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		<title>IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/10/in-which-we-suffered-traumatic-anal-devastation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;re wondering, I was lying when I said I was having a wisdom tooth removed by an oral surgeon. In fact, I simply traveled to Spain, where I had the tooth knocked out by a pizza boomerang. Here&#8217;s some other shit we did this week: We debuted new music by Terrorizer and Seas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE TATTOOED OUR FACE PAINT ON OUR FACE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/02/03/in-which-we-tattooed-our-face-paint-on-our-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via The Chive, in case the logo didn&#8217;t make that clear Can someone please try the above but with metal? I don&#8217;t really care if it&#8217;s death metal or power metal or whatever, just make sure you film it and send it to me. Also, don&#8217;t get arrested. Thanks. ANYWAY, here&#8217;s some shit we did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH AXL PERFORMED HIS CIVIC DUTY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/27/guitar-swing-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Axl wore his most vile death metal shirt in an attempt to avoid being selected as a juror in this great City of New York, but lo and behold, his plan backfired and he was chosen anyway. So it&#8217;s been the Vince party over here since Wednesday with plenty of help from all of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE MADE OUR FIRST HARDCORE SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/20/in-which-we-made-our-first-hardcore-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Topless Robot I would give anything for that to be the actual James Bond theme music from now on, wouldn&#8217;t you? ANYWAY, here&#8217;s some shit we did this week: We spoke to Neige from Alcest and SL from The Devil&#8217;s Blood. Lazarus A.D.&#8217;s Jeff Paulick got pissed the Packers losing. We checked out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WERE DTRAP</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/13/in-which-we-were-dtrap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! Have you guys signed up for our new e-mail list yet? If not, you can, and should, do so above. You&#8217;ll get occasional updates from the MS Mansion with breaking stories, special features, exclusive premieres, etc., delivered right to your inbox. Don&#8217;t worry, we won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE BID FAREWELL (TO HOWARD JONES)(JUST FROM KILLSWITCH ENGAGE. NOT FROM LIFE OR WHATEVER.)</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/06/in-which-we-bid-farewell-to-howard-jonesjust-from-killswitch-engage-not-from-life-or-whatever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Badass Digest Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Hey! We have a brand new email list! Sign up above for occasional updates from the MS Mansion with breaking stories, special features, exclusive premieres, etc, delivered right to your inbox. Don&#8217;t worry, we won&#8217;t spam you &#8212; expect a newsletter-type of situation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE SHUTTERED UP THE MANSION FOR THE REST OF 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/16/in-which-we-shuttered-up-the-mansion-for-the-rest-of-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[video via Metal Insider Today is the last day of regular posting on MetalSucks for the remainder of the year. We&#8217;ll still have some posts now and then &#8212; our annual Heavy Metal Hanukkah contest starts next week, we might have a series of cool new guest blogs from an old friend for you, and, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST WEEK EVER: IN WHICH OUR NAME WAS RICK PERRY, AND WE APPROVED THIS MESSAGE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/09/worst-week-ever-in-which-our-name-was-rick-perry-and-we-approved-this-message/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(from Unpopular Opinion Rick Perry) Whew, what a week. I don&#8217;t know where you all are, but here in NYC it&#8217;s 5pm and it&#8217;s already been completely dark outside for a while. FML. Here&#8217;s what happened this week: Corey discovered that our &#8220;Best of 2011&#8243; lists weren&#8217;t as bad as you thought they were with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST YEAR EVER: ALL OF OUR 2011 YEAR-END SHIT IN ONE PLACE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/12/02/worst-year-ever-all-of-our-2011-year-end-shit-in-one-place/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 22:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MetalSucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, now, no need to worry &#8212; we&#8217;ll still be posting on a regular basis until December 16. We just thought it might be convenient for you guys to have all of our awesome year-end coverage gathered in one place. So if you haven&#8217;t checked out all the lists yet, well&#8230; have at &#8216;im! And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE BROKE OUT EARLY TO EAT SOME TURKEY N&#8217; SHIT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/23/in-which-we-broke-out-early-to-eat-some-turkey-n-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. So we&#8217;re leaving the MetalSucks Mansion now. We&#8217;ll be back Monday, at which point we&#8217;ll make it up to you with some very special posts&#8230; honest Injun! &#8216;Til then, here&#8217;s some shit we did this week: We spoke to The Brothers Duplantier from Gojira about their new album, signing with Roadrunner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE ENJOYED SOME GOGURT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/18/in-which-we-enjoyed-some-gogurt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Badass Digest Dj Slashba &#8212; noun &#8211; 1. A temp. 2.  A fill-in, placeholder. 3. A pretender to the throne. 4. Someone who keeps an unlit cigarette dangling from lips. 5. A retard. Props to our friend Nick for teaching us a new term. Here&#8217;s some shit we did this week: We got a tour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE RESPONDED TO THE RESPONSE TO THE RESPONSE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/11/in-which-we-responded-to-the-response-to-the-response/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=77102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe we shoulda called it MetaSucks? ANYWAY, here&#8217;s some shit we did this week: The Austerity Program&#8217;s Justin Foley responded to Dr. Katrina McFerran&#8217;s study on teens, depression, and music. Then Dr. McFerran responded to Justin&#8217;s response. Then Justin responded to McFerran&#8217;s response to his response. Then I went permanently cross-eyed. We debuted new music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE WERE AT A METAL FESTIVAL THAT SUCKS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/04/in-which-we-were-at-a-metal-festival-that-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 21:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=76567</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Normally we&#8217;d do a &#8220;Worst Week Ever&#8221; column here, where we run down the week&#8217;s top stories. But we can&#8217;t today, because literally, right this second, as this was published, the doors opened for this: And the first band starts in thirty minutes. So! For the last time: IF YOU LIVE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE HAILED GENOCIDE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/28/in-which-we-hailed-genocide/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/28/in-which-we-hailed-genocide/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=75876</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was fifteen years old, I had to sneak out of my parents&#8217; house on a Friday night to go see GWAR and the Misfits play a Halloween show. Then I had to conceal my clothing from my parents, seeing as it was, y&#8217;know, soaked in blood, urine, and semen. Here we are all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE MET A GIRL NAMED LULU</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/21/in-which-we-met-a-girl-named-lulu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/21/in-which-we-met-a-girl-named-lulu/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 21:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re reading this now and you live in/around NYC, it&#8217;s not too late to come drink FREE BEER (from 6-7pm) and party with us as Skeletonwitch, Kvelertak, Barn Burner, Turbid North and Battlecross melt faces at the 2011 MetalSucks / Metal Injection / 1000 Knives CMJ Showcase! And two weeks from this very moment, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH REMINDED YOU THAT YOU COULD BE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON WITH RICHARD CHRISTY RIGHT NOW</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/14/in-which-reminded-you-that-you-could-be-at-new-york-comic-con-with-richard-christy-right-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 21:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friendly reminder: as of RIGHT THIS SECOND, the legendary Richard Christy from Death, Iced Earth, Control Denied, and, oh yeah, The Howard Stern Show, is at the MetalSucks/Vertebrae 33  booth at New York Comic Con signing copies of Charred Walls of the Damned&#8216;s ridiculously rocking new album, Cold Winds on Timeless Days, which is out NOW on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE CELEBRATED REIGN IN BLOOD&#8216;S 25TH ANNIVERSARY</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/in-which-we-celebrated-reign-in-bloods-25th-anniversary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/07/in-which-we-celebrated-reign-in-bloods-25th-anniversary/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 21:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy birthday, Reign in Blood! We love you. You don&#8217;t sound a day over one. Here&#8217;s some other things that happened this week which are worth celebrating: We started the countdown to The Metal Suckfest. We debuted new music by Immolation and a new video by Early Graves. Devin Townsend and Textures&#8217; Jochem Jacobs and Bart Hennephof took [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE NO LONGER FELT POWERLESS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/30/in-which-we-no-longer-felt-powerless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 21:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=73498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, clearly, Mark Hunter wins V.I.P. of the week, and probably the month, and possibly the year for his exploits on Twitter this week. So for the third and final time, I encourage you to follow him and if you have a question, ask it. &#8216;Cause, holy shit, I dunno if you guys realize how amazing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE CAUGHT BIG FOUR FEVER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/16/in-which-we-caught-big-four-fever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via WWTDD So much of this week ended up being devoted to the Big Four that I honestly don&#8217;t wanna think about any of those bands again for at least the remainder of the year. So to wrap this shit up, here&#8217;s everything Big Four-related we did this week: We live snarked the Big Four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IN WHICH WE DESCENDED INTO KHAOS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/09/in-which-we-descended-into-khaos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/09/09/in-which-we-descended-into-khaos/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I meant to remind you guys yesterday but I&#8217;m a dick so I forgot &#8212; Arch Enemy&#8217;s North American Khaos Tour, which we here at MetalSucks are very proudly co-presenting, is now underway! I&#8217;ve been trying to find fan-filmed footage from last night&#8217;s kickoff show in Baltimore to no avail, but I hear the concert [...]]]></description>
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