Blabbermouth (via Entertainment Weekly) reports that Spacehog vocalist/former resident of Liv Tyler’s vagina Royston Langdon (I feel like that name should be followed by the words “The Third”) is in the running to take Scott “I’m So Strung Out I Can’t Even Take My Coat Off Like a Big Boy” Weiland’s place as the new front man for Velvet Revolver.

In terms of brilliance, this is idea strikes me as being somewhere in between hiring Tripp Eisen to host your daughter’s bat mitzvah and fucking Tommy Lee without a condom, but, hey, everything $lash does is awesome, so there’s no need to worry… right?

Here’s a truly horrendous rendition of the GN’R classic “It’s So Easy” with Langdon on vocals and $lash on guitar:

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The luscious-lipped Liv Tyler (gee, wonder she got those from?) has announced her separation from her husband of five years and longtime boyfriend Royston Langdon, currently of the band Arckid but best known for helming ’90s alt outfit Spacehog. I used to see this dude on the street all the time, and I gotta tell ya, he really pulled a fast one on Liv and ended up with a sweet deal.

Here’s the video for Spacehog’s biggest hit, “In the Meantime.” Not metal, but an awesome song nonetheless, and the album from whence it came, Resident Alien, surprisingly backed it up with good tunes as I discovered when I bought it on an eBay rampage a few years back.

So anyway, dudes, Liv Tyler is available! Now’s your chance.

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[via Idolator]