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		<title>CONTEST: DESIGN THE ARTWORK FOR BYZANTINE&#8217;S NEW ALBUM</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/contest-design-the-artwork-for-byzantines-new-album/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/contest-design-the-artwork-for-byzantines-new-album/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MetalSucks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Contests]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Byzantine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As you&#8217;ve no doubt heard, Byzantine are back; our favorite West Virginian metallers reunited two years after breaking up immediately following the release of Oblivion Beckons, launched a successful Kickstarter campaign this past winter to fund their new album, then signed to start-up label Gravedancer Records to release it. And now they&#8217;re giving you, their fans, a chance to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE WORST SLAYER TATTOO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/the-worst-slayer-tattoo-in-the-history-of-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/the-worst-slayer-tattoo-in-the-history-of-ever/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What the fuck??]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad tattoos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slayer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This one pretty much speaks for itself. I wonder which cost more, this tattoo or its inevitable laser removal procedure? Either way, dude could really use a Slayer yarmulke to match his ink. -VN [via Metal Injection]]]></description>
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		<title>EVEN THE FACELESS&#8217; MICHAEL KEENE CAN&#8217;T SAVE BORGORE&#8217;S HORRIBLE MUSIC</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/even-the-faceless-michael-keene-cant-save-borgores-horrible-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/even-the-faceless-michael-keene-cant-save-borgores-horrible-music/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 20:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Asaf Borger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[borgore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Keene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Faceless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So last year Sumerian signed dubstep artist Asaf Borger, better known as &#8220;Borgore,&#8221; and after the announcement was made, I never thought about it again because, y&#8217;know, fuck dubstep. So I basically completely forgot all about Borgore&#8230; &#8230;until a friend sent me the below videos this morning, of The Faceless&#8217; Michael Keene performing with Borgore on some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN DUDEBRO CHUGS A BEER IN 3 SECONDS FLAT TO AN IRON SAVIOR SONG</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/when-dudebro-chugs-a-beer-in-3-seconds-flat-to-an-iron-savior-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/when-dudebro-chugs-a-beer-in-3-seconds-flat-to-an-iron-savior-song/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral Vomit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iron savior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the metal madman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When all of humanity has been obliterated from Earth, aliens are going to discover our planet far into the future, figure out how to extract data from our old hard drives and servers and discover what a bunch of morons we all were. Come to think of it, aliens are probably monitoring our communications systems [...]]]></description>
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		<title>REVIEW: SIX FEET UNDER&#8217;S UNDEAD IS ONE OF THE SURPRISES OF THE YEAR</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/review-six-feet-unders-undead-is-one-of-the-surprises-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/review-six-feet-unders-undead-is-one-of-the-surprises-of-the-year/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mad Sourman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cannibal Corpse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chimaira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Barnes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Talley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Arnold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Six Feet Under]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After almost two decades, vocalist Chris Barnes has put together his ideal line-up for his post Cannibal Corpse blood-and-butter, Six Feet Under. While the band&#8217;s latest album, Undead, arrived in my inbox flagged with a red exclamation point for skepticism, it has remained on my playlist. Somehow. My life the last few weeks has been a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JASON BIELER STOPS KICKING SAIGON, STARTS STRETCHING OWLS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/jason-bieler-stops-kicking-saigon-starts-stretching-owls/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/jason-bieler-stops-kicking-saigon-starts-stretching-owls/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jason Bieler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Owl Stretching]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saigon kick]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92319</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The name Jason Bieler oughta mean something to you: not only was he the guitarist for Saigon Kick &#8212; a band who will always have a very special place in the hearts of myself and Vince &#8212; but he went on to co-found Bieler Bros. Records (with his brother, Aaron &#8212; thus the name, duh), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SLASH STUFF</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/slash-stuff/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/slash-stuff/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Velvet Revolver]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92310</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While he waits to figure out whether or not Scott Weiland is really back in Velvet Revolver, Slash is putting the full-court press on to promote his new album, Apocalyptic Love, which comes out next week. First of all, the entire record is now streaming over at Rolling Stone. Despite the fact that I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RYAN ADAMS CLEANS UP HIS MOTHERFUCKING BRICKS WITH AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF DANZIG&#8217;S &#8220;MOTHER&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/ryan-adams-cleans-up-his-motherfucking-bricks-with-an-acoustic-cover-of-danzigs-mother/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/ryan-adams-cleans-up-his-motherfucking-bricks-with-an-acoustic-cover-of-danzigs-mother/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Not Quite Metal?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Danzig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan adams]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not-at-all-metal musician Ryan Adams&#8217; love of extreme music is not news, and the dude has already covered Iron Maiden&#8217;s &#8220;Wasted Years&#8221; and Alice in Chains&#8217; &#8220;Down in a Hole.&#8221; Now Metal Insider tells me that Adams has been doing an acoustic rendition of Danzig&#8217;s &#8220;Mother&#8221; at some of his recent European shows; you can listen to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOM CRUISE AND AUTOTUNE TEAM UP TO RUIN DEF LEPPARD, MAKE ME GOUGE MY EARDRUMS OUT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/tom-cruise-and-autotune-team-up-to-ruin-def-leppard-make-me-gouge-my-eardrums-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/tom-cruise-and-autotune-team-up-to-ruin-def-leppard-make-me-gouge-my-eardrums-out/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hair Metal Happy Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Def Leppard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rock of Ages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TOM CRUISE]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As we&#8217;ve reported before, this summer Tom Cruise will be appearing in the movie version of the Broadway jukebox musical Rock of Ages in an effort to dispel rumors that he&#8217;s a closeted homosexual. And while the soundtrack for the film doesn&#8217;t come out until June 5, a snippet of Cruise &#8220;singing&#8221; Def Leppard&#8217;s &#8220;Pour Some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST ELECTED TO GREEK PARLIAMENT</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/neo-nazi-black-metal-bassist-elected-to-greek-parliament/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/neo-nazi-black-metal-bassist-elected-to-greek-parliament/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[...And Fuck You Too]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Giorgos Germenis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Golden Dawn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naer Mataron]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ted Nugent]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92326</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m honestly not familiar with the Greek black metal band Naer Mataron, despite the fact that their last release, 2008&#8242;s Praetorians, was released on the venerable Season of Mist label. But their bassist, Giorgos Germenis (pictured above with and without corpse paint &#8212; without it, he looks kinda like Curly from The Three Stooges, no?), has just been elected [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CHILDREN OF BODOM BECOME CHILDREN OF BOSTON, COVER DROPKICK MURPHYS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/children-of-bodom-become-children-of-boston-cover-dropkick-murphys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/children-of-bodom-become-children-of-boston-cover-dropkick-murphys/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Children of Bodom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dropkick Murphys]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you fancy yourself some kinda metal tough guy, try going to a Dropkick Murphys show some time. That someone in the crowd isn&#8217;t killed at each and every one of these things is kind of baffling to me; their shows are friggin&#8217; INTENSE. So did the Celtic punk outfit&#8217;s nouveau classic &#8220;I’m Shipping Up To Boston&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE SALMON FISHING EXPEDITION EDITION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/show-us-your-metalsucks-the-salmon-fishing-expedition-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/show-us-your-metalsucks-the-salmon-fishing-expedition-edition/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Contests]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[show us your metalsucks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=90149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I AM SEVERELY JELLY of MetalSucks reader Marcus Przyborowski. Look at that salmon haul! I&#8217;ve done plenty of fishing in my time including a couple of salmon expeditions, but Marcus can throw a line in the water to catch these most delicious fish near his home in Sunnyvale, CA any time he wants, as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LEAST SHOCKING NEWS OF THE DAY: BILL WARD OFFICIALLY OUT OF BLACK SABBATH REUNION</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/least-shocking-news-of-the-day-bill-ward-officially-out-of-black-sabbath-reunion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/least-shocking-news-of-the-day-bill-ward-officially-out-of-black-sabbath-reunion/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[F-F-F-Feudin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reunion Mania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Ward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black sabbath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geezer Butler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ozzy osbourne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Iommi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92301</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From the &#8220;Well Who Didn&#8217;t See This Coming?&#8221; Department: Bill Ward has announced, via an incredibly lengthy statement on his Facebook page, that he will officially not be participating in the upcoming Black Sabbath reunion. Since contract negotiations between Ward and the rest of the band broke down more than three months ago (Ward actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOUNG AND IN THE WAY FRIGHTEN ME</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/young-and-in-the-way-frighten-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/young-and-in-the-way-frighten-me/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Young and In the Way]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92231</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Young and In the Way are scary. Like, really, truly scary, not fake corpsepaint scary; makes you wonder what happened to these fucked up human beings during their childhoods that made them the way they are today. I haven&#8217;t been as legitimately frightened by a band since I was 10 years old and saw this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GO FOR ULCERATE, GET THERE EARLY FOR SVART CROWN</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/go-for-ulcerate-get-there-early-for-svart-crown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/16/go-for-ulcerate-get-there-early-for-svart-crown/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tour de Force]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[svart crown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tombs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ulcerate]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ulcerate&#8217;s MetalSucks-sponsored North American tour, their first ever, kicks off this Friday in Philadelphia and we couldn&#8217;t be more excitebike! I&#8217;ve been peripherally aware of the band for years, but since my first real intimate Ulcerate lovefest came with 2011&#8242;s The Destroyers of All I was incredibly happy to hear from drummer Jamie Saint Merat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A VAN HALEN &#8220;SHE&#8217;S THE WOMAN&#8221; 7&#8243;!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/completely-unreadable-band-logo-of-the-week-win-a-van-halen-shes-the-woman-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/completely-unreadable-band-logo-of-the-week-win-a-van-halen-shes-the-woman-7/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 21:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[van halen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=92284</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Horns up for reader Rachel Lachterman, who correctly identified last week&#8217;s logo as belonging to the band Gurglectomy. Rachel wins a limited edition, two-CD set copy of Cradle of Filth’s Midnight in the Labyrinth! Congrats, Rachel!!! This week, we have another stellar prize for you to try and win: a 7&#8243; vinyl single for Van Halen&#8216;s &#8220;She&#8217;s the Woman,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID&#8217;S DOC COYLE: &#8220;THESE GUYS HAVE A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER UP THEIR ASS&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/hoop-logic-with-god-forbids-doc-coyle-these-guys-have-a-four-leaf-clover-up-their-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 20:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doc Coyle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Editorials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doc Coyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God Forbid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi ballerz and welcome to your MetalSucks Hoop Logic Round Two Preview! God Forbid guitarist/dashing stud Doc Coyle may have just wrapped a killer US tour with Overkill, Suidakra, and Diamond Plate, but it&#8217;s on with his NBA thinking cap and back to NBA work predicting the NBA post-season for you. But first, Doc pauses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NO ROOM FOR ROCKSTARS PEERS INSIDE THE WARPED TOUR MINUS THE SUNBURNS, STANKY ASS PORT-A-POTTIES, AND IDIOT TEENINJAS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/no-room-for-rockstars-peers-inside-the-warped-tour-minus-the-sunburns-stanky-ass-port-a-potties-and-idiot-teeninjas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 20:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Corey Mitchell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cinemetal Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christofer Drew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Forever Came Calling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Candelaria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kevin lyman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Posner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mitch Lucker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Never Shout Never]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stacy Peralta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suicide Silence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vans Warped Tour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Vans Warped Tour blows. At least that was my close-minded opinion of the traveling pop punk summer music circus that is still chugging along after nearly 20 long years of existence. Of course, I&#8217;ve never been to a single WT concert, so I&#8217;m just being a dick. However, after watching the new documentary, No [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE SHITSTAIN: FORGET MY SILENCE</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-shitstain-forget-my-silence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/shitstain-on-the-ass-of-the-shitstain-forget-my-silence/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axl Rosenberg</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Haterade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Attack! Attack!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Forget My Silence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miss May I]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right: I&#8217;m actually categorizing Forget My Silence as a class below our usual Shitstains on the Ass of the Universe. Why? Because in the first minute of their song &#8220;This is Only the Beginning,&#8221; they blatantly rip off Attack Attack!&#8217;s riff from &#8220;Stick Stickly&#8221; and Miss May I&#8217;s riff from &#8220;Forgive and Forget.&#8221; In other words, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FREE DOWNLOAD: A LIVE VERSION OF DEVIN TOWNSEND&#8217;S &#8220;ADDICTED&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/free-download-a-live-version-of-devin-townsends-addicted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/05/15/free-download-a-live-version-of-devin-townsends-addicted/#disqus_thread</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vince Neilstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[New Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[devin townsend]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that  on June 19th Devin Townsend is releasing a gignormous box set, By A Thread – Live In London 2011, containing four DVDs and five CDs of his four performances of the entire Devin Townsend Project suite this past fall? Of course you know; you&#8217;re MetalSucks readers. Devin&#8217;s label InsideOut Music has decided to [...]]]></description>
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