Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox’


JENNIFER’S BODY: ANOTHER UNDERRATED CINEMETALLIC MASTERPIECE?

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm by

Jennifer’s Body was screwed before a single image flickered in public. The immediate reasons were twofold.

First, Karyn Kusama directed it. That would be that same Kusama whose gritty indie-film Girlfight was celebrated, but whose pricey, high fashion futurist Æon Flux was shredded by the studio and then released without reviewer pre-screenings. The press surveyed the carnage, located the person least responsible— ironically, Kusama — and promptly laid blame on her.

Around the same time, Diablo Cody was still flush with the out of the box success of her first screenplay, Juno. Was it time to knock the attractive ex-stripper down a few pegs no matter what she wrote? Yes it was.

So — deadset on consigning Kusama to the dustbin of one-hit-wonders and eager to loathe anything Cody crafted, the critics promptly lowered themselves to the occasion by trashing the hard-to-pigeonhole Jennifer’s Body on its release in 2009 for reasons that were united mainly by their inchoate ugliness. But later for what may have explained Body’s kneejerk drubbing.

For I am here to praise Cody/Kusama’s great film, which may have MetalSucks readers going, “What the fuck is Jennifer’s freakin’ Body release doing in the New York Times of Metal anyway?”

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MASTODON SCORING JONAH HEX FILM

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 11:36pm by

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I know that it’s way later than normal posting hours for us here at MetalSucks, but I just read this news and I find it so exciting that I had to get it up right away.

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THE SWORD WILL HAVE A SONG IN THIS AWFUL LOOKING MOVIE

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 4:30pm by

There’s some hype around Jennifer’s Body ’cause it’s the first film that stripper-turned-screenwriter Diablo Cody has written since she won the Oscar for Juno, which is one of those movies you either love or hate. But it’s from the director of the live-action Aeon Flux, which is a bad sign, and besides The Sword, the soundtrack is mostly hipster-douche bands I can’t stand. Of course, some people would argue that The Sword are a hipster douche band…

Anyways, it’s a slow news month, and any excuse to post Megan Fox looking all whorish pretty much the way she always does, right?



Jennifer’s Body comes out September 14. It takes place in a world where Amanda Seyfried is considered the ugly girl.

-AR