A “MIDDLE FINGER UP” FOR BLUE FELIX, MY NEW LEAST FAVORITE BAND
Friday, November 19th, 2010 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergI’d never heard of Blue Felix before a couple of days ago; I’d wager almost no one had heard of ‘em. But Slipknot’s Sid Wilson appears in their new video, for the song “Middle Finger Up,” so suddenly they were on every metal site in the webernetosphere.
When the song started, I was like, “Oh, okay. So they make Misfits-tinged hard rock and wear ridiculous outfits. They’re the Murderdolls. Got it. That’s not the end of the world.”
And then the dude started singing.
And then the dude started rapping.
And then I closed my laptop and used it to beat ten MetalSucks Mansion Monkeys to death. And, no, I don’t care what Vince says, I will not clean up the carrions.





