OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like Y” posts have been a bit of a stretch. But holy shitnuggets, do you see that shit?? [sent in by metalgf via People]. I’m not sure whether to be elated or freaked the fuck out… methinks freaked the fuck out. If all else fails, Mary-Kate can always fall back on a career as an “elderly baby” in the eventual sequel to Ozzy’s “Time After Time” video. Maybe we can even start a petition to get Ashley to dress up as No More Tears-era beardless Zakk Wylde.

-VN