OMG, DID U MISS ME? I, LIKE, TOTALLY MISSED YOU
Here’s an e-mail I received shortly after completing my move over the weekend:
Hope the move is goin’ good… we miss you! Quick question: Vince says you have life sized wax statues of the members of GN’R, and we were just wondering… old band or new band?
Well, Saul, since you wisely signed with Slash’s real name and didn’t bother to “Jew it up” (since Slash is already Jewish), I’ll answer your question: I have both line-ups, in multiple incarnations. This includes:
- Axl Rose (with and without corn rows)
- Slash (with and without riff-writing ability)
- Duff McKagan (bloated and non-bloated editions)
- Robin Finck (freaky goth look and dirty hippie look)
In fact, the only member I don’t have is Steven Adler, because, well… who gives a shit?