Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Clapped Our Hands Said Yeah March 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week was a fair mix of perfectly awful news and perfectly awesome news, wasn’t it?
Viral Vomit 0 Clap Your Hands Say James Hetfield March 14th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Three minutes and sixteen seconds of the Metallica frontman screaming “YEAH!”
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
The Webernets 0 The James Hetfield Soundboard You Never Knew You Needed January 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein “Gimme Fue,” “Gimme Fai,” “Gimme Dabajabaza” and much, much more, now in easily clickable form!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Now You Can Make Fake Members of Metallica Fake Skateboard! November 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallicats character skins available for Tony Hawk’s latest videogame.
Cinemetal 0 James Hetfield Hearts Green Day! October 31st, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Metallica covers Green Day’s “American Idiot” at a New Orleans music festival.
Rampant Rumors 0 THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A NEW METALLICA SONG October 4th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Update, 12:40 pm: Mystery solved! It’s Evile’s “In Memoriam,” not […]
Br00tal-lists 0 ANOTHER GUITARIST LIST OVER WHICH TO ARGUE! September 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Oh, COME ON!” Gibson — yup, the guitar manufacturers — […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Cinemetal 0 HERE’S THE SET LIST FOR METALLICA’S 3D MOVIE August 29th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Metallica’s 3D concert film has now been shot. Hoo-ray. […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 METALLICA CREW MEMBERS DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIE AND BRICKS August 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Metallica’s crew hates James Hetfield because he’s a rich meanie […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: METAL OF METAL July 27th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ohai there MetalSucks reader! How’s your wang? […]
Rampant Rumors 0 METALLICA TO PLAY WWE SUMMER SLAM? June 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So as my headline clever suggests, word around the campfire […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE