WORST WEEK EVER: IN WHICH OUR NAME WAS RICK PERRY, AND WE APPROVED THIS MESSAGE
Friday, December 9th, 2011 at 5:02pm by Vince Neilstein
(from Unpopular Opinion Rick Perry)
Whew, what a week. I don’t know where you all are, but here in NYC it’s 5pm and it’s already been completely dark outside for a while. FML. Here’s what happened this week:
- Corey discovered that our “Best of 2011″ lists weren’t as bad as you thought they were with fancy mathematicals to back it up.
- Axl and Vince live-chatted it up with y’all and fielded all your stupid questions… and a few good ones.
- We interviewed Giant Squid’s Aaron Gregory, Porcupine Tree’s Steven Wilson, and Nikki Sixx.
- We premiered new music by Lamb of God, Whores, Abysmal Dawn, and Nothnegal.
- We laughed at the BBC’s distorted view of metal culture not once but twice.
- We announced that we’re retiring some of our older t-shirt designs and that we’re having a fire-sale to get rid of them; get ‘em while you still can!
- Vince pondered a new ranking system that could supercede Soundscan.
- We cracked jokes about another laughable Rolling Stone Top 100 lists of guitarists.
- We introduced Lazarus A.D.’s Jeff Paulick as our new NFL columnist; please direct your hatred of the Packers his way.
Vince out.
-VN








As always we’ve got this past week’s big rock and metal sellers listed for you after the jump — but the big story is actually that of the Eagles, whose new album Long Road Out of Eden was, until last night, excluded from the charts because it is being sold only at Wal-Mart. Apparently the folks at Billboard and Nielsen decided that a rule change was necessary to restore order to a world that would otherwise have had to deal with everyone’s favorite trainwreck Britney Spears taking the top spot.
Thanks to the MetalSucks reader who tipped us off to the fact that both Exodus and Helloween made this week’s “New Artists” Soundscan chart, for their respective releases The Atrocity Exhibition and Gambling with the Devil. Since both of these bands have been doing their thing for more than two decades now, one has to wonder how the fuck this happened. Is there really no checks and balances system over there to make sure they don’t come across as total ree-ree downey babies?