Posts Tagged ‘Phil Fasciana’

FUCK YOU, INTERNET DORKS! PHIL FASCIANA IS KEEPING OUR STREETS SAFE!

Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

This just in: Malevolent Creation’s Phil Fasciana is officially a douche turd.

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WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE FROM MALEVOLENT CREATION?

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 at 3:46pm by Axl Rosenberg

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I don’t actually know very much about Malevolent Creation. For whatever reason, they just never came across my radar. I mean, I’ve heard of them, but I guess I never came to that point where a friend was like “Dude, check out this band!” or whatever, ’cause I never listened to them. I have no opinion about their music one way or the other.

But y’all have been e-mailing us all week about guitarist Phil Fasciana’s claim to Blabbermouth about being the next Bruce Willis n’ shit. In case you missed the whole story, Fasciana e-mailed “the CNN of heavy metal” and claimed to have kicked some ass and taken some names after walking in on a convenience store robbery in Ft. Lauderdale:

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