Believe it or not, Doro is one of my guiltiest metal pleasures. Ever since I first saw the video for Warlock’s “All We Are”, I’ve been quite the fan. And though America hasn’t been particularly receptive to Doro’s charms since the 1980s, you gotta admit that MILF-y frontwoman Doro Pesch is the hardest working woman in the European metal scene, the foxier female equivalent of U.D.O’s Udo Dirkschneider. So it didn’t exactly surprise me that this morning, while seeking out lineup information for next year’s Wacken Open Air festival, I chanced upon this tasty newsworthy morsel:

Germanys rocklady nr. 1 will celebrate her 2500 show on 03/13/2010 in Düsseldorf – and YOU have the chance to be there.

You can get your tickets at the following link

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Revolver has their annual “Hottest Chicks in Metal” issue, which is great if you’re Revolver and want to sell an assload of copies to horny teens and unhappily married men you want to oggle at semi-hot babes that you’ll never have. But for those just looking for a little shot in the arm of self-esteem, Ruthless Reviews presents The 10 Ugliest Men In Heavy Metal History, a list that’s sure to get you feeling pretty good about your chances of gettin’ lucky tonight. Appropriately, the top 3 (none of whom are pictured at right) are all men whose beauty factor we’ve commented on before, and #1 is highly MetalSucks-approved in his own right.

-VN