Posts Tagged ‘motionless in white’

LESSONS IN FASHION, AS TAUGHT BY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE

Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 3:33pm by Vince Neilstein

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Ever since discovering yesterday’s Shitstain subject matter Motionless In White, I’ve been borderline obsessed; I’ve watched the music video at least three times, as well as the video of their counterparts in suckitude, Attack Attack!. I’m fascinated; I just can’t get enough! There’s so much to be astounded and baffled by, and ENDLESS material to make fun of. Both videos have been making the Interwebs LOLz rounds rapidly. So I thought we’d take a look at the fine fashion sported by Motionless In White.

  • Side-swooped haircuts: Here’s a tip guys, take back all the hours of your lives you’ve spent flat-ironing your hair and try writing some original music.

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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 5)

Thursday, July 9th, 2009 at 12:30pm by Vince Neilstein

You know when Beavis & Butthead would flip to a video so beyond belief, so beyond the threshold of suck, that they’d just sit with their mouths wide open in disgust?

“Uhhh… uhhh… uhhhh…..”

Ladies and gentlemen: this video. Wow.

What’s worse, this band, or the fact that a whole slew of 14 year olds probably think these guys are so hard and heavy?

Uhhhh…..

-VN

[See also: Shitstain Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4]