Posts Tagged ‘(hed)p.e.’


WHAT IS UR FAVORITE CLASSIC NU-METAL BAND??

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm by

Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant (Emmure, Winds of Plague, Acacia Strain, etc.), the genre of nu-metal is all but dead. Once a nearly-unstoppable juggernaut of Kikwear pants, eyebrow piercings, and chinstrap beards, today it is but a dessicated husk, barely clinging to life. At its peak, nu-metal filled the airwaves coast-to-coast, but these days you’re most likely to hear it on a beat up boombox in the corner of a windowless basement printshop or third-rate auto parts store on the outskirts of town.

While the tastes of fickle music consumers may have changed, nu-metal has never sounded better. Many kids these days are too young to have experienced this unique genre the first time around, so I figured I would share some of nu-metal’s best artists that fly a little under the radar of current tastemakers — I’ll skip the big names that we all know (Korn, Kid Rock, Bizkit) and focus on the unsung heroes. And mark my words, you’ll see indie rockers ironically listening to hed(pe) within the next few years!

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LOTS O’ LAUGHS 4 DA WICKED

Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm by

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Having a bad day? Bored at work? Just in need of something to make you chuckle?

Then head on over to Noisecreep to listen to the new Hed(p.e.) track “No Rest 4 da Wicked.” I continue to find it hilarious/sad that the “progressive thinking rap metallers” (lolz! c’mon, Amy) started wearing wicked clown makeup once they realized that ICP fans were the one remaining audience group who’d accept them. But what’s up with the two dudes on the right? They ain’t down with the clown? Woot woot!

-VN

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(HED)P.E. HAVE A NEW VIDEO. LULZ!

Friday, December 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm by

Rejected by even the lowest also-ran nu-metal mooks, (hed)p.e. have sunken so far down to the lowest dregs of society that they’ve been drawn into the only scene left that will actually accept them; Juggalos. They’ve been touring with Psycopathic artists for years now, but somehow I missed the fact that they’ve now even resorted to wearing clown makeup. Wow.

I’m surprised this band is still even making music. This is awful. Thanks, SMNnews.com, for inflicting this pain upon me today.

-VN


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PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT (HED)P.E.?

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 1:54pm by

hed peSlow news day. Hangovers. Let’s fire up the ol’ nu-metal hate machine, shall we? Consider it our own less-witty version of the Decibot.

When it comes to D-rate nu-metal whipping boys, there’s really no better target than perennial suckmeisters (hed)p.e. Apparently encouraged by the rabid success of their “Heavy Hitters Tour” (no, unfortunately you don’t get to hit them), the band is putting out a new album on January 13th, a press release tells us. If one new (hed)p.e. album doesn’t satiate your fix for steaming piles of turd, January 13th is your lucky day: the band is releasing THREE versions of the same album, each with different covers and bonus tracks! Yowza!

I know you’re still aching for more…

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