Punishing Pictorials 0 Forty-One Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Ten-Years-Old in 2015 December 19th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Fuck, we’re old.
Retrospective 0 Dream Theater’s Scenes From a Memory Turns 15 Years Old This Week October 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Reminisce with us and crank Dream Theater’s best album loud in celebration.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2014 September 30th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Hey dude! Just 50 new records and 5 new home videos, no big whoop. BONUS: What it means to have angst in your veins.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Full Songs from Meshuggah and Dream Theater’s Upcoming Live DVDs September 16th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein “Do Not Look Down” and “Strange Deja Vu.”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Most Metal Pink Floyd Songs of All Time August 29th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein One of rock’s most enduring bands is heavy enough for metal people. We have proof!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s a Video of “The Looking Glass” from Dream Theater’s Forthcoming DVD/BluRay Set Breaking the Fourth Wall August 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein PROG NERDS UNITE!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rode the Lightning August 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dream Theater, Meshuggah, Dragonforce, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
Metal Merch 0 Portnoy’s Complaint July 28th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He just LOVES it when you wear merch from Mike Mangini-era Dream Theater to his meet and greet.
Music Dorkery 0 This is What it Sounds Like When Dream Theater’s “Erotomania” is Played Entirely on Children’s Toy Instruments May 22nd, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Took Some Risks May 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re kidding. We wouldn’t listen to Risk even if it were free.
Metal Merch 0 The New Dream Theater Box Set is a Missed Opportunity May 16th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein 11 CDs. Why not vinyl?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Mike Portnoy Chimes in on the Queensryche Band Name Settlement May 13th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Admiral Bluebeard has plenty to say.
Music Dorkery 0 Samus Paulicelli of Decrepit Birth Covers “Dance of Eternity” by Dream Theater March 18th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Drum nerds gonna drum nerd.
What the...?? 0 Fun Trivia: Marco Minnemann Had Never Heard Dream Theater Before Auditioning for the Band February 20th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But maybe he shouldn’t have told them that?
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Mega Round-Up: New Videos from Korn, Dream Theater, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Death Angel, and More February 6th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg We got a lotta catching up to do!
...And F*ck You Too 0 The Grannies Grammys Metal Round-Up: Black Sabbath Win, Metallica Perform with Lang Lang, Jeff Hanneman is Forgotten, Trent Reznor is Angry January 27th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Jethro Dull.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Heavy Metal Solo Albums By The Pound? January 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What other band should release a KISS-style cluster of unified solo albums?
Tour de Force 0 Dream Theater Announce North American Tour for Spring 2014 December 17th, 2013 at 6:11pm Vince Neilstein The U.S., Canada and Mexico too!
Editorials 0 This Year’s Nominees for the B.S. Grammy Award for “Best Metal Performance” Are… December 9th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Amazingly enough, Attila was NOT nominated.