New Stuff 0 New Lyric Video from Paul Di’Anno’s Architects of Chaoz Inarguably Proves Gayness of Bruce Dickinson April 24th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a new daddy in town… a discipline daddy that’s gonna spank your behind!
This Sucks 0 An Update on Bruce Dickinson’s Battle with Tongue Cancer March 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Bruce is currently in recovery and has been touched by the love of Iron Maiden fans the world over.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Nicko McBrain: New Iron Maiden Album “Ready to Go This Year” February 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maiden’s latest offering will arrive once Bruce Dickinson is back “up and running.”
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Battling Tongue Cancer February 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Prognosis is “extremely good.”
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Bruce Dickinson’s Son Breaks Up Horrible Old Band, Starts Horrible New Band January 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The O’Doul’s to All That Remains’ Bud Light.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
\m/ 0 Celebrate Election Day with an Alice Cooper Cover by Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson and… Mr. Bean?! November 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. So this happened.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Music Dorkery 0 For Your Listening Pleasure: Here are Some More Isolated Vocal Tracks from Famous Metal Songs August 6th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out isolated vocals tracks from Ozzy, Dio, Dickinson, Halford, Hetfield, and more.
\m/ 0 Video: Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson Leads WWI Dogfight Reenactment July 31st, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Why? Because he can!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Did Iron Maiden’s Bruce Dickinson Just Take a Swipe at Paul Di’Anno? June 26th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Di’Anno self-identifies as a punk rocker, while Dickinson proclaims punk to be “rubbish.”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Heavy Metal Solo Albums By The Pound? January 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What other band should release a KISS-style cluster of unified solo albums?
Editorials 0 Metal Makes Everything Better November 12th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Thoughts on how even the most unbearable songs can be made awesome via metal covers.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Iron Maiden Vocalist Paul Di’Anno is Still a Bitter Homophobe October 8th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody PLEASE sew this prick’s lips shut.
Editorials 0 Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden Denies Manufacturing Drones for the U.S. Military September 12th, 2013 at 10:29am Axl Rosenberg In other news: did you know that Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden has been accused of manufacturing drones for the U.S. military?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Where Are They Now: These Awesome Ex-Bruce Dickinson Guys July 1st, 2013 at 3:30pm Anso DF Whatever happened to the former members of Skunkworks?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Death After Live June 14th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Ah, the live concert album: So many of them, so few worthy of your cares?