THE WORST ALBUM TITLE SINCE CHOCOLATE STARFISH AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER?
Monday, August 25th, 2008 at 2:29pm by David Bee Roth
Never in my life have I encountered a signed band that is so obnoxiously awful at choosing names. If one of your friends came up to you and asked you if you’d heard the new Heavy Heavy Low Low album, Turtle Nipple and the Toxic Shock, what would your reaction be? Now, I’m sure these boys are hoping that you’re the curious sort and will tell your friend “Wow, that’s so wacky, I’m gonna check them out,” but I’m hoping that I’m not the only incredulous asshole who will simply answer “That’s retarded, why are we even friends?”
