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Congrats to MetalSucks reader “In all seriousness,” who wins copies of Shai’s Hulud’s recent Misanthropy Pure, Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil for coming up with the following winning caption to last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest:

“Sarah Jessica Parker Bares All for Vanity Fair.”

Well said! This week we’re giving away another awesome three-pack from Metal Blade Records: Hate Eternal’s Fury & Flames, Soilent Green’s Inevitable Collapse in the Presence of Conviction, and another copy of Fate’s Vultures. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments. Get crackin’.

Congrats to MetalSucks reader Dave D. who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest to the picture at right with this timely gem:

“What Lars Ulrich used to fuck before he fucked over his fans.”

Dave gets Hail of Bullets’ Of Frost and War and Epicurean’s A Consequence of Design sent to him in the mail. I’d also lke to give a shoutout to Walker, who posted this extremely tasteless but no less hilarious caption:

“And a moment later he fell in Tommy Lee’s pool.”

I’m speechless. Anyway, this week we’re giving away a 3-pack of Metal Blade Records CDs including Shai’s Hulud’s recent Misanthropy Pure, Fate’s Vultures and Hatchet’s Awaiting Evil. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. The winner will be notified by email.