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But at least this one has bondage chicks and lesbos in it.

Here’s The Berzerker doing the tATu (Christ I can’t believe I just typed that with the caps and everything) song “All the Things She Said.” Apparently some people are really offended by the sexual content of the video*, but really everyone should just be offended that this blows so hard.

Awful. Just awful.

Thanks to Mark Mortiz-Rabson for the link.

-AR

*And by “some people,” I mean “no one.” I mean, I don’t think the people who get offended by this kind of shit even know who the fuck The Berserker are. As far as I can tell, this is just some non-controversy cooked up by the group’s PR team to get them some headlines – so mission accomplished!

That Berzerker video Axl posted yesterday was all well and boobalicious, but when I think of Berzerker, much like MS commenters dthrasher and Fink, I immediately think of this scene from the classic Kevin Smith movie Clerks:

Normally when I think of The Berzerker, I think of this dude:

(The one in horns, not the lil’ Asian fella.)

But as long time MetalSucks Maniac Mark Moritz-Rabson recently reminded us, The Berzerker is also one of the many extreme metal acts who, for whatever reason (lack of time and resources, mostly), we have generally failed to cover here at MetalSucks.

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