EVEL KNIEVEL WAS KIND OF A CLUTZ

exhibit A:

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exhibit B:

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did I mention that on April 1st of this year Knievel publicly declared his love for our saviour JESUS H. CHRIST?!?

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I may have forcibly fucked my Fall in the rear a couple of weeks ago by breaking my shoulder, but Evel K. holds the world record of pain with a whopping 35 broken bones, which resulted in 14 open-reduction surgeries (to repair or replace bones, some with steel screws, pins, or rods) and, over his career, 36 months in the hospital…

Amen!!

-KW