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MARILYN MANSON IS NO LONGER DATING A TEENAGER

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evan_wood180.jpgEvan Rachel Wood turns 20 today, making her ongoing relationship with the God of Fuck only slightly less ridiculous.

A source inside the Manson camp tells us that Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler both called Manson this morning to urge him to “ditch the old lady,” but Manson fears his days of romancing the barely legal may be coming to an end in light of his declining record sales.

-AR

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