The Deciblog nails it again. Because seriously, does Maiden really NEED three guitarists? Apparently so.

Here’s a sample:

2. Flight Attendant
Bruce Bruce can front the band, charter the flight and pilot Air Maiden, but he can’t do everything. Someone needs to serve Adrian Smith drinks when Steve Harris tries to sell him on the idea of adding Virtual XI and X-Factor songs into the set.

Be sure to read the comments (reasons #6 through #14) as well, which are equally as entertaining.

[The Top 5 Reasons Janick Gers is Still a Member of Iron Maiden @ Deciblog]

-VN