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		<title>IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/12/in-which-we-hit-a-new-low/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we really do take after our namesakes; he loves to be out there among the people, partying like he might die tomorrow, and I am a grumpy, mean-spirited recluse. So expect lots of Axl crankiness next week.
In the meantime, here are some things that happened this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/03/05/in-which-we-were-too-metal-for-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=31345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader Ashley sent in some epic photos of herself in a MetalSucks hoodie and not very much else, I predicted we&#8217;d get an identical pic from a wise-ass dude by the end of the week. Nope. Either no one thought of it, or no one had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH EVERYONE GOT SICK</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/19/in-which-everyone-got-sick/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/19/in-which-everyone-got-sick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vince brought the shits back with him from Egypt and in the past twenty-four hours I&#8217;ve been hit with a cold so bad that I&#8217;m probably gonna go to sleep right around the time I hit &#8220;publish&#8221; for this post. So before I pass out, here&#8217;s a run-down of what we did while Vince was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WERE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/12/in-which-we-were-better-late-than-never/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/12/in-which-we-were-better-late-than-never/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=29911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well I had a heckuva afternoon, what with a horde of Veil of Maya fans all e-mailing me at once to express their upset that VOM&#8217;s new song wasn&#8217;t up at the time we said it would be. But it&#8217;s up now, and we think that the track, &#8220;Namaste&#8221; &#8211; not &#8220;Dexter,&#8221; as our stupid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/05/in-which-we-learned-how-to-speak-french/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/05/in-which-we-learned-how-to-speak-french/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=29364</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My car just got towed and I&#8217;m pissed. Really fucking pissed. One side effect of being a pantsless blogger is that sometimes you get a little comfortable and forget to do things like move your car when you&#8217;re supposed to (and I swear, I didn&#8217;t poke any smot today!). Before I go pay $185 to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE LOST A GREAT WRITER, A GREAT HISTORIAN, AND A GREAT MIDGET ACTRESS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/29/in-which-we-lost-a-great-historian-a-midget-actress-and-a-great-writer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/29/in-which-we-lost-a-great-historian-a-midget-actress-and-a-great-writer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=28821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Howard Zinn, Zelda Rubinstein, and J.D. Salinger all died within twenty-four hours of another. That&#8217;s crappy on all fronts, but right now I&#8217;d like to concentrate on Salinger.
On the one hand, it&#8217;s very sad that he&#8217;s dead because I happen to think he was a brilliant writer; on the other hand, it&#8217;s not like he&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE BROKE DOWN THE BREAKDOWN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/22/in-which-we-broke-down-the-breakdown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/22/in-which-we-broke-down-the-breakdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=28337</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright, so Vince is back Tuesday, which means the balance between light and dark should be restored here at the MetalSucks Mansion. What Vince doesn&#8217;t know is that I had Higgins make some&#8230; adjustments to Vince&#8217;s wing. Let&#8217;s just say I wouldn&#8217;t be sitting on the shitter when ya flush it, Vinnie. BWA-HA-HA!!!
Here&#8217;s what we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/15/in-which-we-shot-our-unborn-child-in-the-foot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/15/in-which-we-shot-our-unborn-child-in-the-foot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=28013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally start to get back into the swing of things. Here are some highlights from this week:

Vince got an exclusive interview with Obituary/ex-Andrew W.K. drummer Donald Tardy about the AWK conspiracy mystery. We also spoke to Richard Christy and Pelican&#8217;s Larry Herwig.
We debuted new music by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WERE FUCKING HOSTILE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/12/11/in-which-we-were-fucking-hostile/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/12/11/in-which-we-were-fucking-hostile/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MetalSucks</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=25991</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we mentioned earlier today, next Thursday we&#8217;ll run the MS staffs&#8217; various year end lists. Of course, that means that the MS staff has to start turning them in now. And as we&#8217;ve begun the editing process, we&#8217;ve been reassured of what we already knew: opinions are like assholes. Everybody&#8217;s got one. But what&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE RESPECTED WOOD</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/12/04/in-which-we-respected-wood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/12/04/in-which-we-respected-wood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I feel fairly certain that a substantial portion of the people who leave comments on MetalSucks would be considered legally brain dead by most medical doctors. Having said that, I&#8217;m glad they read our website.
Here&#8217;s what happened in the world of metal this week:

We spoke to Darkthrone&#8217;s Fenriz, Iron Age&#8217;s Wade Allison, and Swallow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE GOBBLED TURKEY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/25/in-which-we-gobbled-turkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/25/in-which-we-gobbled-turkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re shuttering the Mansion early this week in celebration of the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday. Axl closed down his Annex hours ago, and I&#8217;m bidding farewell to the Vince Division as soon as I finish this here &#8220;Worst Week Ever&#8221; column. The Monkeys will have to make due on their own &#8217;til Monday.

Devin Townsend sold some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH DEVIN TOWNSEND SUCKED</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/in-which-devin-townsend-sucked/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/20/in-which-devin-townsend-sucked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week one of you accused us of being a &#8220;bunch of negative miserable fucks.&#8221; I can only assume that this person had never been to this site before, and was somehow unaware that it&#8217;s called &#8220;MetalSucks.&#8221;
Still, this was probably the best worst week ever, because:

Devin Townsend took over our site for a day!
We finally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/13/in-which-we-mouth-raped-our-legacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aerosmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alter bridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Damageplan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dimebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fear Factory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jerry fuchs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Perry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pantera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steven tyler]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened to me. I mean, the night is young so shit could still go horribly awry I suppose, but all in all, I had a pretty good day &#8211; nay, I had a pretty good week. If only the same could be said for the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE BOUGHT A PENIS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/in-which-we-bought-a-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/11/06/in-which-we-bought-a-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brian cook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hypocrisy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Broadrick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[katatonia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Liv Kristine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[otep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Tägtgren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[russian circles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[These Arms are Snakes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit. I wasn&#8217;t even out that late last night, but for some reason I am just so tired today that it feels like nothing is really happening. Am I really typing this? Did I really write something positive about Zakk Wylde? Can I please just go to sleep now? I&#8217;m just gonna go to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/in-which-we-died-and-came-back-to-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/30/in-which-we-died-and-came-back-to-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Between the Buried and Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bison B.C.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Biscuits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan And]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danzig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earache]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[goatwhore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horse the band]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jodis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jucifer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mudvayne]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is Halloween. This is great news, because it means that come Sunday (or Monday) people will finally fucking stop talking about Halloween. So sick of it already. When did I become so curmudgeonly? I&#8217;m gonna make a hell of an old man. Here&#8217;s what went down this week:

Danzig drummer Chuck Biscuits died. Oh wait, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/in-which-we-got-fed-through-the-teeth-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/23/in-which-we-got-fed-through-the-teeth-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ancestors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Mikhail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Attack! Attack!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chimaira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[converge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dallas coyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave mustaine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eyal Levi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jason Pace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kowloon Walled City]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hunter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[megadeth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike "Gunface" McKenzie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick Burham]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Red Chord]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a lyric in the song &#8220;Hour of Rats&#8221; from Fed Through the Teeth Machine, the album by The Red Chord, and this particular lyric has really taken hold in my brain as of late: &#8220;WE&#8217;VE KNOWN EACH OTHER TOO LONG TO BE FRIENDS.&#8221; What a simple, beautiful statement that I can 110% relate to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/16/in-which-we-had-the-universe-in-our-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/16/in-which-we-had-the-universe-in-our-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arch enemy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arsis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baroness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BRENDON SMALL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[converge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dallas coyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dethklok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doc Coyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exodus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eyal Levi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God Forbid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gojira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horse the band]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hunter Hunt-Hendrix]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immortal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jacob Bannon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[javelina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Duplantier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lamb of God]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liturgy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metalocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mutiny within]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oceano]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sigh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skeletonwitch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Devin Townsend Project]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, we cried, we fired someone, we rocked out with our cocks out. Here&#8217;s a rundown of the highlights:

We debuted a new song by The Devin Townsend Project, a new video by Skeletonwitch, a new song by Javelina, and the cover art for Sigh&#8217;s new album.
Horse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE EMBARKED ON A MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/in-which-we-embarked-on-a-magical-mystery-tour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/09/in-which-we-embarked-on-a-magical-mystery-tour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 Inches of Blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arsis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evile]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Exodus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eyal Levi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horse the band]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mutiny within]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steel Panther]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[white wizzard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was a fuckin&#8217; busy week, no? Either shit was crazy this week or I&#8217;ve really got to get outside of the MS Mansion more often. Here&#8217;s what went down:

We announced a Winter U.S. tour featuring four bands TBA, and we revealed them day by day via anonymous interviews. So far we&#8217;ve revealed Mutiny Within, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH OUR DAD WON US SOME PENGUINS IN A POKER GAME</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/in-which-our-dad-won-us-some-penguins-in-a-poker-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/25/in-which-our-dad-won-us-some-penguins-in-a-poker-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dallas coyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[every time i die]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eyal Levi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God Forbid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gojira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insane clown posse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Juggalos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metallica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[periphery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Monday (actually sun down Sunday, but whatever) is Yom Kippur, which is the Jewish day of repentance. As you can imagine, I have a lot to repent for, so I won&#8217;t be doing any writing. Vince may or may not be here to give all the goy their bored-at-work dose of entertainment.
In the meantime, here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WHIPPED OUT OUR BRASS KNUCKLES</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/19/in-which-we-whipped-out-our-brass-knuckles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/19/in-which-we-whipped-out-our-brass-knuckles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Week Ever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Eatsa! Last night Axl and I let our Worst Week Ever duties fall to the wayside in favor of drinking ourselves silly and gorging ourselves at the annual San Gennaro festival in Little Italy. The menu for me: Mozzarepa, a giant rice ball (with meat and peas), part of a Brociola, a hot Italian sausage [...]]]></description>
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