• Axl Rosenberg

STATIC-X STILL SUCKI don’t care how big his hair is: Wayne Static (what a stupid name) still sucks. His band’s new track, “Cannibal,” is clearly designed to jump off the nu-metal bandwagon and onto the American New Wave train (complete with a guitar solo!), but it doesn’t work because, well, the song is unmemorable in almost every way. The thing about nu-metal bands (like hair metal bands) is this: they’re best at writing hookey, melodic pop metal, not Slayer songs. Leave that to Lamb of God, guys (that goes for you, too, Sevendust).


EDIT: I had a link to this song, but it’s gone now. I’m sure if really desperate to hear it, you can find it somewhere.

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