I’m sorry, I just love this angel from heaven too much. This last vaguely-metal-related video is kind of amazing, because when it begins you think, “Oh, Neesa is gonna cover Pantera this time!”, but then she says “Not in this house!” (what does she have against Pantera, I wonder?), and instead does a vocal cover of… Seether. That terrible song with Ame Lee from Evansuckence. Oy.

I was kinda hoping her largely phallused boyfriend might join her to sing the dude’s parts of this duet, but, no, she does both parts. Thing is, when she really belts it, she’s actually only not terrible. (And by “not terrible,” I mean that she’s at least as good as Phil Labonte.) Amazing!

If you missed ‘em, check out Neesa’s covers of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars” and Overkill’s “Years of Decay.” The only word I can think to describe her talents is “divine.”

-AR

Because porn star Neesa’s vocal cover of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars” was such a smash hit yesterday, I thought that today we’d wind down with her rendition of Overkill’s “Years of Decay.” She comes across as even more fucknuts than she did in the last video… I don’t really wanna spoil any surprises, but do yourself a favor and watch the entire thing from start to finish.

I will tell you this much: She doesn’t just sing in this clip!

Pretty great, right? Well, I guess she thought she could do better, ’cause then she gave it another try! In her defense, she sounds better in this one; not in her defense, she didn’t give the mannequin’s head a cameo this time out. Bummer.

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And to answer your frist question: Nnnnooooo, it’s not Bobbi Starr.

Heavy Street‘s Sat tipped us off to the below video, of a porn star named Neesa doing the world’s worst possible vocal cover of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars.” Yep! Terrible YouTube vocal covers: They’re not just for dumb scene kids anymore. I guess she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention doing porn. It is such a niche market, after all.

In her defense, a bio on her blog — yes, she has a blog, and no, it’s not safe for work — tells me that she’s bipolar, and has spent a good deal of time in mental institutions. That means I probably shouldn’t be teasing her for making a video of herself butchering Megadeth and posting it on the internet. It also means that people probably shouldn’t be hiring her to have sex on camera, but that’s the thing about ethics — they’re slippery.

ANYWAY, I bet her boyfriend really appreciates her wearing that shirt in public.

-AR