HEAVY METAL HORRORSCOPE: THE VIRGO EDITION
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 3:39pm by Fugazi Osbourne
Back in 1991, Overkill released an album called “Horrorscope.” 17 years later, the fine folks at MetalSucks have co-opted the title for something its regular readers have been clamoring for — “Heavy Metal Horrorscopes.”
Horoscopes are fucking stupid. There, I said it. Does anyone really believe that everyone in the world fits into one of 12 categories defined by the one-month period in which they were born? Then again, ‘what’s your sign?’ is an OK icebreaker, and if he or she is into astrology and lame pick up lines, horoscopes just might get you laid. Then again, probably not. So let’s get started, and remember — the stars don’t lie, but I do.
