An anonymous reader sent us the below, self-explanatory image; it’s allegedly real. (The teacher’s confusion about the answer is the funniest part.) And whomever this Fernando Diaz González fellow is, I guess I gotta give him props. I was a really lousy science student, but when I didn’t know the answer to a question on a test, I never thought “Fuck it, let’s just have fun with it” like this. Nice work, Señor González!

-AR

Okay so I know we’ve just about run this Big 4 shit into the ground this week, but this is so priceless I just had to share it.

My friend, who we will refer to here only as M.A., lives in Los Angeles, and is not a metalhead. But her boyfriend is — or, at least, he’s a fan of certain bands from a certain era — and so it was with some curiosity that she accompanied him this past weekend to the Big 4 show in California.

So I shot her an e-mail this morning to see how she liked the show. What follows is her response. As metal fan, you will most certainly appreciate all her observations about the show:

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