MetalSucks

Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But when I could pry myself away for a few moments, this is what I focused on:

• Proto-jazz-metallers Intronaut released an artsy new video, as did Protest the Hero and Dir En Grey.
• We interviewed Brother Von Doom.
• Ozzy may be pretty good at shilling for Samsung phones these days, but we still like him better the old way.
• Arsis did some member-swapping. Yes, again.
• We reviewed new releases from The Faceless, The Bronx, and a bunch of awesome bands on Prosthetic Records.
• We contemplated the prospect of new releases by Carcass, Napalm Death and Down.

Party it up, it’s the weekend. See you next Tuesday Monday.

I am bat-shit obsessed with this Puppy Cam. I’ve literally had it open in a tab in my browser for days now (apparently 14,858 people do too) and I check it hourly. Currently two of the puppies are scrapping with each other. Earlier, momma came in and they all fed from her teets, and right after that we saw the legs of the man who must be the owner. Mostly they just lie there, sleeping, looking adorably cute.

ANYWAY, hows about we counteract the Puppy Cam with some metal? This is possibly one of the finest metal moments ever put to video. Ever.

First commenter to relate the stroking of the glass to the stroking of something else gets banned.

-VN