As we approach the October 27 air date for the almost-guaranteed-to-be-glorious return of Beavis and Butt-Head, MTV will release more and more promos for the show; following last week’s uproarious trailer for the new season, the latest ad is the below clip, in which The Dynamic Duo “call” the residents of Jersey Shore.

I’ve seen some complaints online that B&B apparently won’t be watching many (if any) music videos anymore, but I find that criticism to be pretty, well, butt-headed. ‘Cause it’s missing the point: the music video “critiques” were really media commentaries, and that’s what made them so brilliant — not just the fact that they were funny as hell. And the truth is, MTV doesn’t air music videos anymore, and while you could have Beavis and Butt-Head sitting in front of their computers watching videos online, all creator Mike Judge would really be offering is a critique of niche media. In other words, for these two to be critiquing music videos in 2011 would really thinking way too small, and to claim otherwise is really to demonstrate how old and out of touch you are.

ANYWAY, enjoy this. October 27 can’t come soon enough.

-AR

[via Metal Insider]

Deciblog scribe Jeanne Fury claims to have seen the above men’s bathing suit in a storefront window in Asbury Park, NJ this past weekend. Do we believe her? I’d liken this statement in high fashion to Sergeant D’s Burzum clothing line if not for the fact that it came from New Jersey, the arsehole of America, and from the Jersey Shore above all (yeah, that Jersey Shore).

I’ve never worn a banana-hammock bathing suit before (these days I like board shorts), but for this gem it might be worth having my package bundled up for all to see. Because we all need a little Vinnie Paul in our bunghole.

-VN

I mean, the Osbournes are all pasty n’ shit ’cause they’re from the U.K. where there’s no sun, but otherwise, Snooki could totally be an Osbourne. I mean, look at that pudgy broad!

I mention it ’cause of this: unfortunately, pretty much the best part of any Ozzy show these days is the traditional pre-concert movie, in which Ozzy is semi-convincingly inserted into a scene from a famous movie or television show. (My favorite is still the one where Forest Gump offers Ozzy a chocolate, and Ozzy asks him, “Are you fucking retarded?!?”) And I guess part of the most recent pre-concert video is Ozzy as a cast member of Jersey Shore. Up ’til now, the longest clip I’ve ever seen of that show is that little snippet of Snooki getting punched in the face; having now a little more, I can understand why the guy punched her.

No, no. That’s not funny. It’s not nice to hit girls, fellas. Seriously. I don’t care what Sean Connery says. Don’t do it.

ANYWAY, Metal Injection has the video of Ozzy Shore, or Jersey Ozzy, or whatever. Check it out below.

-AR

In case you’re the one person in the world who hasn’t seen it:

Now, on the one hand, I would never advocate hitting a woman outside the realm of Cannibal Corpse or Pig Destroyer lyrics; on the other hand, holy shit that Snooki girl from Jersey Shore is fucking irritating.

Why are we talking about all of this? ‘Cause for some reason Snooki just interviewed Judas Priest’s Rob Halford and Scott Travis for MTV, and despite the fact that she is so brazenly a waste of space, Halford and Travis manage to get through the entire thing without being total douchebags and punching her. That’s called “self-control,” kids.

Watch the interview after the jump. It’s actually pretty funny.

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