For the third year in a row, MetalSucks asked you, our beloved readers, to tell us why you hate the holidays in exchange for some cool prizes — and boy oh boy, did you guys ever let your anti-holiday vitriol flow. There were some great responses, but, alas, there can be only one winner — and that winner is Tyler The Scrooge, who posted the below outpouring of holiday hatred:

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Just ’cause we’re Jews doesn’t mean we can’t get a lil’ Xmas spirit in the MetalSucks Mansion! That’s why, for the third year in a row, we’re launching celebrating Jesus’ birthday in style, with our Antichrist Christmas contest. And this year, our pals at Relapse Records are hooking up the winner up in style with an awesome prize pack that includes the following CDs:

• Brutal Truth, End Time
• Zombi, Escape Velocity
• Indian, Guiltless
• Inevitable End, The Oculus
• Black Tusk, Set The Dial

Friggin’ sweet, right? Santa is jealous.

All you have to do to win is tell us why you hate the holidays. You can leave your answer in the comments section below, and make sure you register with a real e-mail address, since the winner will be contacted by e-mail.

Unfortunately, only readers who live in the U.S. are eligible. Because while Santa might have nine magic reindeer, all we have is the USPS.

All entries are due by New Year’s Day. We’ll announce the winners the first week of January 2012.

Good luck, and HO HO HO! MERRY ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS!!!

-Axl & Vince

Christmas may be long gone but we’re always in the Antichrist spirit here at the MS Mansion. We’ve finally chosen the winners of our annual Antichrist Christmas Contest in which we unload upon you, our loyal readers, the dozens and dozens of promo CDs and swag we received throughout the previous year.

This year we asked you to tell us why you hate the holidays. The winners are:

Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton, DD, Uber-Suckalo groverXIII and Gecko.

We won’t re-post their winning entries here because some of them are pretty long, but you can always go and find them on the contest entry page if you’re curious.

Congrats and enjoy!

Just ’cause we’re Jews doesn’t mean we can’t get a lil’ Xmas spirit in the MetalSucks Mansion. And since we have so many fucking CDs lying around that we don’t even want, it seemed like a good time to pass some of this shit onto you, our loyal MetalSucks Maniacs.

So here’s how it’s gonna work: we’re giving away four boxes full of CDs. We’re not sure of the exact amount of CDs – it’s basically whatever we can fit in a healthy-sized box. All you have to do to win is tell us why you hate the holidays. You can leave your answer in the comments section below, and make sure you register with a real e-mail address, since all winners will be contacted by e-mail.

Unfortunately, only readers who live in the U.S. are eligible. Because while Santa might have nine magic reindeer, all we have is the USPS.

All entries are due by New Year’s Day. We’ll announce the winners the first week of January ‘09.

Good luck, and HO HO HO! MERRY ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS!!!

-Axl & Vince

Just ’cause we’re Jews doesn’t mean we can’t get a lil’ Xmas spirit in the MetalSucks Mansion – also, Sammy O’Hagar keeps telling us we need to be equal opportunity offenders. And since we have so many fucking CDs lying around that we don’t even want, it seemed like a good time to pass some of this shit onto you, our loyal MetalSucks Maniacs.

So here’s how it’s gonna work: Vince and Axl are each giving away approximately one hundred CDs. I say “approximately” because, like we said, there’s so much shit here that we don’t even know how many CDs there are – it could be a little less than one hundred, it could be a little more. All you have to do to win is tell us why you hate the holidays. You can leave your answer in the comments section below or e-mail it to news [at] metalsucks.net with the words “Antichrist Christmas” in the subject line.

Axl and Vince will choose one winner apiece, and each winner will get a very special care package. We can’t tell you exactly what’s gonna be in said care package, but with around a hundred CDs in there, you’re bound to find something you dig, be it a band you already love or a new discovery.

All entries are due by New Year’s Day. We’ll announce the winners the first week of January ’09.

Good luck, and HO HO HO! MERRY ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS!!!

-Axl & Vince