Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Cinemetal 0 Call Off the Race, We Have Found the Best Metal Video of 2015 February 6th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes eat ice cream, hold a feather, and lounge on the couch.
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Editorials 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Blames “Black Culture” for His Dwindling Popularity in the U.S. July 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg As though you need to be black to hear how bad his music sucks.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Weren’t as Big as Metallica March 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include not only Metallica, but also Arch Enemy, Deftones, Machine Head, and more.
Metal Merch 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes is Selling His ’87 Pontiac on Craigslist March 18th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He builds excitement.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rang in 1997 2014 January 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes Slipknot, Judas Priest, Devin Townsend, and more.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes Deported January 3rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s Europe’s problem now.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $375, You, Too, Can Have Your Very Own Homemade Vintage Megadeth/Dio/W.A.S.P. Jacket from Urban Outfitters September 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Clearly, you NEED such a jacket, lest you be the laughing stock at the Metallica reunion show next week!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Off The Beaten Bonus Track September 6th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Are bonus tracks the slaw cup of music?
Cinemetal 0 And You Thought Chris Holmes’ Last Video Sucked March 21st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m reasonably certain this was filmed on an iPhone.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Not-So-Instant Classics March 1st, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Sometimes metal demands a lot of effort. What album paid u the biggest dividends?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Happy New Y’ear!! January 4th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to 2013’s first Question Of The Week! How did u ring in the new year and put a ringing in your ears?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Mourned the Loss of Mitch Lucker and Celebrated the Death of Hurricane Sandy November 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein This week’s highlights… or lowlights, as it were.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Blackie Lawle$$: W.A.S.P. Frontman Will Compromise Christian Beliefs For the Almighty Dollar October 31st, 2012 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein W.A.S.P. frontman denounces hit song’s subject matter but doesn’t mind selling t-shirts exploiting its lyrics.
Editorials 0 HIATUS ON FIRE: WHY MATT PIKE SHOULDN’T PLAY HEAVY MTL OR HEAVY T.O. June 14th, 2012 at 10:00am Gary Suarez The other day, I came across a concert listing for […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TOUCHED FRED DURST’S HAT June 8th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
The People Have Spoken 0 JUST GOES TO PROVE MY AGE OLD THEORY — CROATIANS LOVE W.A.S.P. June 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg He did NOT see that coming! Update, 10:27 a.m.: Now there’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 CAN U BELIEVE THIS W.A.S.P. JAM??? June 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF In the early ’80s, W.A.S.P. ranked a firm AVOID cuz […]
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG
