In Russia, metal sucks you!

If not for our recent discovery (courtesy Invisible Oranges) of Tantal, I’d be inclined to think that all modern Russian metal is as good as Gorbachev was attractive or Stalin was kind-hearted. Between yesterday’s porn-y but awful video by  Stigmata and now the below clip from the Ruski’s in F.R.Y., it seems the former U.S.S.R. is in serious need of some fucking talent.

So let’s do the same thing we’ve been doing for chick-metal. If you know of any modern Russian metal bands that are actually good (and aren’t the aforementioned Tantal), let us know in the comments section below. Because as of right now, I do not hold the Rusian metal scene in very high regard.

-AR

Thanks to Chris Miller for sending us the video.

So let’s say you’re in a third rate metalcore band, and let’s say that you’re also in Russia, which isn’t exactly France in terms of being at the height of metal fashion right now. How do you get people’s attention? Well, putting titties in your video can’t hurt, right?

This band is called Stigmata. Needless to say, this video is NSFW.

-AR

[via Hornsup]