I am a strong believer in the healing and soothing effects of tea. I drink it all the time. So I was tickled by this “commercial,” which praises tea while deftly lampooning both pro-wrestling and metal culture.

I have no idea who actually did the V.O., but doncha think he sounds exactly like The Ultimate Warrior?

Hopefully the creators of this sketch are now hard at work on Fuckin’ Chicken Soup!!!

-AR

[UCB by way of The Deciblog]

Also first seen on the excellent Metal Injection: this video, originally posted on College Humor, of stand-up Adam Newman schooling the attendees of a show at UCB (Upright Citizens Brigade – which MI correctly dubs “the mecca of alternative comedy in NYC”) on the ins and outs of Mayhem.

Some tr00 kvltists might not find this funny, and accuse Newman of mocking metal. They should go burn down a church so we can have them arrested already.

-AR