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Last month we told you about Blood Into Wine, the new documentary about the winery owned by Tool’s Maynard James Keenan. The fascinating subject matter – both Maynard and the wine – combined with a cool trailer and the promise of cameos by Patton Oswalt, Bob Odenkirk, and some other famous people I care less about, suggested that this was, at the very least, going to be a fun movie.

Well, now it has release dates! The press release says that these are the “first nationwide screenings,” which suggests that other markets should get it soon. But that kind of decision often rests on how much money a film makes during its initial run. Which is my way of saying: if anyone sees this and it actually turns out to be good, please let us know, and please spread the word so that we get it here in NYC. Not be selfish or anything.

Release dates and locations after the jump.

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So not only does Tool’s Maynard James Keenan have his own winery, but someone made a documentary about it? How did this news completely escape me ’til now?

No matter. Blood into Wine, the documentary in question, is going to premiere at the W Hotel in Scottsdale, AZ on Feb. 19 at 7:00 pm. It will also see a limited theatrical release that same day, followed by a DVD release in the spring.

The process of making wine is actually pretty fascinating, but I’d be lying if I said my primary interest in this film isn’t getting a better glimpse of “a larger picture of the often reclusive singer,” as the press release promises. For all the times I’ve seen Tool and A Perfect Circle live and all the interviews with the guy I’ve read, I still don’t feel like I really know him. Of course, that’s part of Maynard’s appeal – in the trailer for the flick, he admits that “I’ve made a career out of not giving away the whole farm” – but I’d still love to try and get some kind of feel for who Maynard actually is. And the fact that Patton Oswalt, Bob Odenkirk, and some other cool non-metal peeps are all in the movie doesn’t hurt.

Check out the trailer by clicking on the image below.

-AR

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So there’s this thing on MySpace interview show now called Artist on Artist. If you can’t figure out what it is – well, get to a doctor, because you can probably be declared a legal ree-ree and get a handicapped sticker for your car or something.

ANYWAY, we’ve gotten press releases about these interviews in the past, and usually we don’t really find them worthwhile – personally, I couldn’t think of any possible celebrity combination more full of shit than Michael Moore and Tom Morello… until they got Chester Bennington to interview Nikki Sixx. Yeah, I’m sure those two had lots of interesting, totally non-self-involved things to say.

But now they’ve got an interivew with Maynard and Patton Oswalt, and that gets me pretty excited. Oswalt is, for better or worse, probably best known as the rat in that last Pixar flick – but he’s really a truly brilliant stand-up, who has a great routine about how “If you listened to metal in the 80’s, then you’re gay.” Which is probably true.

But I digress. Here’s Oswalt’s interview with Maynard… enjoy!

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-AR