So I think that most of you understood that last week’s logo was not, in fact, a logo, but just an image from the below popular internet meme, which many of you have graciously e-mailed me about over the course of the past few weeks:

And while I appreciate that some of you attempted to supply an actual answer or a humorous answer (I especially loved Storm Smith’s response, Slipknot — a call back to a long-running CUBLOTW joke that culminated in 2009), there was no actual answer, or actual prize, for that matter. The whole thing was a gag, and my attempt to re-open the lines of communication with the members of Lake Bukkake, who haven’t spoken to us since abruptly canceling their Metal Suckfest appearance in November. Alas, it didn’t work — I haven’t heard a peep from the Bukkakers. But I do apologize to anyone who thought they might get a personalized LB song outta the deal. Bummer.

But, hey, guess what? This week, I really do have an actual prize for ya! Five CDs from the MS Mansion Archives. Pretty sweet, right?

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner, and announce his or her name next week.

This week’s logo was sent in by  Kindross. Thanks, holmes!

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Horns up for reader Adam Rosado, who correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Nuclear Dildo Squad. For his troubles, Adam wins a free t-shirt from Killer Brigade Clothing. Wear that shit with pride, Adam! Now you’ll have to beat the ladies off with a stick.

This week, we have a super-duper, extra-awesome prize for you. Lake Bukkake, in an apparent effort to make it up to us for their last-minute cancellation of their appearance at The Metal Suckfest this past November, hit me up to say that they wanted to participate in CUBLOTW, and they wanted to give away a very special prize. I suggested maybe a couple of their rare 7″s, autographed, but they wanted to do MetalSucks readers one better. So the winner will get a personalized, one-of-a-kind Lake Bukkake single. The band will write it for you, about the topic of your choice, record it, and send you a 7″, which will never be duplicated, ever. And in case that wasn’t awesome enough, you should keep in mind that this will be the band’s first officially released material since 1999′s  I Left My Heart in Lake Bukkake. So even if you hate the results, mazel tov, you own a major collector’s item, for possession of which Vince and I would happily fight you.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address.  ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner, and announce his or her name next week.

This week’s logo was suggested by longtime reader Mykee Shaffer, and it’s way, way hard. Best o’ luck!

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Congrats to reader John Davis (not be confused with that shitty singer from Korn)! He correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Congenital Malformation. For his troubles, John wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Yay John!

This week we have another terrific prize to give away: a free t-shirt from Killer Brigade Clothing! You are guaranteed to look stylin’ in one of these metal-friendly designs. So thank Killer Brigade for givin’ this shit out by going to their Facebook page and clicking the “like” button, won’t you?

ll you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, your address, and your t-shirt size. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS AND T-SHIRT SIZE WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner, and announce his or her name next week.

This week’s logo was sent in by Vaughn, and the answer is funny as fuck. Good luck!

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Congrats to reader Greg Marcy! He correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Mario Killed Pikachu. For his troubles, Greg wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Go go Greg!

But don’t be too sad if you lost — ’cause this week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner, and announce his or her name next week.

This week’s logo was submitted by the always-helpful Mr. David Foust…

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So I know we usually do CUBLOTW on Tuesdays and today is Wednesday, but guess what? I went through most of yesterday thinking it was Monday, and didn’t realize it was Tuesday until about seven o’clock at night. True story. So I apologize, and we’ll resume doing this contest on Tuesday afternoons from here on out.

ANYWAY, hats off of to reader Billy Nauman, who correctly identified the last unreadable logo of 2011 as belonging to the band Tyrannic Ethical Reconstruction. Billy wins a copy of  a copy of The Barghest O’ Whitby, the new EP from legendary doomsters My Dying Bride. Yyyyyaaaayyyy, Billy!!!

This week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner, and announce his or her name on Tuesday, January 10.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader Cody Long, and it’s… well, it’s completely fucking ridiculous, is what it is. Good luck!

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Congrats to readers Jason K. Zuehlke, Joshua Ray Jacobs, and Vaughn Fortier-Shultz; they each correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Parasympathomimetic Thrombophlebitis. For ruling so hard, each of these fine men wins a copy of Crows Into Swine, the new solo album from ex-Scar Culture vocalist, Pheroze. Enjoy the album, dudes!

This week we have another killer prize for you, courtesy of Peaceville Records: a copy of The Barghest O’ Whitby, the new EP from legendary doomsters My Dying Bride! You can watch a trailer for the single-track, 27-minute epic here. Then you can purchase the EP online in CD format here, or  or as a limited edition red vinyl here — or, of course, you can just enter this contest and keep yer fingers crossed that you win!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner when we return from hiatus on Tuesday, January 3.

This final logo was suggested by reader Aldon Miller, and it’s a great one. Hopefully it’ll keep ya stumped into the New Year…

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Horns up for reader Ben Wadler. He correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Tetrahydrocannibinol! He wins  five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. Congrats, dude!

This week we have another awesome prize for you: three copies of Crows Into Swine, the debut solo album from Pheroze, former lead singer of Scar Culture. Unlike his work with that band, Crows Into Swine isn’t metal per se, but it’s definitely rockin’, and catchy as hell, so you wanna check this shit out. You can get more info, including how to buy a copy of Crows Into Swine, on Pheroze’s official website — he’s already working on his next release, and planning a tour for next year. Of course, you can also just enter this contest and try to win a copy!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader Erick Sierra, and holy shit is it ever a doozy…

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Horns up for reader James Hajec. He correctly identified last week’s logoas belonging to the band Repulsive Excremental Crypt! He wins a copy of Cradle of Filth’s new CD/DVD collection, Evermore Darkly. Congrats, dude!

This week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was, once again, suggested by reader Cody Long. And not only is it hard to read, but it’s hard to see, period. So, y’know… you’re gonna hafta brighten your screen and really earn it this week…

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Horns up for readers Alexander Delvecchio, Laura Wells, and Ryan Gnieski; they each identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Cronical Diarreha, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of  The Distant, the new album from Archaios. Congrats, guys and gal!

This week, we have another awesome prize to give away, this time courtesy of the good folks at Nuclear Blast Records: a copy of Evermore Darkly, the latest release from the UK’s premier extreme metal antagonist, Cradle Of Filth (web page, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter). This CD/DVD collection features a brand new track, “Thank Your Lucky Stars,” a special remix of “Forgive Me Father” by Anthrax’s Rob Caggiano,  an extended rendition of “Lilith Immaculate,” tempered demo versions of three Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa songs, a special taster from Cradle Of Filth’s impending orchestral project  in the form of a reworking of fan-favorite, “Summer Dying Fast,” PLUS a documentary about CoF’s Summer 2011 tour, cheerily entitled You Can’t Polish a Turd… But You Can Roll it in Glitter, which includes band interviews, live performances, and all that good stuff. Pretty sweet, no? You can order the collection from Nuclear Blast, Amazon, or iTunes, or, of course, just enter this contest and pray to The Dark Lord that you win!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select three winners and announce their names a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by the current Unreadable Band Logo Suggester MVP, Cody Long…

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Congrats to reader Danny Aaron! He correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to every woman’s favorite romancecore band,  Anal Squirt Massacre. For his troubles, Danny Boy wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Enjoy ‘em in good health, Danny.

Today we have another awesome prize for you: three copies of The Distant, the new album from Archaios, which was recently released by Dark Canvas Records. You can check out an interview with founder/guitarist Eric Cruz, plus a stream of the song “Nightshade,” at Metal Insider. And once you’re convinced of its awesomeness, you can either purchase a copy here, or, of course, just enter this contest and keep your fingers crossed!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select three winners and announce their names a week from today.

This week’s logo was sent in by reader Cody Long. Thanks, Cody!

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Horns up for readers Jon Noll and James Whitonis. They each correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Sarcoma Fermentation, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of Set the Dial, the new album from the mighty Black Tusk. Crank that shit way fuckin’ LOUD, fellas!!!

This week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was, once again, suggested by reader  Erick Sierra. And they have maybe the best band name of any musical act in the history of sound.

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Congrats to reader Charles Madison. He correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Zagharos, and for his troubles, he wins  five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. Invisible oranges up for Charles!

This week we have another ridiculously great prize for you cats, courtesy of Relapse Records: two, count ‘em two, copies of Set the Dial, the new album from Black Tusk. The band is scheduled to destroy this Friday at The Metal Suckfest (tickets on sale tomorrow for just $25!), and I can’t even tell you how stoked I am to get to hear some of these new tunes live. So either get off your ass and order a copy, or enter this contest and keep yer fingers crossed!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader  Erick Sierra… thanks, Erick!!!

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Horns up for readers Stacey Heath and Storm Smith (coolest name ever?); they correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Battle Pig, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of Die Miserable, the anus-tearing new album from Fuck the Facts. Congrats, Stacey and Storm!

This week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was once again suggested by Josh. Thanks, dude!

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Hats off to reader Wayne Mendel.  He correctly identified last week’s logo as beloning to the band Astral Oath, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Enjoy ‘em, Wayne!

This week we have another ridiculously great prize for you cats: two, count ‘em two, copies of Die Miserable, the incredible new album from Canadian grindcore masters Fuck the Facts. I’ve been singing this album’s praises for months now, so hopefully you’re already dying to check it out; I can pretty much guarantee that it’s going on my year-end list in December. It’s really just a beast of a record, and it will make you feel like this. So either get off your ass and order a copy, or enter this contest and keep yer fingers crossed!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

We have a great logo this week, courtesy of reader Nikolai Gawin. Thanks, Nik!

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Congrats to reader Derrick McCray. He correctly identified last week’s logo as beloning to the band Disarticulating Extinguishment, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Hoo-ray, Derrick!

This week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by Josh, who is my new favorite person in the world because he actually sent me FIFTEEN logos. So expect to see Josh suggestions from now until the end of the year.

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Congrats to reader Mitch Parsons. He correctly identified last week’s logo as beloning to the band Fröstskög, and for his troubles, he wins five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Hoo-ray, Mitch!

And on a side note, I’d like to say it’s ADORABLE how many of you included apologies with your entries last week for not knowing how to type the umlauts in “Fröstskög.” For future reference, you don’t have to include any weird accents or symbols in your entries — if you just wrote “Frostkog,” I understood that you had the answer, and you were still eligible to win. But I appreciate you being so neurotic about it.

ANYWAY, this week I’m unloading another five CDs from MS Mansion Archives. So, yeah, enter this shit.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader Ian McClung… thanks, Ian!

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Okay, so first of all, I effed up. Last week’s logo belonged to the band Triste, a group I’ve used for a previous edition of CUBLOTW. My apologies. We’ve been doing this contest for going on five years now, and it’s hard to keep track. Sorries!!!

That being said, I’m still going to use the honor system and trust that reader Ken Osborn didn’t realize that when he correctly guessed the band. So he wins the five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. Congrats, Ken!

Don’t be sad if you didn’t win, ’cause we’re doing it again this week — winner gets five surprise CDs. But there’s bound to be something in there that tickles yer pickle!

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader Aldon Miller, and, yes, this time I’m sure I’ve never used it before. Please keep submitting logos, guys… I can’t tell you how much easier it makes my job.

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Congrats to the reader Rik Mayer and Maddie Rose. They correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Fine China Superbone, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of the new reissue of Cephalic Carnage’s 2002 release, Lucid Interval. Crank that shit, guys!

This week, we have another awesome prize to give away – five CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives. I can’t tell you what they are, but I can tell you that the winner will be one happy mofo.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select one winner and announce his or her name a week from today.

Thanks to Melissa Stern for suggesting this week’s logo…

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Horns up for readers Alan Jefferson and Julia Burton! They each correctly identified last week’s logoas belonging to the band Obtained Enslavement, and for their troubles, they each win a copy of the CD booklet for Soulfly’s Omen that has been signed by Max Cavalera and company. Yay for Alan and Julia!!!

This week we have another killer prize to give away, courtesy the nice folks at Relapse Records: two copies of the new reissue of Cephalic Carnage’s 2002 release, Lucid Interval. This new edition of the landmark album from the masters of hydrogrind came out today with new repackaging and a bonus track, which means that whether or not you already have it, you pretty much need a new copy — ’cause Cephalic Carnage really are just THAT cool. You can stay up to date with all of Cephalic’s activity by checking out their Facebook page, and then tou can order a copy of the Lucid reissue from Relapse here. Or, of course, just enter this contest.

All you gotta do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select two winners and announce their names one week from today.

This week’s logo was sent in by a reader named Joeri… thanks, Joeri!!! ‘Preciate it.

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Congrats to readers Eva Nemec and “Rod Bender” (LULZ). They each correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Nylithia — a group Vince has rightfully praised right here on MetalSucks — and for their troubles, Eva and Rod each win a copy of the CD booklet for Stone Sour’s Audio Secrecy that has been signed by the band. Cherish them forever, Eva and Rod!

This week, we have another awesome prize, again courtesy of the nice folks at Roadrunner Records:  a copy of the CD booklet for Soulfly’s Omen that has been signed by Max Cavalera and company. Pretty sweet, right? And we’ve got TWO of ‘em to give away!

All you gotta do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and your address. ALL ENTRIES WITHOUT AN ADDRESS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select two winners and announce their names one week from today.

This week’s logo was once again suggested by reader Melissa Stern… thanks, Melissa!

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