HOLY SHIT, THERE’S A BAND CALLED CRYSTAL VIPER.

And they look and sound more or less exactly the way you’d expect a band called Crystal Viper to look and sound.

Plus, they’re Polish, and their singer’s accent is so strong that at first I thought she was, in fact, singing in Polish.

(I know what you’re thinking. Does this make me a stoned idiot, or make the singer unintentionally hilarious? To which I say: Can’t it be a little of both?)

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