MetalSucks

But thankfully Norwegian black metallers Pantheon I (of whom I’ve written about before) are around to keep things nice and misogynistic. Special thanks to “The Bondage King,” who’s thanked as such in the video’s ending credits, for providing the bondage.

The best thing here is actually the music, though; Pantheon I’s ripping brew of dark, powerful and progressive black metal is something I need a little more of in my life. They’re kinda like Keep of Kalessin without all the razor-straight blonde hair, both literally and metaphorically speaking if that makes any sense.

-VN

As Axl already told you, last night was a rager. Like, I probably didn’t need those last 5 Jamesons I was handed; maybe then I wouldn’t still be drunk right now. No worries, though — nothing a bacon, egg & cheese can’t fix!

Thankfully black metal is great for hangovers. Here are a couple of links that floated into the MS Mansion inbox lately that I’ve been digging:

CARACH ANGREN: http://www.myspace.com/carachangren

PANTHEON I: http://www.myspace.com/pantheoni [AJ Zink]

No descriptions necessary… just listen. Check ‘em out if you’re having a particularly grim morning.

I was dancing? FML.

-VN