The passing of Apple visionary Steve Jobs is not nearly as maddening as the Casey Anthony verdict (let’s get cereal for a moment: it’s actually incredibly sad), but the responses of the metal community via Twitter are just as lulzy! So, in the spirit of our own Anso DF’s Casey Anthony verdict vs. the metal people Twitter roast I present to you…

… THE METAL PEOPLE REMEMBER STEVE JOBS:

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Yep.

-AR

[via Topless Robot]

Every now and then you hear about a miracle. I’m not talking about, like, your dad surviving some emergency surgery or anything as circumstantial as that — no no no, I mean a true, honest-to-God miracle, like someone saw Jesus on their toast, or The Virgin Mary in their coffee. It’s moments like these that make you know there really is a Higher Power, and that life has some meaning to it after all.

Well, reader Michael LaGrow has experienced just such a miracle, and he even sent us photographic evidence to prove it. For Michael has a dirt stain on his wall… that looks just like Eddie. Check it out (click on the picture to embiggen):

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I don’t know if we got a press release for this and I saw the word “Korn” in the subject line and just deleted it, or if Korn’s people actually know better than to send us shit… but in any case, Blabbermouth has just brought it to my attention that bassist Fieldy has an autobiography coming out, the title of which is long and I am therefore not going to re-type (or even bother to cut and paste) here.

As you can see from the book’s cover, it seems that Fieldy is the second member of this band to find God. But only the first, at least as far as I’m aware, to actually equate his struggle with that of Jesus Christ.

To that end, after the jump we will explore the ways in which Fieldy and Jesus are both similar and dissimilar, in the hopes of figuring out whether or not Fieldy is, in fact, the Second Coming.

Also, we’ll look at an NSFW picture of Field’s sister’s nipples. Just because they’re there.

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