Sometime during Mayhem on Friday, Vince and I had the heartbreaking realization that we were missing the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. I mean, FUCK, man. I was interviewing those pussies from Slayer and The Black Dahlia Murder and JFAC when I could have been watching some real performances by real musicians? Not to mention the late-night comedy in the middle of the woods with Pauly Shore. And the HELICOPTER RIDES! Oh, the helicopter rides. I don’t think I’ll ever get over missing this one. I’m weeping as I type this.

Luckily, Stuff You Will Hate‘s Sergeant D – a.k.a. the only wigger that doesn’t make me wanna vomit all over myself – has found the below video wrap-up of this weekend’s activities. So at least I can live vicariously through these fine men and women:

Anton OyVey also discovered an entire page of photos chronicling the weekend-long celebration of the arts, created by the same people who filmed the above video. Check those out here.

-AR

The above is a fourteen-minute plus infomercial for what is apparently the 10th Annual (HOLY SHIT) “Gathering of the Juggalos,” which is, of course, an event celebrating the artistry of Insane Clown Posse, who, as you may know, made the Best Metal Album of the 21st Century… So Far. When MetalSucks contributor Dale Croverdale sent it to me, I had to watch twice and visit the official website just to believe that it wasn’t some joke. How the fuck is this happeneing?

In case you don’t have time/inclination to watch all fourteen minutes (and I really think you should make time, assuming you have a fresh pair of underwear to change into when you’re done pissing yourself with laughter), here are some of the reasons the infomercial thinks you ought to attend:

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