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SAUCE SO HOT, IT’LL MAKE YOU DIZZY

  • Axl Rosenberg
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2766_large.jpgObsessive GN’R merch collectors, take note: the Hotsauce Factory is now offering “Dizzy Sauce” as an “homage” to longtime Guns keyboardist Dizzy Reed.

Even though Dizzy seems like an alright guy, I’m not entirely sure why anyone would ever zero in on him when designing an homage to a GN’R member; I mean, wouldn’t “Slash Sauce” or “Duff Dip” make more sense?

In any case, this should go well with the new Buckethead Burrito being offered by Chipotle.

-AR

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