The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 1500 #25: MIKE PORTNOY (ADRENALINE MOB) February 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Viral Vomit 470 BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: KID PLAYS DRUMS ON STAGE WITH AVENGED SEVENFOLD November 23rd, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Whether you think Avenged Sevenfold are the best thing since […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 SYKES/PORTNOY: BLOCKING MY BLUE MURDER BONERZ? July 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Portnoy (left) with Tom Morello, John goddamn Sykes, That Metal […]
What the...?? 100 TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD June 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 500 HEY IT’S A PIC OF MASTODON WITH THEIR NEW PRODUCER May 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Is producer Mike Elizondo a weird match for Mastodon? Do […]
Tour de Force 350 TWO TOURS WITH NO DATES YOU MIGHT WANNA BE HIP TO: THE ROCKSTAR UPROAR TOUR + FIREWIND May 17th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I get kinda bummed when we hafta write about tours […]
Worst Week Ever 1030 IN WHICH WE APPARENTLY HAD TO TEACH YOU THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD “MODERN” May 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of course when you set out to make a list […]
Editorials 250 WATCH THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS “PEOPLE WHO DIED” MONTAGE May 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The Revolver Golden Gods Awards will air on VH1 later […]
Cinemetal 650 AVENGED SEVENFOLD’S “SO FAR AWAY” VIDEO MAKES NO F*CKING SENSE May 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the adorable video for Pantera’s “Cowbells Is My Name,” […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 3060 #23: SYNYSTER GATES (AVENGED SEVENFOLD) May 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Let’s pretend for a moment that Avenged Sevenfold don’t dress […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
New Stuff 520 AVENGED SEVENFOLD ARE “NOT READY TO DIE” (NEW SONG!) May 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It should surprise no one that Axl and I are […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: STILL RIDING THAT LIGHTNING April 27th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The Foo Fighters are #1 for the 2nd week in […]
Show Reviews 340 THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS WRAP-UP: THE LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW April 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Avenged Sevenfold and Vinnie Paul, “Mouth For War” Matt Cerone […]
Question of the Week 720 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS ELITISM IN METAL A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING? April 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
Viral Vomit 140 SYNYSTER GATES’ DAD GETS IN ON THE REBECCA BLACK/”FRIDAY”-MANIA March 22nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brian Haner, a.k.a. “Guitar Guy” or “Papa Gates,” is the […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Tour de Force 470 AVENGED SEVENFOLD TOUR: TO ATTEND OR NOT TO ATTEND February 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had a math tutor in high school who was, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 910 IS IT DUMB 2B ORIGINAL??? January 20th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I was thinking the other day about how some bands […]
Everyone's Replaceable 680 THE NEW DRUMMER FOR AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS, UH… WHO? January 20th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s an anticlimactic conclusion to a dramatic story. Avenged […]