Tour de Force 850 THIS MUST BE THE WORST LINE-UP FOR A FESTIVAL EVER June 22nd, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Reader John Schwarz alerted us to the existence of the […]
Black Collar Workers 430 A LOT OF PEOPLE OWN THE BLACK ALBUM January 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg From Classic Rock: “Metallica still have the biggest selling album […]
Cinemetal 260 ALTER BRIDGE HATE THEIR FANS December 7th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So Alter Bridge have debuted their new video, “Isolation” (above), […]
Necessary Roughness 260 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: LEWIS AND POLAMALU BATTLE IT OUT FOR SHOWER PRODUCTS, ORTON IS STILL WEIRD LOOKING, AND SEVENDUST AND THE FALCONS ARE “ON TOP” December 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So, I’m giving you guys an open invite to my […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TRIED FOUR LOKO FOR THE FIRST AND LAST TIME December 3rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg At least, it was my last time. I feel like […]
Necessary Roughness 160 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: SCOTT STAPP CLEARS THE BENCH November 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I love T-giving!!! Tons of food, great family discourse fueled […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2110 WHAT IS UR FAVORITE HARD ROCK BAND??? November 8th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D There’s nothing I love more than the cock-smashing brutality of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 SCHMUCKY ERNA CAN’T EVEN APOLOGIZE RIGHT October 29th, 2010 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when Schmucky Erna […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SLAYER October 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, if you haven’t read Vince’s epic story about how […]
Editorials 3160 Down With The Sickness: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle Takes on Mainstream Metal February 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When it comes to music (and other things really), I […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Readers' Choice 720 SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULD BE NICE TO ALTER BRIDGE November 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously. Because every time Vince or I make a snarky […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 370 GOT SIX BUCKS AND AN EVENING TO COMPLETELY WASTE? GO SEE CREED November 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every now and then, something happens to make me feel […]
Reunion Mania 450 MYLES KENNEDY’S* NO-BULLSH*T TAKE ON THE CREED REUNION (*AKA OURS) April 29th, 2009 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein Fresh off the heels of the announcement that Creed will […]
Reunion Mania 160 THE CREED REUNION IS REALLY HAPPENING March 18th, 2009 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg Now I have no choice but to kill Scott Stapp’s […]
Viral Vomit 210 SCOTT STAPP TAKING A SH*T… January 30th, 2009 at 12:59pm Vince Neilstein … would sound better than Scott Stapp singing. -VN [Thanks: […]
What the...?? 200 METALHEADS ARE SUPREMELY F*CKED UP, DUDE December 4th, 2008 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Exhibit A: During the two-day black metal festival “Nidarosian Black […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]
Rampant Rumors 370 “IF CREED REUNITES, BLAME LED ZEPPELIN” November 3rd, 2008 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The Webernet rumor mill has been aflutter in recent weeks […]