rick Springfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suicidal Tendencies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[w.a.s.p.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Watain]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the poster for this summer&#8217;s Sweden Rock Festival. You tell me what&#8217;s wrong with this picture:

Are people really like &#8220;Man, I can&#8217;t wait to see Slayer and Mastodon and Suicidal Tendencies&#8230; and Rick Springfield!&#8221;? Do we think there are a lot of Swedish Behemoth  and Watain fans who are also totally stoked to check [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>73</slash:comments>
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		<title>A JUGGALO&#8217;S GUIDE TO PARENTING</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/11/a-juggalos-guide-to-parenting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/11/a-juggalos-guide-to-parenting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad parents, along comes this piece of work to&#8230; well, just watch.

Can I call child services? I guess putting your kid in make-up isn&#8217;t illegal, but come ON, this baby is clearly fucked if we don&#8217;t get her into the hands of someone, anyone else ASAP.
Thanks [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>64</slash:comments>
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		<title>THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER&#8217;S TREVOR STRNAD TAKES A PAGE FROM THE SEBASTIAN BACH PLAYBOOK</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/09/the-black-dahlia-murders-trevor-strnad-takes-a-page-from-the-sebastian-bach-playbook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/09/the-black-dahlia-murders-trevor-strnad-takes-a-page-from-the-sebastian-bach-playbook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Black Dahlia Murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trevor Strnad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why would Trevor Strnad punch this kid in the face? That&#8217;s the only thing I can keep asking myself after viewing the below video, which The PRP posted last night:

I mean, it doesn&#8217;t seem like the kid did anything that warrants a punch, other than touch Strnad. But Strnad&#8217;s the lead singer of a metal [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>57</slash:comments>
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		<title>EMMURE BREAK OUT THEIR TINFOIL HATS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/04/emmure-break-out-their-tinfoil-hats/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/04/emmure-break-out-their-tinfoil-hats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Suarez</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scraping Genius Off The Wheel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emmure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Terror]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Emmure are currently rocking the fuck headlining the Mosh Lives II tour with Terror and a few Sumeriancore bands.  But their hectic schedule didn&#8217;t preclude frontman Frankie Palmieri from sitting down with Hardtimes.ca to talk such humdrum interview topics as illegal downloading, independent record labels, advice for new bands, the existence of extraterrestrial life [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>111</slash:comments>
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		<title>WITH A NAME LIKE &#8220;METALYMPICS&#8221; THIS EVENT SHOULD BE WAY COOLER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/04/with-a-name-like-metalympics-this-event-should-be-way-cooler/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/04/with-a-name-like-metalympics-this-event-should-be-way-cooler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the metalympics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When a headline about The Metalympics on SMNnews.com flashed across my RSS reader I got very excited. Dino Cazares takes on Kirk Windstein in a hot-dog eating competition. Devin Townsend squares off against Frank Mullen in a battle to determine once and for all who talks the best between-song smack. Phil Lewis vs. Tracii Guns [...]]]></description>
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