FUCK YOU, INTERNET DORKS! PHIL FASCIANA IS KEEPING OUR STREETS SAFE!
Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergThis just in: Malevolent Creation’s Phil Fasciana is officially a douche turd.
Posts Tagged ‘Malevolent Creation’
WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE FROM MALEVOLENT CREATION?
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 at 3:46pm by Axl Rosenberg
I don’t actually know very much about Malevolent Creation. For whatever reason, they just never came across my radar. I mean, I’ve heard of them, but I guess I never came to that point where a friend was like “Dude, check out this band!” or whatever, ’cause I never listened to them. I have no opinion about their music one way or the other.
But y’all have been e-mailing us all week about guitarist Phil Fasciana’s claim to Blabbermouth about being the next Bruce Willis n’ shit. In case you missed the whole story, Fasciana e-mailed “the CNN of heavy metal” and claimed to have kicked some ass and taken some names after walking in on a convenience store robbery in Ft. Lauderdale:
METAL INQUISTION’S FREE ULTIMATE FLORIDA DEATH METAL MIX
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 at 3:53pm by Axl Rosenberg
Those uproarious chaps over at Metal Inquisition have compiled what they claim to be the Ultimate Florida Death Metal Mix (and, really, it’s tough to argue with them). The maverick known only as “Gene Hoglan’s Balls” writes:
“I love all kinds of death metal, but if I had to pick just one to listen to for the rest of my life it would be Florida Death Metal. And if I could only listen to one song from each of my favorite Florida Death Metal bands for the rest of my life I would come up with Metal Inquisition’s Ultimate Florida Death Metal Mix. If you’re a fan of Florida Death Metal, then you will love this. If you don’t know anything about Florida Death Metal, then prepare to be schooled.”
Fair enough. Lucky for all of you mavericks, copyright laws mean little to nothing these days, so the mix is avail as a free download. Get the full track listing and links to the download after the jump.
